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KarlGoldenberg@reddit

chudbro talk as if he himself dont have sexual preferences.
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Higuruzin@reddit

If someone only like you because you are tall, she will leave you the moment there is someome taller
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KarlGoldenberg@reddit

Good point.
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Naters-wavfe@reddit

His first mistake was believing women can have self awareness to know why they like what they do.
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bartholomewjohnson@reddit (OP)

Kinda makes me wonder if there are any unconscious "male traits" that only women notice
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DarkScorpion48@reddit

Since when does 4chan repost and react to own posts. Wtf?
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Head-Alarm6733@reddit

yeah, thats our job!
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Letters_to_Dionysus@reddit

and even if you get married there's still a little chud kernel in your core
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The_King_7067@reddit

Incel Core I9
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5p4n911@reddit

That I in i9 is too tall for Anon
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The_King_7067@reddit

Fixed it
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Routine-Professor586@reddit

I mean that's how first dates usually work. People solely go for other's appearance and height and maybe vibes. Sometimes personality but it's usually looks. Personality and stuff like that usually matters in the long term though. I'm a chud but 183cm, which is tall in my country's standards so I get to date a lot but the relationship doesn't usually last more than 3 months because I have a shit personality and is emotionally distant.
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chomusuke_cat@reddit

183cm is tall in virtually every country.
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5p4n911@reddit

Not in South Africa. Giraffes have it beat.
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MountedCanuck65@reddit

> Anon talks about how his gf is cute in her own way > Gets mad when she says he’s attractive Anon truely can’t get out of his own way
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wyro5@reddit

“Hey I think you’re cute” “GODDAMNIT WHY ARE ALL WOMEN LIKE THIS”
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Billybob142@reddit

Also if she said that he was quirky and fun he would say “And she thinks I’m ugly so I know she’s shallow and couldn’t even find anything to compliment my 4/10 appearance on” Anon nuts insecure AF
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M0rgr0m@reddit

Nice try, but he specifically stated first that her personality and shared interests are what he likes about her. If anon is to be believed, that was clearly not a reciprocated feeling
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ScottParkerFrom79th@reddit

>If anon is to be believed see now here is where youre commiting a mistake
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Ihatekids445@reddit

Yes but you're on reddit where everybody's a neckbeard biased towards women
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the_gwyd@reddit

He's probably not that attractive, she still just generally likes him enough that she wants to date him. But she's being polite and telling him what she thinks he wants to hear
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Gold_Relationship459@reddit

But what he actually wants to hear is "You're an ugly freak, but your painfully online personality was just so compelling that I've managed to overcome the nausea I get from looking at you"
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LouDogGT@reddit

Some of you guys deserve to die alone. Go seek help man...
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kuba5028@reddit

I think they should marry and deserve each other. Anon is 25 years old and still has hope he will find someone 'not like the normies', and his date is very obviously lying about being an internet autist because no one who's spent 10 minutes on that side of the internet would say that unironically to a 4chan incel
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maticusinsanicus@reddit

Idiot
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Checked_Out_6@reddit

Anon should just take estrogen now and become the girlfriend
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rip-droptire@reddit

Alas another attack on mine own sov'reign mind
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m1r4nd4k@reddit

Anyone who unironically claims "internet culture" as one of their interests is beyond saving anyway.
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eat_my_bowls92@reddit

Huh. Now that I reread his list, it’s literally the most surface level interests. Anime/series can basically be the same thing, and wtf would internet culture even mean? Probably “don’t use TikTok or insta.”
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sidnynasty@reddit

Don't people usually agree to first dates based on appearances? Finding out if they have a compatible personality is the whole point of going on the date.
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eat_my_bowls92@reddit

Yep. If the femanon was a big girl, he’d be whining that all he can get are whales.
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SpaceBug176@reddit

That's why I don't use dating apps.
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wsdpii@reddit

Pretty much, yeah. Looks and confidence are the baseline for your attractiveness, and it's what gets you in the door unless you start dating someone who's already a friend. Personality traits and mutual interests can make your attractiveness vary above or below that, but not by very much for most people. I've seen people put up with horrible people who they have nothing in common with just because "they're so hot". It's something I've wrestled with in the past. There have been girls i really liked, but we weren't really compatible. They also weren't interested in me, so it made tye decision not to pursue them even easier.
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slwaq@reddit

Yes, the vast majority of people. S The stupidest ones in other words
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maggiemayfish@reddit

Local anon discovers that people experience physical attraction. More news at 11
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Eledridan@reddit

If you don’t expect much from other people you are rarely disappointed.
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danimalscrunchers@reddit

“anime, series, internet culture” anime, anime, anime
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Successful-Trash-752@reddit

I like you because you have big tits Stacy, and I liked your eyes and voice.
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mucharuchakaralucha@reddit

There's a metric fuckton of guys like this, so his le quirky personality is not a unique trait.
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excessive_autism23@reddit

Alright on the 10% chance this is real, I think he might be actually gay
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The_prophet212@reddit

Anon finally finds a woman able to put up with his stench long enough to date him Hates the fact she finds him attractive Seeths for some reason
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Wiitard@reddit

Anon is too restarted to breed.
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ReturnRadio@reddit

No one is going to like Anon's personality with this level of obvious self hatred.
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yaangyiing_@reddit

after gooning to women for years, anon is upset about a women gooning to him
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superior_bulge@reddit

Poor anon cause it's totally better to be 5 foot 2 and ugly but have the same problems
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