Apple Slices with mayo and tobasco
Posted by FroggyOfTheDark@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 96 comments
I was out of tajin
Posted by FroggyOfTheDark@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 96 comments
I was out of tajin
birdperson42069@reddit
It’s 6am in the morning and you have already ruined my day
Silver-Survey7197@reddit
Odd pregnancy craving
Good_Ad_5792@reddit
38+2 weeks PREGANANANT?
KimchiLlama@reddit
This makes me not want to be pregnant.
aroseonthefritz@reddit
Preganté
Natural-Potential-80@reddit
This is the only comment that potentially makes sense.
MeemoUndercover@reddit
I am concerned
The1992MemeTeam@reddit
Really thought this said "tobacco" instead of "tabasco" and honestly both sound equally terrible just in different ways.
nonconsenual_tickler@reddit
I would try this
GlowFuckYourself69@reddit
Maybe smash...
readitt20@reddit
I thought this was tortellini at first glance 😂.
Clutch-Bandicoot@reddit
Potstickers
Gloomheart@reddit
Pierogis here.
readitt20@reddit
I could see both of that. If I was drunk I would probably try OPs crazy recipe.
Justin_milo@reddit
Can we pretend that though? Now that you said it I see it. The reality is too much.
ElectronicYam2994@reddit
Wontons
sultrykitten90@reddit
Same 😂😂
Murse_Focker@reddit
Shut the fuck up.
IZZO79@reddit
Gross
IWishIWasAHorseMan@reddit
So unbelievably shitty, well done OP
Flaky_Ad797@reddit
Ugh. I’d try it.
destinyeeeee@reddit
Scran
milkbonestheluminous@reddit
Don’t
Ok_babey@reddit
……. Are you okay op?!
YellowB@reddit
Who hurt you?
EducationalSoup83@reddit
Who hurt you?
Living-Baker5693@reddit
I Will
Honestbabe2021@reddit
Man if that was salted caramel drizzle and maybe some kind of whipped cream or vanilla yogurt drizzle, I’d be in! Tobasco and mayo on apples is wild!
Sad-Rush-9119@reddit
Tobasco I can understand (love fruit with chamoy) but mayo!?
Wonderful-Hamster712@reddit
Why do you hate yourself
cutestwitch@reddit
Why are you punishing yourself
AccomplishedCharge2@reddit
Every other poster in this subreddit has met their match
Ghongchii@reddit
I want a divorce.
Living-Baker5693@reddit
Take me with you too
Damianos_X@reddit
Can you put me on there too?
Financial-Brain-1908@reddit
No
Sojum@reddit
Why do you hate your mouth?
schoolforapples@reddit
That poor tree spent all that energy and resources making that apple with the hope of spreading their genes and you go and defile the flower of their efforts
tanwhiteguy@reddit
I’ve heard people say the same thing about well-done steaks
jasminel96@reddit
I scrolled away then scrolled back just to say what the fuck
Then_Entertainment97@reddit
Gross. Let me try one.
rull_cinnamoon@reddit
Alv that’s gross
MunchYourButt@reddit
I don’t want to play here anymore
Next_Mycologist_6621@reddit
Fuck what does it say about me that I am kinda into this??
Leather-Scarcity1810@reddit
1armed-poop-bandit@reddit
Exactly
HedgehogOdd1603@reddit
Straight to jail
KittenThunder@reddit
If I were an apple I’d rather be absolutely pulverized into cider than be made into this abomination
EmperorDPants@reddit
Ok.... so Waldorf salad- had mayo and apples... kind of works... the hot sauce? No.
sheik-@reddit
did u actually eat it
FroggyOfTheDark@reddit (OP)
Yea it was delicious
_MissNewBooty_@reddit
Are you pregnant, stoned, or just like strange combos?
FroggyOfTheDark@reddit (OP)
Discovered the strange combo while stoned and like it any time now
_MissNewBooty_@reddit
I do love a good high-dea
sheik-@reddit
that's all that matters
dooufis@reddit
I would immediately shock vomit from the three completely different flavors and textures like wtaf
ProperCut8469@reddit
Majestic-Equal505@reddit
This just pissed me off 😓
ExpressBallSucking@reddit
This is probably fire, but too completely outside of texture base for anyone who owns a phone to be ok with even seeing a picture of it.
lapisnyazuli@reddit
Are you pregnant or stoned?
Mr-Bry-Guy@reddit
oogieboogiexo@reddit
are you pregnant
mearbearcate@reddit
Thank u for not placing this on the stoners😭🙏
oogieboogiexo@reddit
I make my best food when I’m high and I know when I’m Pregnant I’ll be pumping some weird shit out on this subreddit lmao
FroggyOfTheDark@reddit (OP)
Well
Bad news, not pregnant, somewhat of a stoner and discovered this snack while stoned and eat it sober now.
Damianos_X@reddit
Eis_ber@reddit
I am so sorry for whatever you're going through right now. 😞
Oh_Lawd_He_commin420@reddit
FourArmsFiveLegs@reddit
What it taste like? LOL
FroggyOfTheDark@reddit (OP)
The mayo is rich and creamy and a little salty and the spicy tangy taste of the tobasco actually brings it all around
MrCadwallader@reddit
I think your taste in food is freaky but happy you enjoyed it.
Easy_Growth_5533@reddit
Top 3 worst things I’ve seen on here
backwoodsbatman@reddit
I hate this
dynastydave9473@reddit
Intrigued and disgusted at the same time
pristinemailboxhaver@reddit
What an insane use of free will
No-Development2358@reddit
what the literal hell. this is nightmare fuel
Veneboy@reddit
I think the tabasco might, just might, be OK. But mayo? Wtf son?
Hexogen@reddit
You guys need to stop roping mayo all over your food.
SillyLittleAngels@reddit
It is so offense
Please_Label_NSFW@reddit
Sir, why?
Delt4_K@reddit
why would you curse my eyeballs with this
Chichi793@reddit
Excuse me What?!?
DigDootyDitch@reddit
This is the cuisine they were enjoying in Sodom & Gommorah
Effective-Ad-5842@reddit
I'm gonna be honest and say that's absolutely disgusting.
TryToFixMe1@reddit
Deserves serious jail time
BeWonderfulBeDope@reddit
TobascOH NO U DIDN’T!
Commie_Scum69@reddit
real crime is not 180° your pic 🤓
Unicorncorn21@reddit
I don't know if it would look much tastier if the apples were pointing to the right
Commie_Scum69@reddit
we'll never know
Lost_Engineering_433@reddit
Nope
Xfuck1tX@reddit
GlassTablesAreStupid@reddit
This is what this sub was made for
Leather-Scarcity1810@reddit
AngelFishUwU@reddit
😭 I thought this was some sort of Asian food or some shit. These look like dumplings or something.
AlpaChino87@reddit
Thought this was an intestinal worm..
thatsucksabagofdicks@reddit
Who hurt you?