so i tried my hotdogs with orange jam this time
Posted by This_Competition5484@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 32 comments
last time it was with peanut butter and that was 9/10 but this??? def not recommended D:
Low_Arrival5756@reddit
Freak
This_Competition5484@reddit (OP)
very much so
slideforfun21@reddit
Try a basic pork sausage from the butchers and some apple sauce. You were cooking here you just used the wrong fruit.
UncleDuude@reddit
Think of composing bite as if you were building something tangible. Flavors work best when they play off each other. For example, sweet is best when combined with salty flavors or bitter or sour. Fat or umami needs acidity to balance it. You add acidity with wine or vinegar or fruit. Sweet, sour, salty, umami and bitterness, along with spices and herbs make flavors distinct. So a salty fatty maybe smoky hotdog wants something complementary that’s also maybe a textural change with some crunch. So Cole slaw, relish, kraut and onions are popular because they work with the sausage. If you’re trying new tastes I hope this helps. There’s a really cool book called the flavor bible if you decide to go full nerd.
slideforfun21@reddit
This is bullshit. Op used the wrong fruit. Pork and bramley apple sausages are a thing here. If they used apple sauce I bet it would have slapped.
Pink_Neons@reddit
Have you tried a PB and jam bacon sandwich yet sir? I feel your sweet and savory journey is leading up to that
Pod_of_Blunders@reddit
Pb, bacon, and a small bit of maple syrup.
HomeGoySixtyFoy@reddit
Unsweetened PB with actual maple syrup goes fuckin bonkers.
Gullible-Ground4971@reddit
that sounds kinda wild but i would definitely try it
This_Competition5484@reddit (OP)
hmmmm i might do that:D
Tbarnes94@reddit
PB, bacon, and banana is top tier.
ChewbaccaOnFries@reddit
Marmalade, I like marmalade.
Effective-Ad-5842@reddit
Orange jam with hotdogs? That's definitely a no for me.
MyMomsTastyButthole@reddit
You can't jelly the hotdogs down your throat...
Effective-Ad-5842@reddit
Nope
This_Competition5484@reddit (OP)
idk why i thought itd be good 😖
TKG_Actual@reddit
Jeez, it looks like Pinhead turned your hot dogs into Cenobites.
caelum_daemon@reddit
So i love hot dogs on toast with grape jelly. Idk how I started but it's been my thing since I was a kid
T0lias@reddit
Try mixing orange jam (or better yet marmalade) with mustard (yellow or dijon) and a little red pepper flakes.
MyMomsTastyButthole@reddit
You can't make me
kawiz03@reddit
Forget about the jams. Why do your hotdogs even look like that?
Statically@reddit
Marmalade?
androidwithamnesia@reddit
Great for not getting scurvy
This_Competition5484@reddit (OP)
yes! c:
peamanaman@reddit
THANK YOU
Sometimes__Smart@reddit
You should book yourself into a psych ward
Razzamafoo@reddit
Eew. 🤢
dontg3tanybigideas@reddit
autism
dontg3tanybigideas@reddit
this sub is just becoming autism food posts
SanestExile@reddit
Why?
This_Competition5484@reddit (OP)
free will
Happy_Potato7677@reddit
I feel like cranberry sauce would be pretty good in an eunexpected way