Yeah, no, those things are too long, too much girth and those balls are just perfectly round. We men always have to adhere to unrealistic standards. Downvoted.
What'll make it cooler is if you get the tip to disperse water to the outer ridges. I mean it's only logical that the liquid that gets collected is released... ;)
Not true. Some were designed to be mounted certain ways but son had tread that could go either. The only necessary thing was to make sure the size lanes and date code and stuff were on the outside
I've spent plenty of time in motor sports and will tell you that most things are just a suggestion. Guys will try it another way and if that way is faster then that's how it will be done.
Illegal in what way? He said dirt track racers use them (sans dicks). It might be illegal with some track regulations but not illegal in the eyes of the actual law.
Yeah I mean track regs. No legitimate track will allow this and I 100 percent agree. The chances of a random blowout go through the roof. Many racers and spectators have been injured and even died because of this gross negligence
Coworker of mine once had an idea for a tire tread pattern. It was basically this, but with vaginas instead. He was trying to figure out how to make the burnout smell like a can of sardines.
That and many other conversations I wish I was never a part of. Four years with this dude seemed like 4 lifetimes.
slicks with grooves cut is fine for road cars too. Before moulded slicks became popular tarmac rally guys here would just cut two rings in them to make them road legal. As long as the road didn't get wet you are fine and if it did get wet well that can be a load of fun.
Should be a couple of places to put a tyre depth guage and as long as you set the tyre groover to not go deeper you are good to go.
I've also cut truck tyres which are also designed to be grooved.
Those ones will probably work as well if not better as anything you buy out of any tyre place. But they will last a fraction as long
This is not a worn out tire being made to look new again. That’s a Hoosier race tire which usually come without tread and are very thick. They’re meant for drag racing. What this person is doing is adding tread so they can be used in rain. This is perfectly valid to do and these are likely going on a dragster or other track-only race car.
I'll never understand why people think "this guy thinks drawing dicks on stuff is funny, he must have latent homosexual tendencies!". I draw turds on stuff, don't have a scat fetish. It's just funny, ya dink
Been selling Racing tires with proffesional profiling afterwards for years.. Have to ask guys to order some customzeid Mycock brand... Face of cops - how does look your profile ? ..well it's bigger than yours...
TryHeavy8621@reddit
Those are Dickey Thompsons💪💪
javi1321@reddit
These wheels are legit .. proceeds to draw dicks
Purple_townslabrider@reddit
Ding a long😭
Pyro_Paragon@reddit
This is common practice in a lot of countries, usually works fine. Prevents waste.
fatjuan@reddit
Re-grooving truck tyres was a common practice.
Pyro_Paragon@reddit
Is.
Wide_Strawberry7187@reddit
🤣
555byte@reddit
Cool rocket ships...
Randy-Randallmann@reddit
Holy shit I haven’t watch death to smoochy in YEARS
BavarianBanshee@reddit
They need to be shooting lasers!
SinkHoleDeMayo@reddit
"rainbow fuckin Randolph!
LIVDUY@reddit
Love rockets
ScaramouchScaramouch@reddit
Vandals
Famous_Strike_6125@reddit
goooo-red-rocket!!!
OldWrangler9033@reddit
Cocket Ships
Skeptic_Juggernaut84@reddit
"That's one massive..." "Johnson, pull up the image on the screen. "
TehGoad@reddit
how much for 4
Cloacation@reddit
I used to buy crab snares from a guy in a parking lot, the weights were often cast to look like genitals. I didn’t know they made tires the same way.
DevelopmentBulky7957@reddit
Yeah, no, those things are too long, too much girth and those balls are just perfectly round. We men always have to adhere to unrealistic standards. Downvoted.
Naive-Special9015@reddit
Is that tread pattern directional or non-directional?
ueatsushi@reddit
Directional tires cool
Holdmypipe@reddit
Cock tires
mtraven23@reddit
a wonder if at a certain speed, that becomes a standing image?
koththusecret@reddit
What'll make it cooler is if you get the tip to disperse water to the outer ridges. I mean it's only logical that the liquid that gets collected is released... ;)
mklilley351@reddit
It's common for switching from asphalt to dirt.
hanwookie@reddit
You know what...no...I ain't even mad. This is, well, he's the hero we need.
terzo_k@reddit
Weird rotation indicator
gobrocker@reddit
He'll look like a dick when it explodes
noahbrooksofficial@reddit
Guy designs tyres for the McLaren racing team
Tango91@reddit
I can smell this video
Warngrace@reddit
😅😅😅
Traditional-Hat-952@reddit
He Billy. Wear a fucking mask! You're going to have fucked up lungs just sanding and buffing tired all day without protection.
CastleMeadowJim@reddit
Nah don't worry, he said this doesn't remove any of the tread.
OkiDokiPanic@reddit
Maybe he wants the cancer, you don't know.
Traditional-Hat-952@reddit
Billy's body craves it!
ozzyperry@reddit
hats off to perfect size and spacing resulting in no weird gap
NotCalvinTrillin@reddit
Betting that ain't his first rodeo.
