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AliveTranslator4271@reddit

i'm a person who doesn't particularly care about appearance, the main thing is smell and taste, appearance won't turn me off, but smell might i think it's delicious

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Ddvmeteorist128@reddit

You didnt heat it up like that, right?

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yellowbythedozen@reddit (OP)

I course I did. My body doesn’t produce plastics on its own so how else am I expected to bump my plastic numbers up?

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UJLBM@reddit

They sell tupperware at the dollar store. You could probably get it even cheaper at Walmart if you buy a big pack of it.

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murderbox@reddit

Just toss the bag when you're done. You have to wash Tupperware

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DarkLordoftheSmiths@reddit

I mean you could reuse the bags for socks

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MY-SECRET-REDDIT@reddit

It'll be too oily to reuse. I usually toss bags like that instead of reusing them to store other things.

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sofixa11@reddit

It'll be too oily to reuse

That's why they said socks, not underwear. Oily socks are fun.

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MoonBaseViceSquad@reddit

Or use old socks for bags. Cut out the plastic entirely

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thebayisinthearea@reddit

Or, buy Hillshire Farm lunch meat. Consume said lunch meat, receive free tupperware!

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PrivatePilot9@reddit

Sure, that dollar store stuff is cheap and all, but he’s looking to up his plastics numbers, not his lead numbers.

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zuzg@reddit

A used Tupperware >>>>>> some new off-brand plastic containers.

Given it was used normaly as intented and was produced after 2010, that's when they ditched BPAs

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I-E-Tazz@reddit

Ew, you can't produce your own plastic, freak!

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JD-Moose@reddit

So are your plastics micros or macros?

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If you get one of those stainless steel insulated soup containers you can heat it up at home before work and dump it in there and it'll stay warm until your lunch break. Then you can have like 2 more minutes of break time to read Reddit posts.

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PickleNicks@reddit

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Ddvmeteorist128@reddit

Holy shit, you have a point

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BoSknight@reddit

Not mistaken, and don't condone it, but I think most plastic bags are microwave safe. Until the food gets too hot and melts the bag.

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fd6270@reddit

Microwave 'safe' means safe for your microwave, not for you.

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MoonBaseViceSquad@reddit

Wouldn’t wanna piss THEM off.

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doggysmomma420@reddit

Are we not the microwave?

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Ddvmeteorist128@reddit

Depends on how small your hands are

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Eske159@reddit

Ziplock bags are safe up to 190 fahrenheit, you'd have to seriously fuck up hearing this to have a problem

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BoSknight@reddit

I sincerely imagine anything in heating in the microwave has a good chance of getting hotter than that if you don't pay attention. 15 seconds in the bag to knock the chill off something probably not too bad

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Rumblarr@reddit

Heat it up? Look at Mr. Richie McRich guy over here with his warm food.

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Diplomatic_Gunboats@reddit

Lasagna is one of the foods that is almost as delicious cold as it is warm.

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MoonBaseViceSquad@reddit

Yeah if I’m going to adopt this radical lifestyle I’m eating it cold. Just seems like the only way to go unless it’s really bad quality lasagna. Anything half decent should be good cold.

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OhYouTalmbout@reddit

Nah hell nah

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TappedIn2111@reddit

Just leave it in the sun for a couple hours.

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Brailledit@reddit

I leave my lunch in the car until it's time to eat.

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another_day_in@reddit

Mmm bacteria

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Charred01@reddit

The great thing about lasagna, is one of the mini foods that are better cold than hot

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GroundbreakingGur745@reddit

This reminds me of its relative, pizza. Cold pizza is heaven! 😌

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Just2LetYouKnow@reddit

Sous vide has entered the chat

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Ddvmeteorist128@reddit

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Gigglesnuf89@reddit

Better than a coworker of mine a couple days ago. He ate a block of Parm for lunch

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dancingtosirens@reddit

I see nothing wrong with this

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Emerald_bamboo@reddit

You’re in the right subreddit then.

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yellowbythedozen@reddit (OP)

Done that before and was judged equally for it as I was this.

