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Love how this video sorta highlights the A340-300’s “earth’s rotation is my rotation” takeoffs

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HelloSlowly@reddit (OP)

And just for us non-aviation enthusiasts. It’s this running joke that the A343 relies on the earth’s curvature to achieve liftoff. The A340-300/200s are known for their infamous hair dryer engines. Climbing on an A343 at near MTOW, you expect to reach cruising altitude around 40-50 minutes into your flight
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cadhn@reddit

In 34 years of service, there has not been a single fatal accident with the A340, despite it's hair dryer engines.
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Annoy_ance@reddit

Only thing that comes to mind is teen driver fatalities Its harder to crash at 100MPH in a shitbox vs a Mustang
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ineedlotsofguns@reddit

Thank you for the explanation for the “what the heck did I just watch?” people like. I was thinking “why the heck is this plane just going straight?
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user83726169@reddit

The original failure of the SuperFan program is the source of this lore. This resulted in using CFM56 which wasnt design for use with quad sized jets https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IAE_SuperFan
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CoastRegular@reddit

>...CFM56 which wasnt design for use with quad sized jets Maybe originally not designed so, but the CFM56 was used to re-engine the (4-engine) KC-135 Stratotankers in the 1980s.
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ycnz@reddit

| I wrote earth’s rotation instead of curvature. Every little bit helps!
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morganational@reddit

Lol, still don't understand but no worries
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GamingGenius777@reddit

The engines on the A340-200 and -300 are very underpowered and result in quite sluggish performance, and that's why its engines are called hairdryers. And that's also why they say that the A340 doesn't take off like a normal aircraft, it just keeps moving forward until the earth curves away from it.
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morganational@reddit

😂 Got it. Why such wimpy engines?? I miss my 747s man. RIP
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curious-chineur@reddit

I jabe floN on 747s many times ans.never been particularly impressed with the take.off. very smooth. I find.theba 320./ a 319 much more "sensationnal". The thing seriously climbs. And then a few seconds.in there is this big noise.when retracting l. Gears.
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morganational@reddit

Captain, I really think you should get back to the yoke. We got another 6 hours.
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superspeck@reddit

Back to the yoke? I was starting a FAST evaluation.
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morganational@reddit

Make it faster.
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Stoney3K@reddit

ALPHA FLOOR "Sir, we're at cruising altitude..."
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bulldogsm@reddit

757 just entered the room
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jj3449@reddit

You should book a flight on a 757. Those baby’s climb.
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GamingGenius777@reddit

[u/TheGororb explained it here](https://www.reddit.com/r/aviation/comments/1pfs57e/comment/nsmo3h6/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button), but basically the A340 was supposed to have better engines, but the manufacturer was unable to create the engine in time, and they ended up using the CFM 56 engines, basically the same ones used on the 737NG and A320
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morganational@reddit

Ahh, got it. Are they ever going to "upgrade"?
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Stoney3K@reddit

They did but it became the A340-600 with RR Trent 700 engines which were also on the A330.
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arrianrhod@reddit

Well, they actually made an engine upgrade. Only -200/-300 modifications were powered by CFM56-5C which gave 150 kN of max T/O thrust. On later -500/-600 more appropriate RR Trent 500 were installed, they produce around 250 kN of max T/O thrust.
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dr3wfr4nk@reddit

“For non-aviation enthusiasts” then uses an acronym non-aviation enthusiasts would not know. MTOW?
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canadadork@reddit

Maximum take-off weight.
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dr3wfr4nk@reddit

Thank you
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Fast-Satisfaction482@reddit

How does it climb out if it has an engine failure after v1?
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HelloSlowly@reddit (OP)

The A340 might have a low thrust to weight ratio but can still fly on 2 engines. Perks of quads back in the day and the whole ETOPS thing. Losing an engine on a quad is 25% vs 50% on a twin was the rationale back in the day for how quads were safer. Virgin used this rationale for their “4 engines 4 long haul” slogan.
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Jimmy_Fromthepieshop@reddit

>but can still fly on 2 engines It seriously looks like that would no way be possible going off the video I've just seen.
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I-Here-555@reddit

