ULPT Request - Ways to Abuse Office Electricity?

Good call on the discrete crypto miner that runs off hours. OP needs to: a: Come into the office in an oversized electric wheelchair with massive batteries that he would charge at the office. He could then use that power to run his home at night. b. In the electric wheelchair, there is some sort of storage area or basket. Bring a loaded crockpot every day to work and slow cook your dinner over 8 hours. Hell, dont bother taking groceries home, leave them in the office refridgerator. c. Bring a small electric clothes dryer and bring a load of wet laundry to dry at work. Unless you can somehow run a washer there. d. Why stop at power? Take all your bowel movements and showers at work too. Clip your nails at work. e. Catch up on all your tv shows while at work in your office.