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kuvazo@reddit

Rightfully

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Laticia_1990@reddit

Just slice it up cutely, and put it on a wooden board or plate. It's just charcuterie and cheese boards then

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lucky-Dependent126@reddit

I'm down for a chunk of cheddar but Parm??? That's a different level

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latingirly01@reddit

I used to have a coworker that would eat a whole rotisserie chicken on his lunch.

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RawChickenButt@reddit

I can eat a block of a lot of different cheeses for lunch but a block of Parm might be my last selection.

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stopeatingbuttspls@reddit

Never tried it with parm (because it's too expensive) but I used to take bites out of it before I grate it into my food. (Nobody else uses the parm it's fine)

I have done it with brie or camembert before, though, and it often makes me feel sick afterward.

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jeffiebb@reddit

Its like $7 a pound at costco.

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stopeatingbuttspls@reddit

Not American. Cheese is expensive here.

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Dangerous_Treat9043@reddit

Good source of protein

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RawChickenButt@reddit

So salty and there are hard cheese with better texture.

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Princess_Slagathor@reddit

I'm just imagining him finishing off the rind like a pizza crust. Just grimacing the whole time while pretending to like it.

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Manrito@reddit

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Princess_Slagathor@reddit

Yes, that's exactly what my brain was doing lmao

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patenteapoil@reddit

If you cut the rind into small chunks and put them in the microwave for a little, they puff up into little cheese chips.

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Check_Me_Out-Boss@reddit

What?

Why?

I have so many questions, can you please add more context?

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vylkai@reddit

Parm has low lactose (for lactose intolerance peeps) and high protein bruh. Usual servings is like 10g protein to 100 cals.

Also eating straight cheese is awesome

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HasGreatVocabulary@reddit

The hell parm has 8gram of fat for every 10g of protein you're getting out of it, how can that be good for anyone as lunch

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Little-Temperature53@reddit

Low carb life!

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cookiedanslesac@reddit

Is your coworker 70ish and living in Padua ?

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NimdokBennyandAM@reddit

Aw crap I must be the weird coworker because not only do I see nothing wrong with this, it makes me want a big hunk of parm.

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EdBasqueMaster@reddit

Best protein to weight ratio food on the planet. Respect.

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DuckSwimmer@reddit

Oh my goodness 😭

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always-wanting-more@reddit

We had a coworker who would bring noodles in a bag sometimes. He said that his wife wouldn't allow him to take and then subsequently lose anymore containers.

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radonfromaspoon@reddit

I'm the opposite, preferring my husband takes a container but he loves the bags. Pocket noodles, pocket corn, whatever he's feeling that day eaten from the bag in his pocket

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Emerald_bamboo@reddit

Containers take up more space than bags!

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always-wanting-more@reddit

He sounds like an efficient fella 🤣

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Randir076@reddit

Did he look like this:

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A_Lone_Macaron@reddit

He needs to find a new wife or at a minimum buy his own containers for a couple bucks

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DescriptionFancy420@reddit

Slob like that's lucky she's willing to keep dead weight around.

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always-wanting-more@reddit

He needed to not have like twenty moldy tupperware containers in his back seat. I agree with his wife. If you're not going to be responsible, you're cut off. 😆

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notarobot_trustme@reddit

But don’t you know they are allergic to responsibility 😂

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SabaSMelaku@reddit

I’m with the wife. My hubby is the reason why I have so many mismatched containers, water bottles, and blender cups.

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always-wanting-more@reddit

Same. He abused the privilege and paid the consequences.

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mkstot@reddit

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Emerald_bamboo@reddit

Okay now the first comment makes sense LOL

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redditsuckspokey1@reddit

No white shirt!

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FormingTheVoid@reddit

Exactly what I thought of

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edelweiss_pirates_no@reddit

"Bagsana" is actually a thing. We used to have several guys bring it for lunch when I worked in Chicago during the 90s. I moved to Dallas and several of us did it there, too.

Bagsana!