It can fly on two out of four engines? Is that even a requirement for a quad, flying with a dual engine failure? Seems unusual.
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OmarRIP@reddit

Is fairness a consideration aviation safety authorities typically concern themselves with?
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maddoxnysi@reddit

Airport choice is a must or no? I mean if there are mountains in some distance and on take of engine fail 340 need half of earths curvature to take of….
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kona420@reddit

Density altitude is typically more of an issue, hot, high, and heavy needs some more reserve power to get off the ground before you run out of runway.
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notaballitsjustblue@reddit

Even more slowly.
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Apollo_gentile@reddit

This made me legitimately laugh, thank you. Reminded me of that old Ron White joke about an engine going out on a small plane and beating the paramedics to the scene of the crash
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evilmonkey853@reddit

What was the joke?
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skeptical-speculator@reddit

>So I flew in here to Phoenix from Flagstaff because my manager doesn't own a globe. >He chartered one of those small private jets. I flew here on a plane this big, it was like a pack of gum with eight people in it. >We were putzing along. We were going half the speed of *smell!* We got passed by a kite! There was a goose behind us and the pilot was yelling "Go around!" >So about halfway through the trip, we start losing oil pressure in one of the engines, and the pilot says we have to turn around. >It was a nine minute flight. Couldn't make it with that equipment. >He came over the intercom and said "Hey, we're losing oil pressure in one of the engines," which I couldn't understand why he did, because he could have just turned around and said, "Hey, we're losing oil pressure." *"heard'ja"* >Everyone else started freaking out, but I had been drinking since lunchtime, so I was like "Take it down! I don't care! Make sure you hit something hard, 'cause I don't want to limp away from this!" >The guy next to me is *losing his mind*. I guess he must have had something to "live for". He says, "Hey man, if one of the engines goes out, how far will the other one take us?" >I look at him. >"All the way to the scene of the crash! Which is pretty lucky, because that's where we're headed! I bet we beat the paramedics by a good half hour! We're haulin' ass!" https://www.quotes.net/mquote/11187
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Apollo_gentile@reddit

It’s really a part of his standup, talking about flying on a turboprop between flagstaff and Phoenix and an engine going out, would recommend just looking it up and watching
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fuckyoudigg@reddit

He basically makes the same joke where ever he is using close airports. I remember him at JFL and used Montreal and Ottawa. Plane flies slower than a fart.
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Thinking_persephone@reddit

Which is pretty handy, cause that’s where we’re headed.
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Apollo_gentile@reddit

Bet we beat the paramedics by a half hour
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danit0ba94@reddit

That's the neat thing: *it doesn't!*
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sampathsris@reddit

In the event of engine failure after v1, the checklist directs pilots to climb to 500ft within 5 business days.
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NetDork@reddit

I love how the same engines that look tiny on the A343 look absolutely gigantic on the DC-8 70 series.
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Stoney3K@reddit

Or on the A320 for that matter.
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Some1-Somewhere@reddit

The A340 engines are even bigger, the fan on the -5C is 4" larger than the -2.
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Chemical-Contest4120@reddit

That's funny, I knew exactly what you meant, and didn't even occur to me to question your word choice.
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gusterfell@reddit

Even though “rotation” isn’t as technically accurate as “curvature,” it works in this joke as wordplay with the takeoff-related aviation term “rotation.”
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Fun_Leadership_1453@reddit

I've often wondered why they say rotate rather than pitch up? Can you shed any light?
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rxbuzzz@reddit

Huh? Earth is flat. Are you a Witch or a Warlock? LOL Today I learned about this aircraft. I can't believe that take off.
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LearningDumbThings@reddit

Yeah, gets the point across and I like it better.
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under_ice@reddit

Same!
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maddoxnysi@reddit

Yep
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fatbunyip@reddit

So I get the 4 engine requirement was for long haul flight regs. But is the meme about hairdryer engines because they didn't have better ones at the time or just because they put 4 smaller ones?
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GamingGenius777@reddit

It's because the engines are so underpowered that they contribute to the total thrust about as much as a hair dryer would
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fatbunyip@reddit

