Any of you fellow autists have any ideas as to how to move this mat easily?
Posted by -E-Cross@reddit | bestestgunnitweekend | View on Reddit | 45 comments
Unless I just need to open my bussy up to some violation for some extra hands
-E-Cross@reddit (OP)
Fuck it. I held it up with one hand, bent over and moved it.
Anger and or adrenaline got it.
Baddy-Smalls@reddit
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-E-Cross@reddit (OP)
MrDooDooShatz@reddit
Mister, what’s it like to be rich?
-E-Cross@reddit (OP)
Just got things on sale really.
COMplex_@reddit
Was gonna say just slice it. Ha
CockpitEnthusiast@reddit
Please tell me this is on the ground floor
-E-Cross@reddit (OP)
Yeah lol
Baddy-Smalls@reddit
Achievement unlocked: Tism strength of Hercules!! Autism activated!
-E-Cross@reddit (OP)
The most important thing is that this sticker is safe.
Baddy-Smalls@reddit
It’s budiful!
-E-Cross@reddit (OP)
The one with the peepee and my original boint got destroyed
Baddy-Smalls@reddit
I need some cooler stickers for my shit…
Plus-Departure8479@reddit
He learns.
With enough uga duga, anything is possible.
SgtJayM@reddit
Use the force
Kadorja@reddit
You should probably take the safe off of it first.
TheOriginalMulk@reddit
This is the obvious and most practical answer.
Just, simply, move the safe. How hard could it possibly be?
Thor_Runner@reddit
Mokas raifus stickers spotted, bought my galil parts kit from him
-E-Cross@reddit (OP)
I need another mag one for another eyebrow.
blueponies1@reddit
Same way ya got it under there
-E-Cross@reddit (OP)
Had to be shimmied back and forth while the space was built. Used a motorized hand truck to get it in.
blueponies1@reddit
Well man all you gotta do it shimmy it back and forth for a while and then get that noticed hand truck back out. Bam, mat is all yours for the taking.
-E-Cross@reddit (OP)
It's not available on demand unfortunately
ASingleGrainofWood@reddit
Hire a magician to pull it like a tablecloth
OJ241@reddit
With your back in a sharp jerky motion
typetwocarrier@reddit
Take a sharp knife. Cut the leftovers out, Put a new mat nearby.
-E-Cross@reddit (OP)
It was already cut to width, just a bit extra depth and that's gone now.
There's a reply with it all trimmed and in place.
Truckyou666@reddit
Hell yeah make somebody else do it. That's the easiest way.
rcmp_informant@reddit
Simply pull the mat
WildElk211@reddit
For future reference the door comes off pretty easy and makes moving it a whole hell of a lot easier.
Source: have moved my safe by myself twice
-E-Cross@reddit (OP)
Why do I always forget this stuff
Kenji338@reddit
Inflatable pillow like one used for... Shady activities. Best spent $2
-E-Cross@reddit (OP)
Fuck, I have one in my shop too. Damn I wish I thought of that.
UnaBommer_Fudd@reddit
I'm pretty sure the force of 00 buck would tip it significantly enough for you to pull the mat out.
Give it a shot!
-E-Cross@reddit (OP)
I was almost there my guy.
Useless_optix69@reddit
I’ll lay on my back and leg press the safe for a few seconds
ReturnOk7510@reddit
Three cans of Monster, take a pre-lift shit, lift with the groin
danngree@reddit
An exacto is your best bet, it’s certainly the least expensive. It’s going to be a huge pain in the ass to move that safe.
lxvnrsw@reddit
Put some fine china and cut crystal on top of the safe and then pull it out really fast with a flourish.
KilldozerPrincess@reddit
Meth 🥰
-E-Cross@reddit (OP)
Oh shit a real girl is doing this. Dies from embolism
KilldozerPrincess@reddit
Me do meth? Nah, I’m not that cool but the movers I’ll have to hire to move mine when it comes time almost certainly will be methheads, so I guess you’re kinda right in a roundabout way
Baddy-Smalls@reddit
I was going to say through God and autism all things are possible. Just yell “Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!” And use the force of 10000 tendies.
-E-Cross@reddit (OP)
That's what I did man. I just was not being angry and autistic enough.
Baddy-Smalls@reddit
You deserve some tendies and some hunnie mussie. Reward yourself!