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DrewSlim@reddit

Lmfaoo I rushed in here to post this. I never am the first

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idontknowjuspickone@reddit

Super overplayed joke on Reddit, I thought the same thing, haha

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Magus44@reddit

Jesus, how often are you seeing things that could even remotely be linked to a bag of spaghetti?
Maybe I’m not on here enough haha.

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idontknowjuspickone@reddit

It’s mostly on the always sunny sub, haha

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OkZookeepergame4192@reddit

Funny place for an always sunny meme

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idontknowjuspickone@reddit

It’s always where you most suspect

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mkstot@reddit

Meh I see a bag of spaghetti, I know what I must do. It’s Charlie work, but it’s a living.

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mkstot@reddit

Only Charlie shows up on time for Charlie work as he sleeps in the bar sometimes. You gotta be quicker than that if you want to defeat The Nightman.

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MobilePalpitation702@reddit

Crow Milk!

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OkZookeepergame4192@reddit

Fight milk!

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aenteus@reddit

🎶Ah ah ah🎶

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stickytuna@reddit

Me too lol. Never a unique experience

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Big_Animal7655@reddit

worst is first

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Krimreaper1@reddit

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dmisfit21@reddit

Me too!

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garitone@reddit

There's gotta be some version of Godwin's Law, but for IASIP references in Reddit comments.

Someone should get on that.

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Upstairs_Block9065@reddit

They really do have a meme for everything

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Useamelonballer@reddit

My phone took a minute to load the gif but I knew what it was already! Good work y’all!

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mkstot@reddit

It couldn’t be anything else

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cottagequtie@reddit

ty THiS

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Confuseacat92@reddit

Haha wanted to post this too

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Big_ck_lover@reddit

A bag of lasagne?!! 😂 what a life we live aye! No one, really no one can tell us what to do 😂 I'd eat the hell out of that 😂

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Rich_Specialist7602@reddit

We do walk amongst monsters

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port_atlas9415@reddit

😂😂😂😂

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OkLetterhead8796@reddit

So did you eat it cold? If so then I wouldn't appreciate it either...cold pasta 🤢

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ExtraText9052@reddit

That looks gas

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stormbutton@reddit

My mom was this super Martha Stewart sahm who always made us these beautiful lunches of homemade bread and treats. Every so often my dad would be called upon to make lunch and he did his best but he grew up dirt poor with a huge family. He had no fucking clue so we’d each end up with like a sleeve of crackers, 6 grapes, and maybe an entire unopened can of fruit cocktail.

My dad would have ABSOLUTELY given us gallon sized bags of leftover lasagna and been proud of himself.

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ajf8729@reddit

No pickle jar full of milk?

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RonKosova@reddit

Pickle residue will make a nice curd by lunch time

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Mundane-Project6647@reddit

I have given myself a gallon sized bag of lasagna for lunch and that egg sandwich sounds amazing.

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Immediate-Mine-5997@reddit

lol omg your dad sounds like mine 😂 the creativity and "i tried" energy is unmatched. a bag of leftover lasagna would've been a freaking feast ngl

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Diplomatic_Gunboats@reddit

That is an amazing sandwich to be fair.

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stormbutton@reddit

Oh absolutely, and totally a comfort food for me as an adult. I started making them for my husband when we were dating and now it’s a comfort food for him as well.

But it was SUCH a random lunch sandwich as a kid.

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your_mom_is_availabl@reddit

10/10 sandwich if you're a broke but loving parent packing lunches for a whole bunch of kids. I've said it elsewhere but egg + carb + spices feed much of the world.

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auhnold@reddit

We have chickens and therefore a lot of eggs. My kids get egg salad sandwiches at least once a week.

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spancor@reddit

I make my son these exact sandwiches. We do a little mayo instead of mustard, but he loves mustard. Gonna give it a try. Thank you

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stormbutton@reddit

The smidge of mustard cuts through the fat absolutely perfectly.

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StoicFable@reddit

I basically lived off fried egg sandwiches during the 08 recession. Had those for lunch and dinner so much. I don't think I could do one leftover though.

