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I'm not entirely sure what the criticism is here. It has too much cheese? The sandwich was wrapped, so of course it will be messy. The sliced meat looks .. real. Idk what the hell is under it, but the bread looks fine. Now and again I need a two cheese burger meal from McDonald's. How it looks and how it tastes aren't nearly equal.

I'd give this sandwich a go. That said, I am of the mind that celebrity brands are underwhelming at best.

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ShadowMage326@reddit

Chicken cordon bleujob sandwich 🤣

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HerMajestysButthole2@reddit

Had the Denver omelet sandwich.

A glob of egg goo. Cheesy bun with suspect sliced meat and a glob of cheese.

Nearly half the days sodium in one sandwich

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Screwbles@reddit

I had the burger burrito. It literally just tasted like a fast food burger without the bun in a wrap. It wasn't too hateful taste-wise, but I burped shitty fast food burger for the entire day, it was bad.

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canolafly@reddit

Your description makes me want to take a shower.

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EnderWillEndUs@reddit

I chortled

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getdemsnacks@reddit

That description makes me want to take an Omeprazole and some preemptive Imodium.

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Master_Feeling_2336@reddit

I’ve been out of omeprazole for a few weeks and the holidays have left me needing :(

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getdemsnacks@reddit

I hear ya, holidays over indulging always got me reaching for one.

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redditsuckspokey1@reddit

That description makes me want some ovaltine because I can't think of anything witty.

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DadJokeBadJoke@reddit

The jar is round, the mug is round. They should call it Roundtine

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HerMajestysButthole2@reddit

That's gold, Jerry!

GOLD

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CheeseburgerSmoothy@reddit

Egg goo! My favorite!

P.s. Where is butthole 1?

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Mccmangus@reddit

Yes and if you don't like it you can run for flavortown council, but good luck dealing with the flavortown zoning committee

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Difficult_Cheek_3817@reddit

Guy Fieri is a moron

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Key-Product-9881@reddit

Flavor town then straight to the toilet

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Psianth@reddit

Celebrity and theme restaurants are always a ripoff

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ZeldaZealot@reddit

We mock them constantly here in Nashville, but that doesn't stop the tourists from going to Kid Rock's Colostomy Bag on Broadway.

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ricincali@reddit

I have seen much, much worse down there. When people come to town, they aren’t unhappy there. Passable food……ok prices……variety of music. I can name 5 worse experiences within a block of there.

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ZeldaZealot@reddit

You must not have heard of the colostomy bag incident I was referencing. Back during COVID when a lot of bars on Broadway still had some business allowed, a drunk patron climbed onto a table and started swinging around his colostomy bag, spraying the contents on the other customers. A friend of mine was dating the bartender on duty that day, which is where I heard the story.

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ricincali@reddit

Omg……..I could have lived without having ever heard that…… I moved here 4 yrs ago. Yikes…….

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ZeldaZealot@reddit

It’s an important part of Nashville lore that all residents should know. Welcome to our city!

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QueezyF@reddit

Damn, gotta dodge flying colostomy bags and rooftop chairs thrown by Morgan Wallen.

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Rich_Resource2549@reddit

I disagree. I've eaten great at places like Hell's Kitchen and Martha Stewart's restaurant in Vegas. Giada. Nobu. Flay. They all have good food.

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disappointedvet@reddit

I haven't been to tons of celebrity restaurants. I have been to a couple of Fieri's. Both sucked. Rick Bayless' Frontera Cocina in Orlando is really good. I've been there with the family three times over the years, and loved the food each time.

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SirDiego@reddit

I haven't been to any Guy Fieri restaurants but I go to a lot of Celebrity Chef restaurants and they're usually very good. I've been to probably half a dozen Iron Chef's places and a handful of others from people I've seen on Food Network and I'm rarely disappointed. Granted they are not the type of places that like have their executive Chef's name and face pasted on the signage, they're just normal restaurants you need to look up the chef and find what restaurants they own. So might not be exactly what you're talking about.

