Proposing a new UNIX time function: Ttime();

As Experienced Devs know, UNIX systems calculate time from the beginning of day on 1 January 1970. This function would move that reference time to 29 August 1997, at 02:14 ET. See this video for reference: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DQsG3TKQ0I](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DQsG3TKQ0I) Comments?