Yeah, but are they underpowered because they didn't have better engines or was it just because it's cheaper to put smaller engines? 
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blueflash775@reddit

This engine [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IAE\_SuperFan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IAE_SuperFan)
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UncleWainey@reddit

The IAE SuperFan actually had a lower thrust rating than the CFM56-5C they ended up using.
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Separate-Fishing-361@reddit

Given available engines at the time, bigger engines would trade off range (fuel). Airbus needed to deliver planes that met specs.
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TheGororb@reddit

I'm not sure about this one, but in an older aviation post it was explained that Airbus had relied on the release of a new engine, which didn't happen (in time), and thus used these.
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Possible-Jicama6556@reddit

Yea, too bad there is 0 measured curve. Do pilots dip their nose down every 5 seconds while going 400 MPH?
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rsta223@reddit

This has got to be satire, right?
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hideX98@reddit

Thank you from us lay-men! I sorta had an idea what you're talking about but it's awesome to get the inside scoop.
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Prudent_Research_251@reddit

Motors Towing Their Own Weight?
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mattc19778@reddit

A mate who flew the -300, he never mentioned the climb time, but out of Canada, winter time (so ISA minus ??) full tanks back to Asia would get FL260! And out of higher altitude airports, gear retraction would have the aircraft sink momentarily with the extra drag!
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ostapenkoed2007@reddit

>Also PS. I’m an idiot. I wrote earth’s rotation instead of curvature. Oh well eh, it sounds better. plus rotation implies curvature change relative to the plane.
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b407driver@reddit

I only clicked on it because I didn't know what you meant.
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jxyoung@reddit

Aviation enthusiast here, but still learned something new today 👍
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UpbeatAssumption5817@reddit

The Earth curves around 8 in per mile So that's a pretty long runway 😂
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Bullythecows@reddit

It's the runway from fast and furious I believe
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Kanyiko@reddit

This comment is underrated.
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salty_doc1234@reddit

The clever turn of phrase overcame the inaccuracy
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JohannesMP@reddit

Not an idiot - it flows well 😁
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weristjonsnow@reddit

Hairdryer engines meaning under powered?
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Far-Mention3564@reddit

On the other end of the spectrum as they keep on making twinjets longer and more powerful, the planes look like they’re inched from a tail strike when they rotate.
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thefruitypilot@reddit

Geaaaar up........ positive rate
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Secure-Sentence8462@reddit

Really used every inch of that runway… I might have a code brown if I was flying 😭
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yak_danielz@reddit

looks like that "positive rate" call was a bit delayed
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soryazlawl@reddit

Also the positive rate was delayed
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yak_danielz@reddit

i blame atc
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WigglingWeiner99@reddit

The jets are intentionally derated to increase their longevity. This was planned.
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kingtacticool@reddit

Ill just leave this classic here. https://youtu.be/KhGwR1Ub-_E?si=M9NEpNbVQW_6SZmV
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julias-winston@reddit

"The vodka burner is rolling." 🤣 Aussie humor + accent = perfection.
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MikeW226@reddit

"We have Shmirnoff!"
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Moondoobious@reddit

“Well, if I didn’t see it, I wouldn’t have believed it”
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CharlieFoxtrot000@reddit

I didn’t even have to watch it to know the vid and hear it in his voice.
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MikeW226@reddit

Same. Total Aussie ATC tower voice?
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Caramel-Secure@reddit

“The vodka burner is rolling” “We have Smirnoff” This was a treat! Thank you.
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well_hung_over@reddit

Got just enough film left to catch the crash sent me
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MikeW226@reddit

"gonna have to go faster than that, captain."
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MikeW226@reddit

"Don't make me laugh, I'll shake the camera!"
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The_Warrior_Sage@reddit

Fucking hell
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bearwood_forest@reddit

nyet, we didn't use entire runway, only paved part
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malacoda99@reddit

"All non-essential personnel, get out and push. We'll leave the ramp open for reboarding."
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RicoXIII@reddit

Thanks, saw that the first time
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kil0ran@reddit

I have the mice from the mouse organ in Bagpuss in my head "heave... heave... heave"
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Nerdles15@reddit

