“What did it say in the Bolivian auto trader?”
“Well I’ll tell you what it did show in the picture”
“That it was blue”
Bolivian special is my all time favorite
Many of Richard's spur of moment comments, or even the ones that are Richard-esque. James' "which seat do they put in as standard" line is brilliant but I could have easily seen it coming from Richard as well if the roles were reversed.
“He’s saying ‘take the Third Reich.’” and “She’s basically saying ‘you’ve given me the baby now get in the back.’”
Of course they all pale in comparison to “would you like some pussy?”
I will have treble pneumonia - cold, wet and miserable Clarkson
MANIAC - Peugeot Clarkson
Not a quote but James May laughing at Clarkson's Citroen motorhome is iconic
And also Hammond's reaction to something that keeps lifting around his car while going throught the South American jungle
I'm not even sure what episode of OG Top Gear it was anymore but my buddy and I have been saying "Do you want some?" in like an Irish accent for years now. I know it was Clarkson years ago and I can't remember what it even references but we loved it and we've kept it up for years.
*"There is a place reserved in Hell for the man who put that gearbox in that car. And it's the ratios - it's a case of many are called, but few are chosen. And many who are first shall be fourth and many who are third will actually kick-down into second."*
- James on his BMW in the Middle East special (also me whenever I drive a vehicle with a dimwitted auto box)
Not sure if it’s underrated because I don’t hear a lot of people mention it, but I love James calmly explaining “also I have feet made of flesh and nerves like a human being, not lumps of lead yoked to an incompetent oaf".
"That looks like it was done with a knife and fork by the council" - James May on the shoddy removal of part of his car bonnet on the Africa special. Had me rolling.
When May catches Clarkson cutting holes in the window of his Aston DB4 GT Lightweight and Clarkson says “You don’t like old things so why not cut holes in it? Ha! Hoist by his own petard!” 😂😂
"in this part of the world to show the police you trust them what you do is go up to them and just unbuckle the strap holding the gun in the holster. To show you trust them"
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