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My food until I'm payday tomorrow, chocolate pillow cereal without milk with a glass of water to wash it down.

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My food until I'm payday tomorrow, chocolate pillow cereal without milk with a glass of water to wash it down.

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goal0x@reddit

i’ve actually never eaten that cereal with milk in my entire life
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wolverinesbabygirl@reddit

If you got some cornstarch, you can crush up that cereal and add it to the starch, some water and
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beccadahhhling@reddit

Free Ketchup packets mixed with water and heated makes survival tomato soup.
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iwastouchedbyanangle@reddit

I’m so sorry you even know this ☹️
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beccadahhhling@reddit

You do what you can with what you got 🤷‍♀️
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B1ack_1c3@reddit

Flower, water, yeast, pinch of salt. Bread…
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beccadahhhling@reddit

OP has a handful of cereal to last him til payday and you think he can just magically buy the ingredients for bread? Really? With what money? You can walk in to any gas station or fast food place and get ketchup packets and water for free. It’s not great but it beats starving. It’s a common trick among homeless/disenfranchised folks. Tell me you’ve never actually struggled without telling me you’ve never actually struggled…this is literally the equivalent of “let them eat cake…” Also, it’s flour, not flower. 🙄🙄🙄
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B1ack_1c3@reddit

At least I learned how to cook and bake. You can get flour from a neighbor. Probably even barrow a pan to bake it in. Go eat your ketchup packets.
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beccadahhhling@reddit

Go borrow some flower from your neighbor 🙄🙄🙄
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B1ack_1c3@reddit

What you’re on speaking terms of the neighbor either, probably cause you haven’t invited them over for ketchup soup.
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beccadahhhling@reddit

Did you have a stroke? Your English is getting worse, as if that was possible…
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B1ack_1c3@reddit

Go bake a cake. 🍰
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beccadahhhling@reddit

Why don’t you let me borrow some FLOWER???
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B1ack_1c3@reddit

I do. I grow both hydroponically.
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beccadahhhling@reddit

“I do” Do what? English motherfucker, do you speak it?
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B1ack_1c3@reddit

[eat a salad 🥗](https://www.reddit.com/r/CBD/s/kLcK4jMxzy)
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beccadahhhling@reddit

Eat some pussy, r/hugelabialover
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coffeebear99@reddit

how do people mismanage their finances this poorly to reach this point?
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Internal_Page_486@reddit (OP)

Its called unexpected bills, I didn't know I was moving until recently and had to put all my savings into paying a moving company, the first month's rent in advance, paying all my bills from my old house to my new house, don't be so quick to judge. Its not a normal occourance for me....
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coffeebear99@reddit

you wouldn't have unexpected bills if you budgeted and saved money
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Strange_Difference1@reddit

Okay mr self righteous hit the showers
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coffeebear99@reddit

not a productive comment. this person needs practical advice and you're here resorting to name calling
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Strange_Difference1@reddit

You think your "should've could've" is more of a practical advice? Sometimes in life there is unavoidable/unpredictable situations. You are talking down to someone that will go to bed hungry tonight as you eat a full meal. I honestly have been nicer than I should have. People like you boils my blood
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coffeebear99@reddit

good indicator of intelligence and self governance is someone's capacity for foresight and preparation. they need to do better if they want to live better. sorry if you find that mean, but it's just how life works
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ThePsychoKnot@reddit

I hope life throws some shit at you that's more than you're prepared to handle, so you can get the reality check you need. You've obviously been very fortunate in life and that's great for you, but you desperately need some humility and perspective. And clearly just hearing about others' experiences isn't gonna cut it. Shit's not as simple as you make it sound for a lot of people. Stop victim blaming.
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coffeebear99@reddit

you've all been deluded into believing things are out of your control. you've all grown so complacent that you think nothing can or should be done to improve any situation. this is what your reality check is, you want me to be complacent along with you. I don't want that reality for myself or for anyone else, I want people to seize control of their own existences and be better. that's the real reality check
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ThePsychoKnot@reddit

DOUBLE YIKES WOW why does it not surprise me that you're the type of person to call someone a slur and then delete your comment https://imgur.com/a/wGRvTv6 So much hate from someone who claims to want better for people. Just gross.
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coffeebear99@reddit

it's still there for me retard
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ThePsychoKnot@reddit

Yikes
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coffeebear99@reddit

retard
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Strange_Difference1@reddit

Its useless here, that was the point. The only thing it does its make someone feel bad for something that couldn't be avoided and did their damn best. You really are a self righteous pos. I wont lose any more time screaming in the void trying to explain basic human empathy and the principle of uncertainty.
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coffeebear99@reddit

if this is the standard for someone's "best" then we are truly doomed as a species
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Strange_Difference1@reddit

You are disgusting egomaniac pos Good day, not to you, to OP
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Strange_Difference1@reddit

