We need to invent a vacuum that speeds up how long it takes to poop

I'm a bit of a fast pooper here (1< min), but I'm tired of people taking up public stalls or even my own bathroom because they need half an hour or more. It's so annoying. These people need a device that vacuums out their colon or something because it's truly a detriment to society and my sanity. They're not sloths, and have no excuse in a society that has invented vacuuming technology. Someone needs to invent it.