When you think you're the coolest guy in the parking lot
Posted by icyhotonmynuts@reddit | Battlecars | View on Reddit | 68 comments
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...though I think it will have some challenges standing out with the cars in this sub.
RobertPaulsonProject@reddit
NGL, driving a smart car is a lot of fun, especially the old manual models.
TopDesert_ace@reddit
Huh. TIL smart cars have manual options.
CrimsonFatalis8@reddit
I was also surprised to learn they were rear engined, RWD. Always figured they were FWD.
KeeganY_SR-UVB76@reddit
It makes sense. No place to put the driveshaft.
UnLuckyKenTucky@reddit
2 words....
Torque Tube
asphaltdragon@reddit
There would barely be a driveshaft. More like a drivemicropenis.
demux4555@reddit
...why wouldn't an European car brand that goes back to the 90ies have manual transmissions in their cars? ;)
Anyway, the ride comfort in the Fortwo models are pretty rough. From personal experience I can tell you cobblestone surfaces and speed bumps it literally hell in these cars lol
I seriously doubt the ride comfort has improved with those offroad modifications :-D
AdjunctFunktopus@reddit
Because they were only ever offered with the automated manual until 2016?
JoeyBigtimes@reddit
To answer your first question, not everybody has the knowledge that you have.
Delicious-Novel9447@reddit
It has better traction than a cybertruck.
awmanwut@reddit
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xTex1E37x@reddit
I actually would totally drive this crazy abomination
ThePandaKingdom@reddit
There was a guy in the autozone parking lot that had one jacked up like this. It was sick. I told the guy i lied and it and he seemed jazzed. Then i asked if his CV axles are at a crazy angle and he seemed confused. So im gonna assume he bought it that way haha. Good luck to him getting it serviced i guess.
BigData8734@reddit
It’s like lifting a golf cart same type of shit, but you can get a conversion kit to put a big Hausa motor in these cars and they just fly.
Wonderful-Process792@reddit
What does it have over a side-by-side?
It's a Sxs but worse.
GumbootMcMorry@reddit
So much cheaper than a side by side. Plus someone had fun doing the mods.
godhelpusloseourmind@reddit
It’s not painfully uncool?
mattjopete@reddit
It’s street legal and probably cheaper
BarbedWire3@reddit
What car is that?
redzaku0079@reddit
It's a Mercedes smart car. The fun thing about this family of cars is that they are rear engined and rear wheel drive. Although they do have a tiny engine by default. This dude overcame that limitation. Lol.
JayManty@reddit
Looks like a Gen1 Smart Fortwo
al4crity@reddit
The easiest way to achieve this is to buy a clapped out side by side and do a body swap.
racoon1969@reddit
Think? My guy that thing is fucking rad!
IronGigant@reddit
It's always the Broccoli haired idiots...
asphaltdragon@reddit
They're not driving a BMW or a Mercedes, I'll take it.
kjogg@reddit
It is a Mercedes tho lmao
SlowSeas@reddit
Anglos with curly hair, historically, come from peasant lineage. Thus, they are stupid and generally exhibit irrational behavior passed down through their squalid, peasant genes.
Hyperious3@reddit
You know, I'll forgive them for this one. That thing looks fun as hell
IronGigant@reddit
I'd bet good money he didn't pick up his trash after throwing that drink.
smytti12@reddit
I saw that clip and it was such a flip. What does throwing a drink at a windshield have to do with anything? Other than making a mess someone probably has to clean up.
Prolur@reddit
The something-something-challenge
_qrius_@reddit
🚨 HATER ALERT! 🚨
Personal_Growth_4_Me@reddit
Alright.. Now the bastard actually looks halfway fun. 👍
Plastic_Table_8232@reddit
Why build it if you’re not going to beat it?
Personal_Growth_4_Me@reddit
Absolutely 💥
Egoy@reddit
Inhibits the coolest guy in the parking lot.
icyhotonmynuts@reddit (OP)
I like the ninja edit
Egoy@reddit
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hrimfaxi_work@reddit
Guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
Freezerpill@reddit
I’m a guy, but I imagine women might want this too 😂
hrimfaxi_work@reddit
All my main guys are chicks!
jimmy9800@reddit
I hate it. I want one.
itbrad80@reddit
So great! Saw one of these with a snow plow on it in Denmark in 2025!
PurifyingProteins@reddit
To be fair Denmark rarely gets a lot of snow and pickups are so rare and looked down upon by many there 😂 I’m sure it looked funny as hell but worked.
itbrad80@reddit
Here it is, kastrup and tarnby
PurifyingProteins@reddit
It’s plexiglass? 😂
itbrad80@reddit
“To be fair Denmark rarely gets a lot of snow”
I guess the snow plow version of a kids plastic beach shovel should work then. 😂😅
itbrad80@reddit
“To be fair Denmark rarely gets a lot of snow”
I guess the snow plow version of a kids plastic beach shovel should work then. 😂😅
ThePapercup@reddit
okay but why did he throw the drink on the car
Bartholomeuske@reddit
Spend 10 on that sugar drink. Throw that drink at car... Something... Profit? Also dumb haircut for dumb behavior
Milky_Gashmeat@reddit
Some dumbfuck trend for brain dead asshats a year or two ago.
schmitzel88@reddit
He got bored of vaping in his friend's G35 and needed something to do
PuttingInTheEffort@reddit
With the windows down
classless_classic@reddit
Broccoli head life.
DarthDarklorD@reddit
Save some pussy for the rest of us
rithsleeper@reddit
*** when you ARE the coolest guy in the parking lot***. There fixed it for you.
Stone_Midi@reddit
I don’t know about cool but certainly funnest
buttcrackmenace@reddit
is this more or less bitchin than the guy that put a hayabusa engine in his Smart? Unclear.
RoIf@reddit
throwing the Slushy at the car is not cool infact fucking dumb
SwiftPits@reddit
MICRO MACHINES
Psych0matt@reddit
You didn’t say it fast enough
miqcie@reddit
Real wheel drive. Full send
sublimeprince32@reddit
He had to have replaced that engine. No way its pushing those meats.
ChucklePuck@reddit
Yeah for sure. There are videos on youtube of people swapping in Hayabusa motorcycle engines to smart cars and defeating lambos and ferraris in drag races. Dunno what this guy has, but it's definitely not stock lol
sublimeprince32@reddit
Holy crap, that's hilarious! What an effort to do that though...
Welllllllrip187@reddit
Lit 🔥
smokeydonkey@reddit
Yeah that legit just looks fun to drive, ngl
Nintendo1964@reddit
wAiT fOr iT...
What the fuck did we wait for?