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stevencastle@reddit

My mom would make me egg sandwiches for lunch pretty often, and I loved them, especially with a runny yolk. Another fave was leftover meat loaf sandwiches.

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Available_Pool_9644@reddit

I’m all for eating lasagna in a freezer bag. Only thing is you cant microwave that

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KatieMarmalade@reddit

Is that your lasagna policy?

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agentdickgill@reddit

1 of 3 people got this comment. If you count me, 50%.

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vitanyroyale@reddit

It’s like he doesn’t even get us, man 🤦🏾‍♀️ [I too got this comment lol] But are we to remember every man that’s fallen into a bag of lasagna?!

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BuckleyRising@reddit

We're talking about you!!

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vitanyroyale@reddit

I love the way Charlie spells “unled’d” gasoline on the sign.. Cracks me up every time 🥲

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BKlounge93@reddit

OP needs to go to a spa to get a real answer

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AnytimeInvitation@reddit

Spa? What is this word "spa?"

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Stunning_Chipmunk_68@reddit

Are you trying to say "spa ghetti?"

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BuckleyRising@reddit

Where does be put his feet?

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Glittering_Garbage28@reddit

Dee, his feet?

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pwincess_buttacwup@reddit

see, his feet?

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DeadSol@reddit

Came here for this.

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IronbAllsmcginty78@reddit

Yep this is the only question that matters here

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ItsAWonderfulFife@reddit

The lasagna policy is clearly stated : A-ok

Why would anyone even blink an eye?

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cityshepherd@reddit

I’m more of a tricolor rotini guy, but I’d settle for a bag of lasagna

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agoia@reddit

Oh yeah doing this with a nice pasta salad would be fun.

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MisanthropE61130@reddit

Screw them

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Glittering-Run5628@reddit

Buddy? Is that you?

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MoonBaseViceSquad@reddit

Your coworkers are bad and they should feel bad. The bag lasagne seems like a perfectly reasonable choice and I am making a mental note for the next time I eat it. I’m thinking it’ll be ideal in bed while depressed and in solitude.

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MobilePalpitation702@reddit

You tell 'em, Zoidberg!

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MoonBaseViceSquad@reddit

Why not Zoidberg should be able to eat out of a bag while in a dumpster? Maybe I get hungry.

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TruckUsed4109@reddit

Thank you!! That is my only big laugh today just from looking at the picture. I needed that. Also, I'd totally eat that.

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ZebraEnvironmental92@reddit

I think it's genius 😄

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thankyourob@reddit

Did you eat it in your car?

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MinimumHouse9033@reddit

It’s like a noodle capri sun. Looks good to me

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Overconfidentahole@reddit

Ima show this to my Italian friend🤣

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citizendetectives@reddit

LUNCH # 2

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-wumbology@reddit

Imagine eating a bad of lasagna and then doing work. Inconceivable.

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Stepharoni523@reddit

Lasagna for lunch is instant nap time tho for real

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Fluffy_Ace@reddit

Especially on a monday

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surethingsatan@reddit

Bagsagna

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DuchessOfCelery@reddit

Seriously. Unless the job involves lying on the floor between other people's desks, groaning. That's achievable.

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ohpsies@reddit

The classroom like setting and whiteboard makes me question if this is a teacher

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Hotchi_Motchi@reddit

Lunch #2

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bryterside@reddit

Now that everybody’s seen this, they won’t have to eat in the car.

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S3lls@reddit

Improvise and overcome 😂

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Delly2times@reddit

This has to be a mental illness.

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Puzzled_Professor422@reddit

THIS IS A ROBBERY PUT THE LASAGNA IN THE BAG

NOBODY MOVES

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Majestic-Joke461@reddit

It’s adjacent to a bag of spaghetti, so the gang over at r/IASIP would appreciate it

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StockDevice5639@reddit

If I ate tht whole bag im sleeping the rest of the day in my car lol.

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Mirra1002@reddit

Did you microwave it in the bag? Or eat it cold?

