What's the furthest you travelled for shortest time at destination?

Regularly used to travel 110 miles / 2+ hours each way for my annual renal specialist to say "How are you? Any ankle swelling or other issues? No, good - we'll see you again in a year then". 2-3 minutes tops - often after an hour or two in the waiting room! Now, thanks to covid, that is done on a phonecall. Or the time I was asked to sort a PC issue 90 miles away. Normally 3 hours along part of the beautiful NC500, but 4 hours that day due to snow & ice on the road. Loaded up the car with every conceivable spare & part I might need. Arrived, shown the PC, & customer went off to make a cuppa. By the time she was back the PC was booted & working great! Turns out she'd knocked the 15-pin monitor connection when hoovering around the floor-sited base unit, & it had unseated the graphics card from its slot. I stayed a bit longer, drank my tea & did some PC housekeeping, but could've easily left in 10 minutes.