A+ commentary, fucking love aussies
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PewDiePieSaladAss@reddit

We paid for the whole runway we use the whole runway, holy shit that was SO close 
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sampathsris@reddit

They paid for the entire runway. They'll use the entire runway.
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Resident-Lazy@reddit

My thoughts exactly. Oofda
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Hammer466@reddit

I can envision pf saying to pm, “we’ve got positive rate, right? … right?!?” Pm is eyeing the gauge… “right, i guess”
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VermicelliMoney5421@reddit

Guy taking video had to tilt the camera to help it out.
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BLACKzj52@reddit

What airport is this?
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ManuelHS@reddit

When the engine companies did not deliver the promised engine for the A340-200/300, and they had to settle for a 737 engine, Airbus should have just added a fifth engine in the tail. The mighty Airbus Five-Star
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scotts1234@reddit

Tower called air France says they're not gonna make the restriction at MZULO No shit
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WalmartKobe@reddit

HAHAHAHA First time I read that that expression. It makes all sense in the world when you watch the A343 lifting off 🤣🤣
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Antique_Change2805@reddit

No wonder with this half hearted rotation. Give her some pitch!
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ceelodan@reddit

I absolutely love the A343s, although they always gave me the impression of a disaster waiting to happen.
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jim_andr@reddit

Flew Zurich to Miami once, swiss air. Loved it, half full. I recall my ears hurting on the final approach though.
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BeachHut9@reddit

Looks a bit overloaded to rotate so late and almost at the end of the runway.
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ddoherty958@reddit

An Asthmatic Aircraft, Airbus truly are pushing innovations in aviation
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mikenkansas1@reddit

Full, contracted Stretch 8 out of Rhine Main in early '73.... racing a hot air balloon to altitude. Contrasted to a light loaded C141A out of Elmendorf driven by an old time light colonel that likely flew F86's in Korea.... shit n git
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Funkytadualexhaust@reddit

Is this thing supposed to be able to take off with two engines out somehow?
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RedditAppSucksRIFftw@reddit

Believe it or not, yes. Not thank God I never experienced it but apparently, yes
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Chicago_Blackhawks@reddit

with TWO engines out? are you sure it's not with ONE engine out?
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69chucknorris69@reddit

I also flew the A340-300. We only train single-engine failure at take-off, loss is 25% of power, that’s what it’s certified for. We did train double engine failure on the same wing, the most critical failure regarding performance, but that was on the air (simulator) and we did an approach and go-around in that condition, then another approach and landing. The go-around procedure with dual engine failure on the same wing was really interesting! It required selecting maximum thrust, continuing descent momentarily to achieve go-around speed and then proceed with the go around. There was a decision point during the approach (can’t remember if it was 1000ft or 500ft) from where you were commited to land since you didn’t have the time/space to do the go-around procedure with dual engine failure in the same wing, and simply had to land from that point forward. It was a lovely aircraft and the one I enjoyed the most to fly!
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Chicago_Blackhawks@reddit

ahh too cool, thanks for sharing!! makes sense re: only being certified for one engine failure on takeoff. but that's crazy about the dual engine failure - trading some altitude for some extra speed to help with the climb/mixed approach. thanks for sharing!! what else did you fly?
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69chucknorris69@reddit

Not much more, I flew A330 (200, 300 and 900 variants) at the same time as the A340-300, and currently I’m flying the A320 family.
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RedditAppSucksRIFftw@reddit

It's one of those things you never hope to find out, I never did 🤷‍♂️
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kona420@reddit

Doesn't the A340 have an automatic power reserve function in the FADEC? So it runs the other engines hotter to compensate for the engien out but I'm guessing they get torn down afterwards?
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RedditAppSucksRIFftw@reddit

A handful of flights on the a340 were grounded because of issues with the FADEC primarily the engine protection parameters/rules. From my hazy memory, yea it does run the other 3 hotter in case of failure (I'd hope 3 and not 2....in that situation during takeoff pray to the nearest deity) I always loved the joke that a340 has 4 apu's but no actual engines When i used to fly the vancouver to Singapore (via seoul) route back in the day, we used up every available inch of runway out of vancouver even on cold days lol. Also, reverse thrusters were mostly not necessary during landings. A340 hates flying and loves the ground
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WigglingWeiner99@reddit