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Any-Concentrate-1922@reddit

We eat enough bits of plastic as it is. Use glass containers. (And definitely don't heat anything in plastic.)

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FURERABA@reddit

After seeing this and another redditor build his fucking PC battlestation in their bathroom I'm feeling pretty good about myself today

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Abovethecanopy@reddit

I hope you ate that with your mouth open

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BadOysterParty@reddit

Why is nobody paying attention to me. Can't they see i have a bag of lasagna...

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LongTime20@reddit

Are you Korean?

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Servichay@reddit

The title and image are too hilarious, i like you my guy

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DavieStBaconStan@reddit

I only eat 4 cheese lasagna

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cumberber@reddit

I fw it

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ZookeepergameEven441@reddit

Id appreciate it lol

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Doc_Hollywood@reddit

I used to eat cereal like this. It was easier to keep in a bag to pack to take to work and then I also didn’t have to dirty a bowl. lol

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OptimalAlgae9112@reddit

I appreciate it. Inspired actually

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i_rax@reddit

Respectfully - wtf man?

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HelenAlias@reddit

This is litterly how I eat everyday when I am out hiking. Dehydrated food + hot water in a zipbag!

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drcha@reddit

Airline baggie

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ShutNoShutYoMouf404@reddit

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Unsalted-Pretzel@reddit

This is like my bf who eats chef boyardee right out of the can. No bowl and no heating it up 😩 absolutely criminal.

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ViolatedTiger@reddit

Looks good !

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Batpipes521@reddit

Well that’s basically a homemade MRE. I don’t really see the issue.

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SkeetSkeetBangBang77@reddit

Just eating pancakes out of a foot locker bag

......for those of us who get the reference 💚

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RiddleViernes@reddit

This is a different kind of struggle

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KnowOneHere@reddit

This post is awesome . Ty OP.

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671DON671@reddit

I also do not appreciate it

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The-Great-T@reddit

One time my partner was living with my parents and I and mom cooked lasagna. She dyed it blue and for some reason, it really upset my partner's coworkers when she brought the leftovers in for lunch.

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lucky-Dependent126@reddit

Biggest question is why did she dye lasagna blue?

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mamiepink@reddit

I'm dying to know why your mom dyed the lasagna.

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The-Great-T@reddit

What other color should she dye it?

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letstalkaboutfeels@reddit

violet for violence.

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The-Great-T@reddit

Excellent idea, I'll pass that along to get next time she makes lasagna.

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vitanyroyale@reddit

You still didn’t answer the question 💀

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AdMurky3039@reddit

I like how you casually mention "she dyed it blue" as though that is a normal thing to do to lasagna.

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The-Great-T@reddit

Do you know a better color?

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Amount_Business@reddit

I different shade of red than the sauce.

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ThousandIslandStares@reddit

I love lasagna. I bet it was bomb.

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Pletcher87@reddit

At 0245 in the morning that would be paradise, edges scorching hot, insides still 38°.

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Mediocre-Smile5908@reddit

Heathen.

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Latter_Government209@reddit

Fuck you

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LatterParty182@reddit

just like BH HAHAha

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boatlegion@reddit

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schrutesbeets1725@reddit

Oh I’m sorry, not everyone is fancy enough to have been born with a fuckin spaghetti policy!

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airforcewife69@reddit

I bet it’s tasty

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Ladychefontheloose@reddit

I appreciate you op

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pogo_iscure@reddit

Bag of b*rf

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Beneficial-Dot-6535@reddit

You know its gonna be 🔥 when they didn’t even bother getting a proper container for the food.

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Photo_the_Protogen@reddit

Labagna

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2PM2@reddit

There is a thin thin line between madness and genius.

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MrJason300@reddit

Ugh now I want lasagna. Lol. I hope it was as delicious as I imagined!

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Computers_and_cats@reddit

I would totally smash that up a little and turn it into lasagna soup. 😅

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WispyBits@reddit

I think there should be a concerted effort to make lasagne a bag served meal.