But anyway, OP's pic is from a gas station.

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MothershipConnection@reddit

The Guy Fieri restaurants in Vegas are solid TBH. They're like a slightly elevated Chili's and priced like one. Dude knows his audience

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SirDiego@reddit

That's what it seems like. They are kinda ridiculous looking burgers and nachos and stuff but it looks fun. Don't think they're angling for a Michelin star

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Psianth@reddit

Probably different when the celebrity is also a chef, as they have a reputation to uphold. I’m thinking more of places like margaritaville, Wahl burgers, that sort of thing

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SirDiego@reddit

Yeah fair enough I was conflating "celebrity" (not a chef) with "celebrity chef"

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ajb9292@reddit

Going to a local restaurant that's owned by a celebrity chef is very different than going to chain fast food restaurants that have a celebrity chefs name on it.

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doodman76@reddit

New York times review of his time square restaurant is the stuff of legends. A masterclass in snarky and derogatory writing. The writer did not like his experience

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punksmostlydead@reddit

It was funny at first, but by the end I thought the guy was being kind of a dick.

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buttfartsmagee@reddit

This is from speedway gas stations. I know it's Guy but you got to give him a little respect that his restaurant food would look better.

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FrecksSpecks@reddit

I’ve heard the same thing from friends of mine that ate at Hell’s Kitchen in Vegas.

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Silver_728@reddit

Opinions are pretty much worthless these days with everyone having different tastes.

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CoreyJK@reddit

It’s expensive but nah the foods good.

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TinyFistWarrior@reddit

That looks like microwave town.

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PallbearerOfBadNews@reddit

A little Chicken Cordon Bleu-my-load

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ratliege_throwaway@reddit

were they going for a cordon bleu sandwich? honestly id eat the heck outta that

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I_Am_A_Goo_Man@reddit

Mmmmm raw bacon

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elocin1985@reddit

It’s ham. It’s supposed to be like a chicken Cordon bleu sandwich. But it’s from a gas station and it sits in a warmer until someone buys it.

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ChewbaccaOnFries@reddit

I think you took a wrong turn in Albuquerque.

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Slaphappyfapman@reddit

Did that come out of a microwave

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salikarn@reddit

That chicken patty looks like it was cooked from frozen

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ITestInProd1212@reddit

Looks like fake cheese and store bought lunch meat. I guess that doesn't mean it does not have flavor, but you could probably make the same thing yourself for half the price if that is all you want. That plus it is kind of gross looking.

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SirDiego@reddit

They sell these in gas stations. They are made to be OK (not great but OK) being heated from frozen (probably) and then sit on a warmer for a couple hours. Obviously you could make it better and cheaper at home but you're not at home swinging through a gas station on a lunch break when you don't have time to do anything else.

As a gas station Chuckwagon "enjoyer" I completely understand this type of food and what it's for. It's not supposed to be good it's supposed to be acceptable for the 5 minutes you have to scarf down something to get you through the day.

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Drzerockis@reddit

Yeah this the shit you get when the line is on break and you only have 20 minutes to get to and from the gas station from the factory.

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-perspicacious_@reddit

It shouldn’t be this way from an expensive restaurant though.

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SirDiego@reddit

I am pretty sure this is literally from a gas station. I have seen them, with the Guy Fieri Flavortown label and signage, on the warmer at a gas station.

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diggittydigler_03@reddit

They’re all over gas stations here. They are garbage at best

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-perspicacious_@reddit

Oh, really??? I thought guy fieri had restaurants in tourist towns.

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SirDiego@reddit

He does but these aren't from his actual restaurant. They're just a deal signed with Guy to slap his name on shitty gas station sandwiches

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-perspicacious_@reddit

Oh okay interesting. I had no idea.