Yes. The jets are derated so that they last longer. If it was an emergency they would select TOGA and get the full power out of the remaining jets.
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ProfessionalRub3294@reddit

Only with 1 engine out.
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Gutter_Snoop@reddit

Yes but both pilots had to open their windows and flap their arms as hard as they could and the FAs had to jettison the drink carts out the rear door ASAP
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Flyguy7898@reddit

1 fpm climb is still a climb right?
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fernst@reddit

It just flies straight until earth falls below it.
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evan1958@reddit

All 4 APU’s working hard!
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MONSTERBEARMAN@reddit

We work very hard! Thank you. https://preview.redd.it/c2lde3abcq5g1.jpeg?width=971&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ed2e4af6a36214e6907c4bf4d90bdeee02a7876
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PracticalThrowawae@reddit

[The vodka burner is rolling!](https://youtu.be/KhGwR1Ub-_E?si=wvNzN5v2DK2_fTKb)
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Budget-Stomach-5227@reddit

pedal faster!
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DrSendy@reddit

Rooooooooootate...............................................................................positive rate..................................... ....................................gear.......................................................up.
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Bon-Bon-Boo@reddit

It’s actually the only plane that requires “gear up” in order to get “positive” :p
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CPTMotrin@reddit

That explains it.
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Strict-Preparation22@reddit

what happens with an engine failure past V1 here? I mean obviously it must be able to still climb out, but really??
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Bazurke@reddit

They are apparantly still able to take off with just 2 engines
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Thequiet01@reddit

On how much runway?
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teamkaos@reddit

Yes
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famouslongago@reddit

All of it.
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Thequiet01@reddit

In the entire world if you stuck it together? I’ll believe that.
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sebmojo99@reddit

think i can i know i can i
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penelo-rig@reddit

A340-300s are notorious dogs. When Edelweiss took theirs to Vegas, upon flying out in summer, ATC would constantly ask if they were going to make climbing crossing restrictions or if they had terrain in sight.
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YokozunaTerunofuji@reddit

You go,Big boy
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Krischan76@reddit

It just lifts at some point cause the earth's surface is curved.
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dmteter@reddit

I still think that the A340 is one of the most beautiful airliners ever.
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doomiestdoomeddoomer@reddit

heheh yep
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TheNotoriousBLG@reddit

Another old joke was that the 340-300 was the only plane that had to be certified to handle bird strikes from the rear
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steveamsp@reddit

When the pilot sees geese, he opens the window to wave them past?
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Time_Literature3404@reddit

That is the slowest and lowest take off. I found myself leaning to the left to help the plane. Wow.
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static_dash@reddit

Those pilots got patience for real cuz they look like they going at -23x speed 🤣
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23STABWOUNDS@reddit

Excel airlines
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Cpt_Hadouken@reddit

Having flown precisely this A343 (9H-BIG), I can tell you it doesn’t have the most powerful CFM56 you can have on an A343… But still, I’d go back flying it tomorrow if I could… A340 is a gentleman’s aircraft…
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Dolust@reddit

What do you mean by that and how does it compares to other airplanes?
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UnreasoningOptimism@reddit

**4 hair dryer 4 long haul**
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casey0713@reddit

Driving by ATL recently I noticed a plane that was at a much lower altitude than what I’m used to seeing and sure enough it was an a340.
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PoniesPlayingPoker@reddit

Holy shit it nearly clipped the end of the runway!
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Speedbird223@reddit

This reminds me of that old clip from JFK ATC where the departures controller asks a VS A343 if he could turn on the other two engines because he was flying low enough to disturb his mother-in-law and he was going to get grief from her the next day when he saw her 🤣 F’in A343s, man…
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TheNotoriousBLG@reddit

That had to be Kennedy Steve
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rico_suave3000@reddit

That's a big boy!
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The3levated1@reddit

Takes of in London. Reaches crusing altitude over Bangladesh.
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Guam671Bay@reddit