Tokyo_Echo@reddit
r/secondrodeo
SchreiberBike@reddit
Design and quality choices I can't support, but that man has strong skills.
Dorwyn@reddit
Obviously a professional... penis engraver.
Ok_Ebb_8606@reddit
NevadaPL@reddit
One more race ahh Tyre
danattana@reddit
Hoosier Daddies
donttanyourpeen@reddit
Okay so now they are direction specific tires. Great 🤔
Unkn0wnTh2nd3r@reddit
all tires are direction specific
A-Cheeseburger@reddit
Not true. Some were designed to be mounted certain ways but son had tread that could go either. The only necessary thing was to make sure the size lanes and date code and stuff were on the outside
Xivios@reddit
Vredestein once carried a really neat asymmetrical tread that wasn't directional. Don't know when they discontinued it though.
Nazty12@reddit
You mean you don't put it in balls first from time to time?
Mutex_CB@reddit
The feeling is immaculate 👌🏻
ZoubiDoubi@reddit
Do you prefer the ole' dunk & swirl or the slide & suffocate?
d365ddaf1d7c@reddit
I've spent plenty of time in motor sports and will tell you that most things are just a suggestion. Guys will try it another way and if that way is faster then that's how it will be done.
Falangee69@reddit
Which direction do they go? Towards the tip or balls?
RawChickenButt@reddit
What goes in must come out.
cringeisthename@reddit
People do realize that this is illegal right?
ARottenPear@reddit
Illegal in what way? He said dirt track racers use them (sans dicks). It might be illegal with some track regulations but not illegal in the eyes of the actual law.
cringeisthename@reddit
Yeah I mean track regs. No legitimate track will allow this and I 100 percent agree. The chances of a random blowout go through the roof. Many racers and spectators have been injured and even died because of this gross negligence
NotViaRaceMouse@reddit
r/substakenlitterally
ARottenPear@reddit
r/weirdtires
LeftOn4ya@reddit
Those tires are only allowed on vehicles with this mudflap
Hourslikeminutes47@reddit
"did you see the dick behind the wheel?? Sheesh!!"
Dinkusvongoopyeye@reddit
+1 for dick slicks
SpecialKGaming666@reddit
Can't spell penis without sipe.
biffbobfred@reddit
/r/diWhy
Fryphax@reddit
For traction. Very clear use case here. Definitely not a DIWHY.
biffbobfred@reddit
The penises?
nemothorx@reddit
r/diwhynot
biffbobfred@reddit
Fair enough.
enwongeegeefor@reddit
I want to be like r/lostredditor....but this is interesting as fuck
thunderbaby2@reddit
Prematurely winning the race everytime
Swimming-ln-Circles@reddit
These tires are reserved for the race wiener!
captcraigaroo@reddit
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should
smakusdod@reddit
I too enjoy Dixon Tires
K4NNW@reddit
Perfect for your Clint Taurus.
schriepes@reddit
65 dollars? That's about 4 dollars less than I expected.
dicahead@reddit
So derectional
53cr3tsqrll@reddit
Now if he’d laid the stipes in the right way, water would squirt out the tip.
kitchenperks@reddit
Coworker of mine once had an idea for a tire tread pattern. It was basically this, but with vaginas instead. He was trying to figure out how to make the burnout smell like a can of sardines.
That and many other conversations I wish I was never a part of. Four years with this dude seemed like 4 lifetimes.
GlockAF@reddit
Photographs of tire tracks from the crime scene indicate…ahem, well…
s6cedar@reddit
What? What? Out with it, Atkins! We need details here!
NachoNachoDan@reddit
It looks like a giant… Willie, get over here and see if you can figure this out!
Xaphios@reddit
My god, it's a huge... Johnson, take a look at this!
Ohiolongboard@reddit
Several different…..Peter’s, what do you make of this?
OrangeSilver@reddit
I think I've spotted... Dick, do you still have the pictures of the last crime scene?!
Undrwtrbsktwvr@reddit
I don’t believe it…. Frank, is this what I think it is?
s6cedar@reddit
Wait a minute. Is that a… Shaft! That’s the name of the movie I was trying to think of!
Born_ina_snowbank@reddit
Picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue.
am_cruiser@reddit
Why I'll be damn, it's like a gosh-dang honest-to-god... Johnson! Will you come look at this?
s6cedar@reddit
Wait a minute. Is that a… Shaft! That’s the name of the movie I was trying to think of!
RobertRamos@reddit
I will assume he is circumcised.
Independent-Toe-5682@reddit
What notice?
Advanced_Tomato5713@reddit
Fresh set of dick slicks
Jellodyne@reddit
Wasn't he a Nascar driver?
Advanced_Tomato5713@reddit
Are you thinking of Dick Trickle?
colostitute@reddit
Dude is a legend. Smoked in his car during yellow flags mid NASCAR race.
Advanced_Tomato5713@reddit
Lol that's awesome
OrangeSilver@reddit
That tires slides all over the place as soon as it gets wet! Who knows where you'll end up sliding into!!
katsudon-bori@reddit
All-weiner tires
NationYell@reddit
Re-dick-ulous!
Creamsicles-7@reddit
How much!
