What's the biggest lie you learned about working life?

Telling you our factory name wouldn't actually tell you which products we provide or for which company/supermarket. I wouldn't go near a cup soup - for multiple reasons. The worst example? I work on a production line opposite this huge machine that churns out 200 sachets a minute.. I needed a wee, the male toilet floor was filthy, sticky from pee & various dirt brought in from the outside and product powder stuck to the bottom of colleagues shoes. One of the cup soup operators was in the toilet with me, when we want back, he stood on the filling machine to set it up, basically standing over the small funnels which lets powder into the small sachets below :( I hope you like your soup pee tainted, not that you'd tell anyway. Allergens? Whatever! We use air guns to blow powder off internal/external machine parts that are hard to reach, where do you think that powder/dust goes? Well, into the air and then onto the nearby production lines think anything from chicken powder to custard powder Today I got hit in the face by a stray pasta spiral that was 'blown' from one guys machine, all I did was walk by! My fault - I was told I was in the way!