Remember Emirates scrapped the tail out of MEL due to invalid weights and assumed thrust. This video really makes me wonder how they got off the ground.
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NyJosh@reddit

"I will leave the ground when I'm DAMN good and ready to leave the ground!"
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K_SV@reddit

That it. Doesn't even look like she's struggling, more like stretch..... yawn.... *fine* let's go then.
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_____rs@reddit

Climb rate measured in inches per hour
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aw_goatley@reddit

Vvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee one.......... ............... Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee two.........ah........wait........there we go Rooo.......roooooooooooooTATE........
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companiontoy@reddit

Viracopos CPS?
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Several-Eagle4141@reddit

They paid for the entire runway
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aTallRedFox@reddit

I felt actual physical pain watching this planet taking off and climbing.
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mountainaviator1@reddit

Legend has it that the 300 captains go to a Cessna 150 and look at the 300 fpm climb, and say, what a rocket!
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Valuable-Speaker-312@reddit

\* Max climb rate is about 670 at sea level. I used to have to do climbing one during my private pilot training days due to density altitude in northern NM during the summer. 7120 ft was the airport I was flying into (LAM) after taking off from Albuquerque (5280 ft). Temp was in the 90s. Need I say more? I also learned that the service ceiling and actual max altitude are not the same thing in a C-172 flying there. I regularly flew at 14500-15000 because of Wheeler Peak in my flight path going to Alamosa, CO during winter.
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mountainaviator1@reddit

Just a joke
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Valuable-Speaker-312@reddit

No, I am saying I have learned about the 200 ft per minute climb rate of the C-150 during those summers.
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MalaysiaTeacher@reddit

I enjoyed reading your stories. Thanks for sharing them.
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-fatdrunkandstupid-@reddit

Jeeez laaaaa weeeeeez
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cheetuzz@reddit

is that a Microsoft Excel livery?
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Careless_and_weird-1@reddit

The X, the green... it must be, right?
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MildlyInfuriatedYak@reddit

And I’m joined on the flight deck today by first officer Clippy
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no666420@reddit

I was looking for this comment. Excel airlines? 😂
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Toon1982@reddit

Using any formula to get it off the ground
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BAMES_J0ND@reddit

Spreadsheets makes the world go round
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HardCorePawn@reddit

Which apparently allows an A340-300 to rotate.
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decisionisgoaround@reddit

What's the service ceiling on this thing? 7000'? I just can't understand how if gets up to FL300+
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seraphim_9@reddit

Nice livery. Microsoft Excel Airlines?
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Techn028@reddit

Positive rate? "Yeah but not by much"
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enviroian@reddit

346 didn't rotate like this did it?
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xwell320@reddit

Rotation rate clearly isn't sufficient. Poor training.
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KDiggity8@reddit

Instead of V1, they have =VLOOKUP(SKY,A1:A340,FALSE)
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60TP@reddit

60 feet per minute takeoff 😭
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KDiggity8@reddit

Time to 36,000': Yes
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nl_Kapparrian@reddit

Excel airlines?
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tarmacjd@reddit

This sub has shown me that that plane I flew one time 15 years ago really was the smoothest boy ever
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Darkomax@reddit

I wonder if it can even take off with 3 engines given how slow it seems to climb with 4. I mean yes, but it how painfully slow would it look like?
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vlewy@reddit

They payed the taxes for all runway. 😁
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VikingMonkey123@reddit

Definitely looks like it is benefiting from a downward sloping runway.
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c1884896@reddit

Madrid is surrounded by mountains where massive vultures live. There have been several high profile bird strikes, most recently affecting the new a321xlr and a350, but the a340 was the most problematic because of its low climb rate.
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Moppelklampen@reddit

I highly doubt it that an A340-300 with one failed and three working engines would struggle significantly more than an A320, A330 or A350 with one out of two engines failing
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Zbojnicki@reddit

And while most of aircraft only has to worry about birdstrikes from thr front, A340 would get hit from the back
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James12052@reddit

This is not Madrid.
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c1884896@reddit

I was not talking about that specific airport, which is clearly not Madrid, but the climbing capabilities of the a340.
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slidellian@reddit

I love the way she seems to sort of drag her feet along the runway as she rotates
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Hammer466@reddit