Confident_Shock_3178@reddit
r/SubsTakenLiterally
MashedProstato@reddit
At first I was thinking, "What's the big deal, people do this with racing tires all the time?"
"Oh..."
wootybooty@reddit
At first I was like this son of a bitch… 😒 Then I was like, this son of a bitch! 😏
byteminer@reddit
At first I was like, “what he’s just making rain tires”. Then he started cutting the center tread.
furiant@reddit
I was sitting there thinking
"It's just a retread. These tires are designed to be able to put your own grooves in them. Nothing weird about it?"
Administrated@reddit
Come on! I wanna see them on the car, on the road.
Only_One_Kenobi@reddit
Nothing wrong with these for specific racetrack usage. But you know some yahoo is going to use these on public roads.
MeanWafer904@reddit
slicks with grooves cut is fine for road cars too. Before moulded slicks became popular tarmac rally guys here would just cut two rings in them to make them road legal. As long as the road didn't get wet you are fine and if it did get wet well that can be a load of fun.
Should be a couple of places to put a tyre depth guage and as long as you set the tyre groover to not go deeper you are good to go.
I've also cut truck tyres which are also designed to be grooved.
Those ones will probably work as well if not better as anything you buy out of any tyre place. But they will last a fraction as long
_K10_@reddit
Yes those definitely look like they're going on a road car.
Maybe a Corolla?
Only_One_Kenobi@reddit
With dicks on it? It's definitely going on a Nissan
Algaean@reddit
no that's going on a BMW - behind the wheel
Grand-penetrator@reddit
BMWs already had dicks inside though
Dorwyn@reddit
Adding dicks to a BMW is like putting a hat on a hat.
JAC693TLM@reddit
Usually you put the rubber on it, not the other way around
Bursting_Radius@reddit
🍆🍆🍆😵💫
KittySharkWithAHat@reddit
I really want to see if that leaves an imprint on the ground.
burntblacktoast@reddit
On a dirt track, literally none. People have misconceptions about dirt tracks, which is a shame as it makes asphalt racing look incredibly boring
Wuddntme@reddit
This is not a worn out tire being made to look new again. That’s a Hoosier race tire which usually come without tread and are very thick. They’re meant for drag racing. What this person is doing is adding tread so they can be used in rain. This is perfectly valid to do and these are likely going on a dragster or other track-only race car.
SanchoBenevides@reddit
Just couldn't wait to post your actuallllly comment without watching the whole video or reading the room?
Wuddntme@reddit
Just had to post your hateful response without waiting for my follow-up, huh?
The-Phantom-Blot@reddit
FYI, the guy in the video explained who he gets them from and who he sells them to, and neither one matches your explanation.
SanchoBenevides@reddit
Why would I wait? You didn't.
KHORSA_THE_DARK@reddit
It's a dirt track tire or for a late model ffs. That's not a drag slick.
Wuddntme@reddit
The penises, on the other hand, I have no explanation for.
djscoots10@reddit
LOL
asterios_polyp@reddit
RESPIRATOR.
InvertedEyechart11@reddit
It needs a tire rotation symbol on the sidewall
Historical-Shine-786@reddit
Gus has been spending too much time alone in the tire shop again. He told the race track people last time that he’d stop doing this. Hmm, troubling. 🤔
rdogg4@reddit
End to end, boys
Jsolt1227@reddit
Dick move.
6inarowmakesitgo@reddit
This would be absolutely hysterical to swap a set on your buddies car and he is none the wiser. LOL
ukexpat@reddit
“Blow” out…
Confident-Benefit600@reddit
Dick head move
djrock3k@reddit
When truck nuts are just not enuff...
hendersonrich93@reddit
Sick!
ohporcupine@reddit
I thought I was on r/diwhy but this is pretty outstanding.
SuperDizz@reddit
ChazR@reddit
Just another good ol' heterosexual manly man with a laser-like fixation on penises.
JannyBroomer@reddit
I'll never understand why people think "this guy thinks drawing dicks on stuff is funny, he must have latent homosexual tendencies!". I draw turds on stuff, don't have a scat fetish. It's just funny, ya dink
Spadeykins@reddit
I would agree if they aren't homophobic, it gets weird when they are.
ChazR@reddit
Sure Champ.
Talesfromthetogue@reddit
Is the dick that hurt you in the room with us right now?
TheAwkwardBanana@reddit
Triggered by dick doodles again, eh?
SputnikFace@reddit
He did this so fast and with such mastery that he didn't have the time to ask himself "wtf am i doing?"
Background_Being8287@reddit
Your going to leave pecker tracks
Gouzi00@reddit
Been selling Racing tires with proffesional profiling afterwards for years.. Have to ask guys to order some customzeid Mycock brand... Face of cops - how does look your profile ? ..well it's bigger than yours...
St0rmtide@reddit
I mean if they use ir for mud racing its kinda whatever
aquatone61@reddit
Looks like he’s doing dirt track or late model tires so yeah.
EgotisticJet5@reddit
That would be hilarious to drive with in the snow.
Saulgoode09@reddit
Would you say that’s kind of a dick move?
Zippy_The_Pinhead@reddit
For the boys