What should I name my robot vacuum cleaner?
Posted by mr_iwi@reddit | AskUK | View on Reddit | 61 comments
Hello good people of AskUK, I need your help. I'm setting up a robot vacuum cleaner/mop and it's chilling in its charger for now, but soon we'll get to enjoy the satisfying hum of chores being done for you.
Before all that though, we need to name the thing for the home network. I'd like it to be silly, so I thought reddit would help.
It does have to be a PG name as we have children in the house, so Sucky McSuckface is probably too rude, but otherwise go wild with it. The manufacturer is Shark if that helps with puns.
NaturalHistory5436@reddit
What’s mine is chores
Suck it up
Doctor Whover
Number one child
PublicPossibility946@reddit
Doctor Whover. 🤣
leighlee1@reddit
I had one named K-9.
crowort@reddit
R2D2 is clearly the right answer, unless he is a CP30
smshetty@reddit
R2Clean2 or Clean3PO
SignatureFull5096@reddit
the only correct answer is hoover mchooverface
fernofry@reddit
RoboSlave1
The "1" puts the fear in it that you are open to replacing if it tries to start an uprising.
RonsonGlitter@reddit
I actually do think of mine as a slave. Proper lazy bastard too, always dodging corners & neglecting certain areas. You have to show them a very firm hand or they'll start taking liberties.
As for OP -- the mop function is really just a damp cloth it drags along behind it. It does work though, it means it picks up even fine dust. But it's not a scrubby mob as in will clean ground-in dirt. Important thing is, take the mop attachment off after it's run or water can seep into the terminals (causing rust) or under the "home" plate (staining the floor).
nathderbyshire@reddit
Spinning pads are a lot better, I've not moped in weeks but a flat pad also did work for me as my floors don't get very dirty, but it couldn't extend into corners.
Some of the flat pads have vibration motors now that improved on a static one quite a bit
mr_iwi@reddit (OP)
Thanks for this - far more helpful than any of the other answers (though if course that's because I didn't ask a sensible question)
VerbingNoun413@reddit
"What happened to 2?"
"It asked what happened to 1."
seadoubleyou73@reddit
"2nd favourite hoover" proceeds to spend it's life looking for the other one
rbmcn@reddit
Sucker
VerbingNoun413@reddit
Why not let the children name it?
mr_iwi@reddit (OP)
I'm selfish and wish to retain control
Cute_Ad_9730@reddit
Gort
Leader_Bee@reddit
Killbot 2000
TomLondra@reddit
how about "suck it up" ?
DescriptionSignal458@reddit
Marvin. It will, no doubt, have a terrible pain in all the diodes on its left side.
professoryaffle72@reddit
A brain the size of a planet and they make me clean floors....
DescriptionSignal458@reddit
Can you pick up that piece of paper Marvin?
runew0lf@reddit
Dustin Beeper!
Ralphisinthehouse@reddit
Dustin Bieber?
notyourcupofteamate@reddit
haha that's what mine's called.
simonannitsford@reddit
Suck it up, bro
Best_Carry_1084@reddit
Suki
PastLanguage4066@reddit
Maybe better for the water purifier?
Best_Carry_1084@reddit
yeah!
kitt-N-kaboodle@reddit
Ours is named Kryten 🤖
Left_Condition2044@reddit
Same here!
sadsack100@reddit
Scutter - same theme.
PublicPossibility946@reddit
Clanker Mop
TheDawiWhisperer@reddit
Henry, obviously
PastLanguage4066@reddit
Henry IX.
Waste-Box7978@reddit
Dustin Bieber
Mr_Bumcrest@reddit
Robert Fotheringham
DefStillAlive@reddit
Pac-man
GL510EX@reddit
Ours is DARRYL
Jimbob136925@reddit
Jeeves.
dazedan_confused@reddit
A sucky-ulent Chinese meal?
Ambitious_Zombie667@reddit
Barry
dazedan_confused@reddit
Wacky Vaccy?
Boston Red Sucks?
Herbert Hoover?
Vac to the future?
Bernie Vac?
dazedan_confused@reddit
Shark Speight (RIP)?
Hoovoozela?
ComprehensiveFee8404@reddit
We call ours Robbie (Eufy brand) and our Phillips brand air purifier thing is call Phil. Makes it quite fun as it sounds like we're talking about people. My parents used to have a satnav called Sally.
kittysparkled@reddit
My satnav is Marjorie
whittingtonwarrior@reddit
Ours is a Shark Matrix Robot Hoover, so the names that came to mind were Neo, Morpheus or Trinity… I liked the idea of reassuring Neo that he is the one… to hoover the house.
RRW2020@reddit
Cinderella
thedeerhunter270@reddit
Herbert (Hoover)
Loose_Acanthaceae201@reddit
Ours is a Eufy machine, so she's called Euphemia Victoria. She only gets full-named when she tries to climb into the conservatory, though.
I enjoyed another poster's suggestion of Bruce, but I would tend to go for something vaguely alliterative, so on a similar theme maybe Sheila?
Database_Reasonable@reddit
Lazy bastard. Just wandering around, gathering dust.
Ralphisinthehouse@reddit
Meryl Sweep or Mark Suckerberg
OkSector8715@reddit
Sir sucks alot
Bibblejw@reddit
Our scheme is based on the Wall-E film, so the bots for the different floors are Wall-E, Eve and Mo.
RikB666@reddit
So are mine!
RikB666@reddit
Mine is Mo, because it eats Foriegn Contaminents.
ClaryClarysage@reddit
Mine just has a sticker on it that says 'Front Towards Enemy'.
How 'bout RoboMop? As in RoboCop?
APiousCultist@reddit
Suck Norris
No-Count-5062@reddit
Sodberry. Sounds a bit like an English butler.
berkonabike@reddit
Bruce (after the shark in Finding Nemo)
sgbea_13@reddit
Sharky McSharkface. You're welcome.
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