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SirDiego@reddit

As a gas station cuisine connoisseur I have seen these around. I've had one of the burgers. It's "fine" if your expectation is extremely low lol

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ITestInProd1212@reddit

I wasn't aware this is Gas Station food. I guess that tracks. I used to watch Guy Fieri on Food Network and I assumed this was something that would be a little bit higher quality. Thanks for the update

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Leather_Ant2961@reddit

Probably a quarter of the price. To get to Flavor Town you have to drive through the town Money Bags first.

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PutridLadder9192@reddit

Gordon Food Service Town

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SignificanceWitty210@reddit

If you like it, this is your sign to book a Carnival cruise and try the burger joint.

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AnaIFisher@reddit

Bro guy’s burgers on the cruise I was just on were fucking GAS. I had to stop myself from going too crazy. Having free rein of a place like that is dangerous.

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ShutUpAndDoTheLift@reddit

Correct. That's thing in the op looks awful. Guys burgers on that cruise were insanely good.

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disappointedvet@reddit

I've eaten at two of Guy's restaunts. Both were dry and flavorless trash that rely on loads of fat, salt, and sugary sauces to make their food palatable.

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Physical-Flatworm454@reddit

eww 🤢

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Critical-Afternoon37@reddit

I met guy fieri and he's a total piece of shit but I would eat that sandwich. I'm 5'10 180lbs so not obese, just happily eat shitty food.

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marteautemps@reddit

I had some cookies that were really good though, basically a "garbage" cookie with all kinds of stuff in it.

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Dirk_Bogart@reddit

If this chicken sandwich were human it’d have frosted tips and a Hawaiian shirt

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GeekyGuerito1@reddit

Hopefully not from the one in Madelia

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nenequesadilla@reddit

Heavy on the Donkey Sauce

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wildcardluni@reddit

looks pretty good to me

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That-Water-Guy@reddit

Looks like sad flavor town

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7GrenciaMars@reddit

Depression-era Flavortown?

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hjablowme919@reddit

Why anybody eats his shitty food is beyond me

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NoGarbageAllowed@reddit

I tried the flavortown Mac n cheese burger. Utterly disappointing, never thought Mac could be so bland

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TheAwkwardGamerRNx@reddit

Never tried his Flavortown restaurant but his Chicken Guy chain is pretty good.

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irrevocable_discord9@reddit

Ugly sandwiches are the best sandwiches

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thetruegmon@reddit

It looks like a frozen grocery store breaded chicken with ham and cheese.

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GreenHairyMartian@reddit

I dunno, that sounds kinda good to be honest. But then again I like trashy food, I might as well be a raccoon.

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Architect17@reddit

It had a brief stop in pound town

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ToasterBathTester@reddit

SyscoTown

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beegtuna@reddit

gif

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Mountain_Student_769@reddit

whoa - too far

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blucatmoon@reddit

Were you expecting better or worse?

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Thelordreddawn@reddit

lol Shit looks like high school cafeteria food 😂 ! I live in the bay and he just opened up a new spot same ish out here .

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tokyo_driftr@reddit

Guy personally shot his load onto your sandwich

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Cathedral-13@reddit

Yea fast food with guys name on it.

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gasstationdelicasies@reddit

I mean you went to the restaurant created by the guy that thinks going out with hair like that every day is acceptable. What did we expect?

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waspmachines@reddit

They're unhappy in flavour town? I wouldn't have guessed that

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Griffithead@reddit

I had the cheeseburger burrito and it's one of the worst things I have ever eaten.

And I eat a lot of shitty gas station food.

Epically bad.

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Firm_Oven_6833@reddit

Cum

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Advanced-Candy-1759@reddit

that’s the flavor

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ekim_101@reddit

Chicken cordon ew

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Interesting-Tax-6947@reddit

Looks like an Indian put this together

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Sometimes__Smart@reddit

That chicken patty does NOT look cooked

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ebrivera@reddit

The one time I ate at a Guy Fieri restaurant I ordered a grease and bacon burger, dizzled with grease, with a side of grease. Neither my heart nor my soul have recovered.

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