I laughed at how long they left the gear down, almost just in case they touched a tall spot on a golf course or hill while grinding out that first 50’ of climb.
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debuggingworlds@reddit

You joke, but lifting the gear, and opening the gear doors creates quite a lot of drag you can't really afford in one of these.
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Hammer466@reddit

So they were probably waiting to get to a safe speed for gear up? Ahh, didn’t know that was a thing. Thanks!
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Jazzlike_Common9005@reddit

My cat pulls the same maneuver when I pick him up.
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Chicago_Blackhawks@reddit

positive ra-- err, neutral rate
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SillyRelationship424@reddit

Yeah underpowered engines.
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Hefty-Report6360@reddit

Engines made by Dyson
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hoagieam@reddit

I could push this thing down the runway faster. Good Lord.
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speed150mph@reddit

A340, the only aircraft I know who’s vertical speed gauge reads individual feet, not thousands.
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MrFishpaw@reddit

Conair
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astral__monk@reddit

For something so power limited they're sure leaving that gear hanging an excessively long time.
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TruckTires@reddit

Talk about using the entire runway!!!
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rovingred@reddit

Flew one of these from LAX to Honolulu once. Thought I was going to have a heart attack when we were taking off on that runway going at the ocean and we just weren’t going up…the overhead bins were also so high up even normal height people (I’m 4’ 10” lol) could barely reach them. Interesting plane
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Bazurke@reddit

Surely the overhead bins would be the same as on an A330 since they had the same fuselage?
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rovingred@reddit

I’ve never flown a 330 I don’t think. I just remember being floored by how high up the bins were on the 340, as were the other people boarding around us. There was a normal height guy behind me and he had to tippy toe to get his bag up. Might be a silly thing to note but I’ve never seen that before
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UnspeakablePudding@reddit

There is a kernel of truth to the A343 being under powered. But, keep in mind the pilots are also using a thrust setting calculated for best efficiency given the temperature, elevation, and runway length. Most of the time they're trading a longer takeoff roll for less fuel burn and lower maintenance costs. On the other hand if they're trying to get out of Phoenix in July, they probably really do need the whole runway and MTOW can take a hit too.
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GeorgeLefcos@reddit

Why is the excel plane not lifting off? Lots of data sheets?
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ihavenoidea81@reddit

Positive rate…eventually
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BlackVQ35HR@reddit

A family friend of mine flew A340s. He said the rate of clime is "adequate".
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Tba_B@reddit

I love how you casually use the term "MTOW" without any further explanation in an explanation for "non aviation experts". 😂 And yes, I know what it means. ;)
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HardCorePawn@reddit

Urban myth about a departure controller vs. A340 ATC: "ABC123, Confirm number of Engines?" ABC123: "We have 4 engines" ATC: "Can you please turn the other 2 on and start climbing to prevent a terrain warning"
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JaStrCoGa@reddit

Once I happened to be visiting the Udvar-Hazy Center near Dulles (IAD), in the observation tower, while an A380 was on approach from the south. It seemed like that behemoth was merely floating along in the breeze, I was awe-struck.
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blorbschploble@reddit

From that same tower I saw a fully loaded Japan bound 777 just roar into the sky. It was impressive. I don’t think an A340 would have cleared the Shenandoah mountains off to the west.
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60TP@reddit

That’s crazy the mains leave the ground like 5 seconds before you run onto a road 😭
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danscava@reddit

Is this SBKP?
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user83726169@reddit

What they ought to do is redo the MTOW chart and this lore di3s with it
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tropicbrownthunder@reddit

MS Excel Airlines? What a time to be alive
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Ill-Confusion-1844@reddit

I paid for the whole runway so I’m using the whole runway.
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OnceUponAStarryNight@reddit

Poooooooositive…… raaaaaate.
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DullMind2023@reddit

I see a long life ahead as a freighter with Aerosucre
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the_arentino@reddit

I AM rotating....!
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JeffSHauser@reddit

Butter smooth!
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DamNamesTaken11@reddit