Trying to mix intelligence in there, suggestions that YOU are smart and they arent. The only thing missing is a monocle to your self righteousness
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AMSparkles@reddit

You’re either a troll, or the biggest hypocrite I’ve seen in a long time.
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LostLittleBaby666@reddit

How do people become self righteous judgy assholes? Must take a lot of work and effort when you could just be decent instead, it’s literally free
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coffeebear99@reddit

how does a comment like this help the situation? the person can't manage their money and thinks posting about it online is more productive than going out and making some money so they can survive
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LostLittleBaby666@reddit

Oh yeah and your condescending ass comments are helping a ton lol you know literally nothing about this person except that they are struggling financially and you can’t pull your head out of your ass long enough to realize there are factors you don’t fucking know about. So next time maybe just scroll past and why don’t you go focus on making yourself money. Clearly you have too much free time, chop chop capitalism slave it’s time to get back to work
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Albertagus@reddit

You can afford cereal?
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Internal_Page_486@reddit (OP)

*cereal that had left over in my cupboard* yes.
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Albertagus@reddit

You can have a board for your cups? Okayyyyy money bags
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throwawayfundsmom@reddit

i love krave
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B1ack_1c3@reddit

I love Krave too but can’t help but feel like it is human cat treats.. or Bachelor Chow from Futurama. and ironically fur babies can’t have chocolate so it feels ever more like twilight zone.
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Dunstund_CHeks_IN@reddit

I made $18k my first year out of college. Would literally eat peanuts for dinner the night before paycheck.
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anteater_x@reddit

Honestly unhinged that with so little money you went with the $10box of sugar
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Internal_Page_486@reddit (OP)

$10??? I paid like £1.50 a couple of weeks ago at my local supermarket
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norwuud@reddit

£2 for a big box??? they charge £4 at my local :-(
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senpaistealerx@reddit

this person is right. in the US, a box of cereal is like $7-14
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Internal_Page_486@reddit (OP)

I didn't say they was wrong, I was just saying that its a lot cheaper here in the UK, I waa just surprised at the price.
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senpaistealerx@reddit

i know, i was just agreeing with them.
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anteater_x@reddit

Cereal is a lot cheaper near you then, damn
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senpaistealerx@reddit

i would assume they already had it and that’s why it’s their food til they get paid, not they used their last bit of money to buy it.
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Internal_Page_486@reddit (OP)

Exactly, this
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Ungodly_Box@reddit

Man that cereal is the shit though 
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Main-Emphasis-2692@reddit

Fuck I love that cereal so much
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senpaistealerx@reddit

i tried krave a long time ago once and i couldn’t stand it. there’s a flavor of like, banana almost that i don’t like.
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Main-Emphasis-2692@reddit

I only like it dry bc I didn’t like it with milk, did you try it plain? I swear it’s way different.
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senpaistealerx@reddit

na cause i tried it wet and didn’t like it so i was like fuck this lol i don’t think id try it again 🥹
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tokyo_driftr@reddit

I survived off of a box of peanut butter flavored puffins last week so I feel your pain
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AgentXrange@reddit

Cereal and water is a staple. Yea I used to be in the trenches too fam.
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DarkflowNZ@reddit

And sleep for dinner! Mm mmm
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AgentXrange@reddit

At least OP can get a good meal for breakfast!
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bet69@reddit

These look like my cat temptations treats 
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Internal_Page_486@reddit (OP)

I had two cats and always wondered what they taste like.
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Murky_Tennis954@reddit

r/randomactsoftacobell
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senpaistealerx@reddit

r/randomactsofpizza
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Mundane_Practice_930@reddit

Shoot, can you get to a Popeyes? Lol. I can order you something small like a chicken sandwich! Haha.
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Internal_Page_486@reddit (OP)

Appreciate it but I live in the UK, I don't think I've ever seen a popeyes lol.
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the-big-meowski@reddit

If you ever find yourself in the US, I highly recommend trying it. Popeyes has the best spicy chicken sandwich!! And their fries are really good too.
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DecentMate@reddit

We do have popeyes in the UK but I’ve been told it’s not as good as the US version
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Mundane_Practice_930@reddit

I sent you a DM, I hope that’s okay! No pressure to reply though if you don’t feel like it !!
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MusicalScientist206@reddit

![gif](giphy|EvYHHSntaIl5m) I just wanna hug you.
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B1ack_1c3@reddit

Goodbye 👋 to the roof of your mouth.
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RaspberryLanky7905@reddit

Hit up a food pantry.
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rawr_Im_a_duck@reddit

Human dreamies
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Commie_Scum69@reddit

mmmh ![gif](giphy|YRo3S2P600PicZhNKX|downsized)
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Uchihagod53@reddit

![gif](giphy|134iGJcqa8A9lC)
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