ULPT Flying w bud?? | TheaterFire

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Low_Mango_6030@reddit

Edibles are much easier! Mixed haribo bag, throw some in and reseal with a straightener

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I've been flying with the devil's lettuce since 2009. Flower, joints, carts not once has anyone ever cared. One time in Salt lake I was able to walk down an entire concourse that was empty and utilize what I had packed. That was a banner day

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Xtay1@reddit

Question: Is it worth a felony charge? IF caught, Can you afford the fines/lawyers/ loss of employment/no internation national travel with a felony conviction on your rap sheet, loss of gun rights, loss of voting rights/probation for xx years? Transporting marijuana across state lines, even between two legal states, is considered interstate commerce and is a federal felony offense. But hey, you do you. Make sure you wear a T-Shirt mocking the TSA as Security Theater.

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NotGoing2EndWell@reddit

I FedEx it to my destination hotel or wherever I'm staying.

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BurnyMadeoffJR@reddit

Man fuck what all these folks talking bout.. I’ve flown with bud countless times… if it’s domestic and a personal amount, they don’t give a fuck. Those dogs are sniffing for explosives and shit.. a couple Js and you are fine.

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lbme0126@reddit (OP)

Finally my ppl are coming out 🤩

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mmmmmarty@reddit

Taken about 300 flights in the past 20 years, never once without my stash.

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earthhominid@reddit

I've flown with two quart mason jars stuffed. Tsa doesn't give a shit I called tsa at SFO back in like 2010 and they told me, "if it doesnt explode and you can't stab people with it, we don't care". I called the tsa office in Detroit and asked about weed in line 2015 and they told me basically the same thing. If the state you're flying out of isn't gonna arrest you for the weed you're talking about, tsa gives zero shits. You're talking about a couple joints, you could carry that shit in your pocket and toss it on the x ray belt and they wouldn't bat an eye

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ACynicalOptomist@reddit

I don't think they're even getting paid now.

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BurnyMadeoffJR@reddit

If you are checking a bag, you can literally bring an ounce with you.. a couple grams, you can put that shit in your carry on. If you don’t have anything wild that sets off the metal detector, they aren’t even looking in it.. and if they do and you have it in a bag of anything - they are not tearing your shit apart to find an 8th.. don’t be too crazy, but you are fine I promise. These folks watch too much TV - it’s 2026

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lbme0126@reddit (OP)

Update: it worked thank you all for the support

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lbme0126@reddit (OP)

Well gang I’m headed to the airport soon I’ll lyk how a fare out ![gif](giphy|rQ5cWOkvXfoTUZLIPh|downsized)

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Icy9kills@reddit

Fly with it all the time. Just be discreet

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lbme0126@reddit (OP)

So if I hypothetically, put 5 of them in empty (unused) tampon plastic cases and seal it back up and put it in an air tight plastic bag in the middle of my makeup bag in my suitcase, I should be okay? 🤣

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NeonTrigger@reddit

99% of the time this works. 1% of the time your life gets fucked beyond your comprehension. Shoot your shot I guess.

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HouseMusicAndWeed@reddit

99.9999999999999999999999% of the time. It's pretty close to 100%.

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earthhominid@reddit

Is she flying to Singapore? There's only a couple states left that will put you in prison for any weed, let alone a couple joints.

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mccrackey@reddit

Nope. I'm calling the cops.

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lbme0126@reddit (OP)

I’ll be in Tampa at 10:30 🤑 ![gif](giphy|CUbiYQbsKSGAM)

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HouseMusicAndWeed@reddit

Oh Tampa definitely doesn't care. St Petersburg cops really don't care. I'm smoking a joint in St Pete right now Arrived just this week.

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HouseMusicAndWeed@reddit

They have x-ray machines. Where are you flying out of?

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CardiffGiantx@reddit

I’ve had it in my checked bag and have even had homeland security search the bag (they leave a piece of paper in there) multiple times. One of the times there was an odor. They still didn’t care

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BurnyMadeoffJR@reddit

Yeah bro these folks trippin… I’ve literally flown with bud, pills, etc multiple times. Don’t have a rolled joint in your pocket, but I’ve gone through the TSA line with a cart and smoked in the terminal (low key)…. Just don’t be stupid and seal it up. They literally don’t give a fuck about personal use MJ..

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HouseMusicAndWeed@reddit

ULPT: bring a bag of rats. When it's your turn, dump out all the rat, yell "rabies" and when chaos ensues, run through the gates.

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HouseMusicAndWeed@reddit

I don't even bother to hide it anymore. I throw a sealed pack of 10 pre rolls in my carry on. Now I got stopped this time because I forgot I had some extra metal on me. I had the body search, and they still didn't care about my 10 pack, mor my edibles. I ended up sharing my edibles with the guy sitting next to me.

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Beneficial-Sell4117@reddit

Stupidest shit ever bruh. They got dogs that will smell you coming a mile away. It’s Florida, you could go to a street corner and ask people if they know a guy, they will.

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lbme0126@reddit (OP)

Dogs aren’t looking for bud they’re looking for bombs (apparently

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Beneficial-Sell4117@reddit

Right but airports aren’t just willy-nilly “bring your drugs in no problem we only care about weapons” like drug trafficking is a thing they want to prevent. There is going to be at least one drug dog at that airport, and most people don’t fly with drugs, so if they start attacking your bag it’s going to be really obvious what’s going on. And then you’re staring at a piece of paper explaining which federal charges and how many years.

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HouseMusicAndWeed@reddit

When it comes to cannabis, they don't care. Absolutely nothing you wrote here is true. Florida dgaf.

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lbme0126@reddit (OP)

Okay okay I’ll leave it home 😒

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Beneficial-Sell4117@reddit

Trust me bro, I’m several weeks into a break, I get it. I want that shit badly. But you don’t ever fuck around with airports. You can sneak and get it right 9 times, if they get you on the 10th, you are fucked for life.

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InjuredGods@reddit

Lmao no you aren't. This isn't the 80s. TSA doesn't care about weed if you aren't smuggling pounds. They have no jurisdiction to prosecute drug offences; the only thing they can do is refer you to local police. If you're in a legal state, this means they can't prosecute you at all. In Chicago we literally have a cannabis amnesty box in the TERMINAL of the airport after security.

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onthe3rdlifealready@reddit

I've brought so many concentrates back. I got caught with 50k cash once going through security (was paid to fly money to people) and they let me go after they called the cops over and loosely questioned me. It was mostly 20s and some 100s so it looked like a shit ton of cash lol. I was like yeahhh, buying a house with cash... Still can't believe they didn't seize it. Definitely didn't believe me. I've always brought stuff on my carry on, not my check bag. Could always throw them in a cig pack if you feel extra. I like to keep them with similar items but i don't think it matters anymore. Weed is everywhere.

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VeryStonedEwok@reddit

I've flown all over the country with vape pens and bud dozens of times with no problem.

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_JAYSIN@reddit

Take edibles. Flew many times with a few in my bags. Live in Washington which makes it legal in the state. Flown in and out of non legal states with no issue though.

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Mysterious_Cow_2100@reddit

Just fly to a state where you can buy weed!

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crash866@reddit

Are you flying Domestic or international? TSA does not care as much on Domestic as Customs does on International flights.

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simikoi@reddit

Small Ziploc baggie and put it in your shampoo bottle, I've done it a dozen times at least. Either that of just get gummies and put them in an empty gummy vitamin bottle.

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Salty-Passenger-4801@reddit

Not worth it.

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BeebleBoxn@reddit

Not worth the risk.

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