It’s like this type is afraid of heights. The one time I flew in one, it was JFK to ATH on Olympic Airlines (before they got Aegean). Seemed like we only finally hit cruise when we were over the Mediterranean.
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unperturbium@reddit

Sometimes you just have to [FLEX](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flex_temp)!
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FinCBolt@reddit

For once, the pilot sees the other end of the runway. I mean they paid for the whole runway, might as well use all of it. Remember the discussion when Finnair replaced MD11's with A330's and stop gap A340's (as 330's were in high demand and deliveries took multiple years). The comments were not ecstatic on the 340's performance, especially comparing to McRocketship.
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Forsaken-Builder-312@reddit

Veeeeeeeeeeeee 1...... Rooooooooooootade..........
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Many_Hunter8152@reddit

Puuuuuull Upppp - Siiiiiinkrate
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kiwiphotog@reddit

The only plane to receive birdstrikes from behind…
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ogunshay@reddit

Is it just me, or does the outbound engine look ....reeeeeeally outboard? It feels far out to the wingtip vs. a 747 or A380 (disclosure: this is entirely gut feel, I haven't checked photos of the other planes, let alone measured anything 😅) I'm sure it's in the right place and all that, but I'm wondering why - to better load the wing and decrease stress at the wing root? Ingest cleaner air?
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Trabbi@reddit

Isn't the V1 call out in this ship the order to retract the gear to gain some more clearance?
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PrestigiousKey3201@reddit

Twin engine Jets take of faster. That's true. If an engine failure occurs they have just 50% thrust. A quad engine Jet has 75% of thrust if a engine failure occurs at v1 That has to be considered in the secury margins But the A340-300 is definitely NOT overpowered 😅
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julias-winston@reddit

Hair dryers for engines. 😄
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allaboutthosevibes@reddit

How on earth do these things manage to take off from Mexico City?? Or similar high-altitude airports…?
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Nati-Nevada@reddit

Finally, proof the world is round…
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ManOnTheRun73@reddit

It feels worth noting that [this particular A340's registration is literally 9H-__BIG__](https://www.planespotters.net/airframe/airbus-a340-300-9h-big-airx-charter/rqp2me).
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CPTMotrin@reddit

Thank God for the earth’s curvature!
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RedditAppSucksRIFftw@reddit

I miss flying this
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Own-Inflation8771@reddit

Kinda makes sense when you realize it has four A320 engines but a lot more than double the weight.
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nesnah168@reddit

A343, hair dryer engines.... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D\_ycyeSJUY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D_ycyeSJUY) My flight from Zurich many years ago literally used the entire runway length, take off roll from the Displaced Threshold (Behind the Piano Keys)
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VisibleFun9995@reddit

I used to fly that thing , believe me we had trainings for 3 engine take-off’s. It’s limited to 6 hours of ferry flight if the non-working/failed engine fan blades unsecured ( basically windmilling free to rotate) and no limit if they are secured .
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Candle-Jolly@reddit

How dare you not record this in portrait mode. s/
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ForeverYonge@reddit

With that climb rate, you don’t need portrait mode.
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nodspine@reddit

barely flies I love it
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Southern-Bandicoot@reddit

Nice video, OP. This looks like a sporty takeoff compared to the Nimrod R1's departing Aki during Op ELLAMY... Luckily they had half of the Med to transit to get to a safe altitude.
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TrafficOnTheTwos@reddit

I’d feel so nervous stuck as a pilot for one of these dumps. A gorgeous dump albeit.
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LivermoreP1@reddit

Watching these take off towards the coast from SFO was always a bit terrifying. They looked like they cleared the hills by only a few hundred feet.
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Mugweiser@reddit

I wonder why most airlines took it out of service
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CAH1708@reddit

We only had one A340 flight out of our airport (TPA) and it’s now been replaced by an A350. I’m so bummed.
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Scrantonicity_02@reddit

Word is pax don’t reach their seats in the back until the plane lands
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sdxwota@reddit

Rotate...... \*1min later\* .... gear off !
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djsnoopmike@reddit

Hilariously underpowered
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A3bilbaNEO@reddit

She's a bigger 707... even in the climb rate aspect
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AboveAverage1988@reddit

"Any time now.."
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