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PrivatePilot9@reddit

Just cut off the corner or the bag, boom, squeeze lasagna.

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sofixa11@reddit

Or even better, make a smoothie out of it

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vitanyroyale@reddit

I had to fight the urge to gag in public 😐

Still, take this for your comment: 🏆

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yellowbythedozen@reddit (OP)

After the microwave had melted some holes in the bag, and lasagna levels were low enough that the bag lost structural integrity, I did exactly this.

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_po__@reddit

Paper bowls are cheap too. Just bring it along side your bagsagna

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PrivatePilot9@reddit

Ah yes, a man who enjoys fine dining, I see.

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WispyBits@reddit

This is the way

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grill_sgt@reddit

Tell me you haven't had an MRE (meal ready to eat) without telling me.

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JD-Moose@reddit

Or simply walked down the frozen dinner isle

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grill_sgt@reddit

I was thinking specifically Lasagna.

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PickleNicks@reddit

I mean there’s lasagna soup, I don’t see why not.

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RightUntilMorning@reddit

Are you the guy who's partner posted about the weird ~shit~ stuff you take to work for your lunch?... Will need to find the post

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notarobot_trustme@reddit

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American_Greed@reddit

This isn't shitty, it's vile, disgusting, and at a minimum unhealthy if not deadly if you're heating up that bag. I'm worried OP might have cancer in a year or two.

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Tr33Bl00d@reddit

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SECONDLANDING@reddit

MRE enthusiasts love this post

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vitanyroyale@reddit

Underrated Comment 🏆

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cheetahbf@reddit

Let's just move past it

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vitanyroyale@reddit

It’s like his coworkers don’t even get us, man 🙄 [always sunny FTW]

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KillerRayvenX@reddit

Do you wash the bag and reuse it the next time?

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dead-but-lit@reddit

Used to put leftover spaghetti in a ziplock bag like that. I use to call it “spag in a bag.” I thought it was funny. My roommate did not. Lol.

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AimaFuriku@reddit

Brilliant, now you just throw the bag away instead of having to wash an oily, red-stained Tupperware container. 👏

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stressmango@reddit

If you're office didn't look so neat and organized, I would ask if you were my boss.

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Orangeknight12@reddit

Ah so youre the coworker id befriend in fear of em snapping. Got it.

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Mediocre_Ryan82@reddit

Its still 200000% better than the cunts that microwave fish at work........

I love it!

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ThresherGDI@reddit

Genius.

Stouffer's Bag o' Lasagna

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No-Blueberry-1823@reddit

I really like it. Your coworkers can go on about themselves and just realize that they're being jelly.

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Wasabi8486@reddit

Haters... gonna hate.. Just as they say.

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Mountain_Current_841@reddit

Dang get some food containers!😀

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ExtraBreadPls@reddit

Right?? They cost less than the box of ziploc bags lol

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Ambersfruityhobbies@reddit

Yeah, but you can't reuse them like you can the Ziploc bags

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Parma_Jon@reddit

Wait till you find out about Tupperware

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Amount_Business@reddit

They went broke a year ago? I feel old.

https://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/1fjksko/tupperware_files_for_bankruptcy_after_almost_80/

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Parma_Jon@reddit

Well yeah but Tupperware has turned into a more universal term for food containers. Same way people say Kleenex instead of tissues.

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Roselinia@reddit

Wdym you cant reuse food containers 😭 are you buying disposable ones or smth?

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Master_Win_4018@reddit

I think it's just more easier to carry.

You could put inside your pocket.

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Mountain_Current_841@reddit

Exactly! What kinda of food containers are not reusable

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Phallic_Moron@reddit

I'm ok with this.

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tonebone85@reddit

I appreciate it

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-karou-@reddit

I do, bud. I do.

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StrongFault9006@reddit

But how did you heat it up... did you eat it cold? 😶

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ModernRascal92@reddit

Go to jail and turn yourself in

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tubtubtoo@reddit

what is your office’s spaghetti policy?

