My fart meal
Posted by Fine-Upstairs-6284@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 59 comments
Canned sardines, kimchi, beetroot, olives
Posted by Fine-Upstairs-6284@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 59 comments
Canned sardines, kimchi, beetroot, olives
eazypeazy303@reddit
I don't think my wife would allow me in bed for a month.
PublicDomainMPC@reddit
My girlfriend likes to drink beer and eat kimchi at the same time. Brother, let me tell you, her burps could strip the paint off a car when she does that.
TuvixWillNotBeMissed@reddit
Your girlfriend has good taste.
Fit-Owl-3338@reddit
Not on the way back up
skillmau5@reddit
This is an annoying thing for me to say, but it’s funny that we see THIS as a fart meal, which is closer to actual food we should eat, but a burger or fried chicken and fries with no fiber at all just rotting in your gut not moving is just a normal meal that doesn’t cause gas.
Agringlig@reddit
Meat doesn't cause a lot of gas in general. It doesn't ferment that much even if it stays in your gut for long. Altho little gas it does make smells particularly bad because of sulphur(same goes for eggs btw).
What actually contributes to amount of gas is certain sugars that ferment well. So mostly plants. Beans, most grains, most fruits, many vegetables etc.
From foods you listed only thing that may maybe cause gas is a burger bun and some vegetables that might be in a burger. But that gas will be smelly because of the meat, yeah.
And nothing in OPs picture should really cause much gas either. Unless they have some individual intolerance or something.
skillmau5@reddit
Solid points. It is interesting how bad beef can smell after a little while. Ever floss the morning after a steak dinner? Beef gets this disgusting rotting smell in your teeth.
Poly_Olly_Oxen_Free@reddit
I've never experienced this, because I floss and brush my teeth before bed, like a responsible adult.
skillmau5@reddit
Cool?
Slggyqo@reddit
This meal smells like farts before you eat it.
And I say that as a proud Korean kimchi eater.
februarytide-@reddit
I fuckin love beets
TheS00thSayer@reddit
Incredible
Tektite7@reddit
Shaerms@reddit
Dont nobody go in there for 35 to 45 minutes
passionfruit0@reddit
Just get the fuck outta my face Stanley!
Next_Mycologist_6621@reddit
Just needs more liquid and I think you created Eowyn’s fish strew
nogardleirie@reddit
It can't be a proper fart mean without eggs surely
Fine-Upstairs-6284@reddit (OP)
I thought about that, but didn’t feel like boiling them. This was a quick post vacation ”let me see what’s in my fridge and pantry” meal
captstix@reddit
Just crack one over the top and microwave it for 20-30 seconds. You've really got nothing to lose at this point
TsundereStrike@reddit
😂
CardiologistPlus8488@reddit
that's murder!!
kasualanderson@reddit
Pictures you can smell.
sweetcinnamonpunch@reddit
Is this a struggle meal or are you fart farming for some reason?
Fine-Upstairs-6284@reddit (OP)
Maybe I’ll fart in some candles to give my wife a nice surprise.
I just came back from a long trip and just ate what was in the fridge/pantry. Need to get groceries.
I actually enjoyed it.
nocleverusername-@reddit
My kind of food
gummymusic@reddit
fartmaxxing
PuttingFishOnJupiter@reddit
Kimchi is ace.
Horror-Cow8404@reddit
Roll them windows up, watch the flesh melt clean off everyone in your car
SorrowBound-@reddit
It actually looks healthier than the standard meal these days. Way better for you than pizza.
angry-key-smash6693@reddit
Average r/girldinner looking meal
Raduuuit@reddit
Let’s cuddle after and I’ll be big spoon
ThatsRobToYou@reddit
...but why?!
therealsix@reddit
Those farts may help with Alzheimer’s.
Slggyqo@reddit
Meta
Crafty_Aspect8919@reddit
Takes a big whiff...I REMEMBER NOW
AngelFishUwU@reddit
LOOKS SO GOODDD
Jesusdidntlikethat@reddit
I had to zoom in I thought that was birch tree
ElectronicYam2994@reddit
Health fart food
Shoelace_cal@reddit
Who do you hate?
Practical-March-6989@reddit
Jesus are you pregnant or something?
jm90012@reddit
I love everything on that plate 🤤
Blucola333@reddit
My stomach just tried to run away from me. Mind you, I love kimchi, olives, beets and occasionally, sardines, but not all at once.
honkyponkydonky@reddit
Stormcrow6666@reddit
Dutch oven material
cowgod247@reddit
BunnyCat2025@reddit
I do hope nothing prolapsed.....
The-Devil-Cat@reddit
average post on r/girldinner
Kos-Mike@reddit
Vile
moemeo@reddit
Porkwarrior2@reddit
That's a meal that would blow out even the stiffest of clenched constipation with the awesome fury of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
monkeymetroid@reddit
Delicious. Would make my fart a shit tho with all that at the same time
Unusual-Luck5686@reddit
Ahhhh the ol kim-chi-fish-beets
ConfoOsedBride@reddit
Add some rice to that and I’d eat it! 😂 kimchee, sardines, and rice is great!
wildcardluni@reddit
lord save us
SnooWoofers496@reddit
Fart meal is crazy😂😂😂😂😂
PoopTransplant@reddit
The gift that keeps on giving
CrestonSpiers@reddit
Well your gut health is certainly impeccable
SometimesHealthy@reddit
I’m assuming this was autocorrected and you meant “shart”.
PhonieMcRingRing@reddit
Sardines and kimchi is a match made in heaven