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Fake: Anon would need pants with even the slightest fabric thickness to hide his tiny ass little erection Gay: Anon is aroused by the sight, smell and taste of a korean man's meat

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Eevertti@reddit

Who tf regularly goes fleshlights shopping

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WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit

Cook beef at home and have enough self control to make sure you don’t use a fleshlight after

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LonkerinaOfTime@reddit

Lame, this text wrote the jokes in itself

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LankyPen3532@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/dexnhjddwijg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7139fc91e7b556cabfc7c7b527ff0133b0e63b0b

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Slide-Maleficent@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/vuxphqqlfjjg1.png?width=485&format=png&auto=webp&s=8d0deb4acef1e23347419369859b98755a2059e3

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SpaceBug176@reddit

Anon wants to be Pavlov's dog. https://preview.redd.it/6t9n5a6bxgjg1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0916693a480461c7ff651b51b2103e3ec789427

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peepeeinmypajts@reddit

So I'm not a science bitch but youse saying if I beat the dog every time it eats eventually it stops eating?

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The urge to eat is very strong, so you’d probably start seeing fear/reactivity behaviors during feeding time as the dog learns that it needs to be defensive while eating. Probably resulting in an extremely food aggressive dog that needs to be put down.

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peepeeinmypajts@reddit

So feeding the dog will make me put it down got it.

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soiboi64@reddit

Pavlovs dong

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TheMorbidHobo@reddit

I don't wash my hands unless handling gross/dangerous stuff, so whenever I chop onions, after a few hours my hands smell like old onions. It actually smells pretty good, comforting. Anyways I jerked off a few times while my hands smelled like that, and my dick ended up smelling like it, then for a while whenever I had that old onion smell on my hands, I'd get a boner.

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GabikPeperonni@reddit

When I was about 12 and started masturbating, I would do it on the toilet after having a shit. Eventually I got scared I would pavlov myself into getting a boner when I smelled shit and develop a scat fetish. So I stopped doing that.

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Luke_4100@reddit

Lmao i got something very similar, i would do it in the shower after taking a shit so i pavloved myself into wanting to take a shit everytime im horny, I've been trying to dissociate from this for like 4 years now with mixed results pending for the worst, so now i make a point to take a shit hours before and also fasting just to jerk , hope i eventually get completely rid of this

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TheDoge_Father@reddit

Does anon buy fleshlights that often?

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ThrenodyCore@reddit (OP)

You don't? https://i.redd.it/0snqkpwiygjg1.gif

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TheDoge_Father@reddit

They're banned in my country actually

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ThrenodyCore@reddit (OP)

Hmmmmmmmmmm Hard doubt. https://preview.redd.it/12owdx4uzgjg1.jpeg?width=587&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2f79ad9427f01de5520d17e376da558462791d3

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Fun_Instruction_807@reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/s/l6mfeGGar4

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ThrenodyCore@reddit (OP)

LMFAO, your source is "made up". https://preview.redd.it/oth4d48awhjg1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca4c706d9937d77973c4084feaaae914c96b18f5

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