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AzuretheNerd@reddit

Lasagna ❎️

LaBAGna ✅️

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JollyPurpose6015@reddit

Thats nice lollll

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itsbrittanyyybish@reddit

Why is it in a bag lol

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icbint@reddit

How did you heat it up

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LaughingBeer@reddit

Oddly enough I just bought a family size frozen lasagna and its just for me. I was thinking of how to store the leftovers and I immediately thought of cutting it up and freezing it in gallon size freezer bags. I see no problem here.

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UsedWelcome5903@reddit

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JDS_319315@reddit

this is how my brother has to bring his food into his job at a correctional facility 😥

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Little-Temperature53@reddit

That actually makes so much sad sense.💔

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Legitimate_Winner148@reddit

My daughter took a bag of macaroni and cheese on the school bus.

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enjaysm@reddit

You need to level that shit up.

Microwave it in a paper cup, and eat it like that.

Source: i work on the road and dont like to microwave plastic.

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mnbhv@reddit

Bro most papercups have plastic lining. Youre essentially microwaving plastic.

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enjaysm@reddit

But then whos gonna look at me upset im eating bbq chicken and broccoli out of a paper cup?

Some people so sensitive.

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TraditionPhysical603@reddit

Why would you expect anyone to appreciate whatever bullshit you pack for yourself...were you trying to share?

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TNJDude@reddit

I can go for a bag-o-lasagne.

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stacknstore@reddit

Did you even offer to share?

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create360@reddit

I used to eat so spaghetti like this but I wouldn’t use utensils. I would just bite the corner of the bag off and squeeze the spaghetti into my mouth.

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Klutzy_Watch791@reddit

Lasagna in any form is not stupid. Mabe if you substitute toothpaste for cheese.

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Thinkpad200@reddit

Cut the corner off and squirt it in your mouth- no utensils needed!

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MugiwarraD@reddit

Why stop there just make it a smoothie

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QaptainQwark@reddit

Are you okay

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Toasty_eggos-@reddit

Ziploc is for spaghetti not lasagna everybody knows that

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poweredbynikeair@reddit

We all know that was fire

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Jopkins@reddit

Nobody on the internet does either.

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AdMurky3039@reddit

Hopefully you didn't microwave it. The thought of plastic-flavored lasagna is even less appetizing than that picture.

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Longwaypyder@reddit

Philistnes!

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craigslist-stripper@reddit

CONSIDER: cut the bottom corner off that bag so you can slurp up the lasagna cleanly like a gogurt no fork required

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JD-Moose@reddit

I eat my Taco Bell Beefy 5 Layers like gogurts

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TraditionalLaw7763@reddit

Mind. Blown. Thank you. I will definitely be trying this.

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R_manOz@reddit

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greeneggsnhammy@reddit

Because it’s bagged p’sketti and nothing else.

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Select-Blacksmith146@reddit

That’s a walking lasagna

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pun_goes_here@reddit

You’re gonna get cancer from all that leeched in plastic from bleating that.

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biglovinbertha@reddit

How did you reheat it?

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Sb0y@reddit

I would think body heat.

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jm90012@reddit

I've done this with spaghetti but never lasagna....

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JacobMaxx@reddit

What IS your spaghetti policy?

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Sb0y@reddit

One bag for meatballs and the other for noodles.

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saturday_sun4@reddit

Get a lunch box mate.

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HardSteelRain@reddit

"This is the best cup of pizza in town...people come for miles for this".....Steve Martin,'The Jerk'

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DamperBritches@reddit

literal sack lunch

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admiralbuttscratcher@reddit

Bag o’ lasagna goes great with box o’ wine

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dp5520@reddit

This reminded me of when I warmed up the previous night's clam bisque and drank it through a straw from one of those hard plastic coffee cups for my morning breakfast. Goddamn delicious but everyone thought it was super gross.

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tokyo_driftr@reddit

Charlie Kelly

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Ammagonna@reddit

I do. I appreciate your sandwich bag lasagne lunch.

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Barlaysm@reddit

All that plastic you're ingesting...yummers.

