Bulk of the presents, Dude

Posted by Key-Contest-2879@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 62 comments

Bulk of the presents, Dude

And a Merry Christmas to you, sir!

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SurpriseAble7291@reddit

Your Christmas is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The naughty kids lost. My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The naughty kids will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski?

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Key-Contest-2879@reddit (OP)

The old man said to take any toys I want.

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handsomeape95@reddit

Man in the red pajamas. Worthy fucking adversary.

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erdg43@reddit

Say what you will about checking his list twice.

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Key-Contest-2879@reddit (OP)

Eyeball to eyeball.

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SeaBag8211@reddit

Oh that's just my neighbor Santa, he just came 9ver to deliver presents.

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Key-Contest-2879@reddit (OP)

You can imagine what happens next.

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whitefokes@reddit

He eats the cookies?

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jfrankparnell85@reddit

And he sure as hell doesn’t sled on Shabbos

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Key-Contest-2879@reddit (OP)

SHOMAR SHABBOS!!!

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HealthyBullfrog@reddit

The ringer cannot look empty.

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whitneyscrackpipe@reddit

It’s full of marshmallows, the whites

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StrangestOfPlaces44@reddit

chop, chop

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skichip@reddit

He’ll deliver a gift to all the children, which is ample!

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Johnny_Segment@reddit

the Santa Sack cannot look empty Dude!

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goblue3_@reddit

Ringer dude

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tony-wankenobi@reddit

Shut the fuck up, Donder, you’re out of your element!

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yrar3@reddit

I can't glow that far

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Key-Contest-2879@reddit (OP)

You’re not glowing.

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Junior_Lavishness_96@reddit

Yeah but he’s a pervert, dude. He’s a sex offender, with a record. He did six months at Chino for exposing himself to an 8 year old. When he moved to North Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone that he’s a pederast

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cottonhillslostshins@reddit

This fucker delivers presents, I've never been so sure of anything in my life.

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sillygoose0420@reddit

Keeping a red-nosed reindeer, in a polar area, that ain't legal either...

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wicker_basket_1988@reddit

THE SLEIGH HAS CRASHED INTO THE MOUNTAIN!

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Equal_Weather6019@reddit

What about the Credence and various business papers?

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Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit

Okay so you’re a Santa Claus, I’m a Santa Claus, that’s terrific. But I am a busy man, as I imagine you are…

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Key-Contest-2879@reddit (OP)

No, man, YOU’RE Santa Claus. I’m The Krampus. So that’s what you call me. That or Kramper, or his Krampusness, or El Kramparino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.

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Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit

You told Mrs Claus on the phone, she told me. Where do I fit in?

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Crumby2222@reddit

Enjoying my cocoa

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dunnkw@reddit

So Santa’s a crip…ahhh…handi.

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Key-Contest-2879@reddit (OP)

Mr. Claus is disabled, yes.

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Scott_1580@reddit

What makes a Santa? Mr. Lebowski

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Key-Contest-2879@reddit (OP)

That, and a pair of elves.

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whitneyscrackpipe@reddit

It’s a fucking show reindeer with fucking papers. You don’t let it play in reindeer games or let it play with other fucking reindeer dude.

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Key-Contest-2879@reddit (OP)

You can’t fucking board it, Dude. Its nose turns red.

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The_ZombyWoof@reddit

#Hey! Hey! This is a private residence, man!

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Key-Contest-2879@reddit (OP)

We want the presents, Lebowski!

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santaspeehole@reddit

And yet his son is a fucking dunce

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Key-Contest-2879@reddit (OP)

We know this is your stocking, Larry.

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NukeDaBurbz@reddit

Two thousands years, bulk of the seasons dude.

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2wheelsThx@reddit

You don't go out giving presents away dressed like that, do ya? On a holiday?

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Soulless--Plague@reddit

What day is this?

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Roderto@reddit

Dude, uh, tomorrow is already the 25th… Just, uh, slip the get under my door.

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Soulless--Plague@reddit

Far out man

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Chernobwontfallout@reddit

THE GODDAMN SLEIGH HAS CRASHED INTO THE MOUNTAIN

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whitneyscrackpipe@reddit

Awe man what is that smell? Is that peppermint? Probably some elves used your sleigh as a toilet and then moved on.

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Ok_Acanthisitta2318@reddit

Get out those Christmas balls, Dude. ![gif](giphy|TzyQtxScgR5p6)

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Master_Control_MCP@reddit

He's just looking for a handout.

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archimidesx@reddit

Are these the carolers, Walter?

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santaspeehole@reddit

No Donny, these men are elves

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Armored-Elder@reddit

ah, nice reindeer

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MedLebowski@reddit

AND A GOOD SLEIGH TO YOU, SIR!

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khetti79@reddit

Santa's in Hawaii with Marty Ackerman over the summer...

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Pimpstik69@reddit

Santa Achieves

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GingerKing_2503@reddit

Strong men also fly

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katet_of_19@reddit

I just bought the fucking sleigh last week!!

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curiousitems@reddit

Bunch of fig eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet sleigh

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Notchersfireroad@reddit

Dude, tomorrow is already the 25th.

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Temporary_Pie_8393@reddit

What presents Walter?

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LotharLotharius@reddit

Man, that guy has already spent all the money.

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Alone_Warthog_9583@reddit

Not exactly a lightweight

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al2o3cr@reddit

YOU'RE KILLING YOUR FATHER, RUDOLPH

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Sweaty-Machine-8042@reddit

The friend with the cleft asshole ?

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