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Ronin_1999@reddit

Wrong audience. Any member of any armed forces of any nation would have appreciated this.

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nixium@reddit

Nor should they

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Hrbiie@reddit

Mmmmm microplastics

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Worldly_Stop_175@reddit

First rule of work - don’t be that weird guy

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Illustrious-Bee9056@reddit

this is the kind of behaviour that triggers the events historians write books about

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Cool-Leader-5376@reddit

My mate has a bag of coffee to go with that , like his drink of coffee in a bag. No joke.

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OkCarpet3273@reddit

Are yu really eating ya bag lunch frm the bag? 👀 noooo!!! That’s a instant CRASHOUT 💥 MOMENT 😂

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IvyS1234@reddit

Looks like a good transpiration device for lasagna to me.🤷🏾‍♀️

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Snerkbot7000@reddit

It says a lot that they trusted you with a fork. You should build on that.

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KentuckyFriedEel@reddit

They should have sent you home for misconduct

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schmosef@reddit

You didn't bring enough to share.

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666deleted666@reddit

Lasag bag

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reddicyoulous@reddit

Labagna

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bookclubhorse@reddit

r/WeWantPlates

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VelvetBoneyard@reddit

Garfielf

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Cool_Atmosphere_9038@reddit

Homie is eating like a backpacker

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CpnLag@reddit

DIY MRE

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Expensive-Safe-6820@reddit

This reminds me of its only sunny

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ashbash13524808@reddit

I appreciate your bag of lasagna

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RPDRNick@reddit

“Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this."

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Xyresic_Vibrissae@reddit

They’re just jealous of your daily microplastics intake

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ParachutingPiglets@reddit

They don’t know what they are missing out on. I would love to have that to eat

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Whiskey_McIrish@reddit

Innovative

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litttlegirrrl@reddit

I get it

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shuknjive@reddit

If a bag of spaghetti is ok for Charlie Kelly, a bag of lasagna is perfectly fine for you. Carry on you brave soldier.

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JamesonDotEXE@reddit

Walkin taco has nothing on the walking lasagna.

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No_Squirrel4806@reddit

Lasagna is lasagna.

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Slaphappyfapman@reddit

At least you know your colleagues are normal

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XzTreyzX@reddit

Has anyone heard of bagged omelettes?

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mijo_sq@reddit

Difference between camping and shittyfoodporn :D..

All those freeze food looks like this, except your probably has much less sodium. And they have a nifty shiny package.

Also to note, ziplock is being sued for microplastics. Save that receipt for the sweet sweet class action lawsuit settlement of .01 cent.

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googlebearbanana@reddit

Sure hope you didn't heat it in the plastic bag.

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BananaHomunculus@reddit

I'm a big fan of pasta type foods in bags. Just seems like it'll taste better.

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Tnad808@reddit

I don’t appreciate it either :(

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real_eEe@reddit

I was working an industrial job and had time to kill before work, so I went around the block to the grocery store to buy food to grill up quick. For whatever reason I got 2 red snappers. just grilled them whole, ate one and put the other in foil. The reaction to just pulling out an entire fish and eating it cold while the other guys were having microwaved Burger King and stuff was hilarious.

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DuckSwimmer@reddit

I love your bagged lasagna

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Jwchibi@reddit

I love seeing what coworkers eat. I had a coworker leave a bag of ribs in the fridge

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No_Interaction_4925@reddit

Does the bag melt in the microwave?

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Chriswiss@reddit

I appreciate it.

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pbrkindaguy69@reddit

I do

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Antique_Brother_9563@reddit

Ah the gold old bag-o-lasagna, just like mom used to make.

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alphaturducken@reddit

Why a bag, though?

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RunningonGin0323@reddit

the fuck is wrong with you?

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kgutzler5@reddit

Who cares what they think! You do you boo!

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Dusty_Old_McCormick@reddit

So you're the one who left a ziplock bag full of plain spaghetti and a plastic fork in the break room refrigerator that one day! We were all wondering who that was and if they were ok.

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