Are pizza bagels a pizza crime?
Posted by CaptainXplosionz@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 47 comments
Apologies for no prep pics. I like my pizza/bagels a little darker, so they're perfectly cooked to me🤷♂️.
Ingredients in order of appearance/preparation: Bagels Pizza sauce Chopped garlic Various spices (red pepper flakes, garlic and herb seasoning, ground black pepper, etc) Bacon bits Sliced Olives Banana peppers Mozzarella Pepperoni Little more Mozzarella on top with some more seasoning thrown on.
I used to work at a pizza restaurant, and now I do this😅. If I get convicted of pizza crimes then I guess I'll have to go on the run.
dionpadilla1@reddit
Pizza Law #1998 “When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime."
heafcliff91@reddit
Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time!
Brave_One_1845@reddit
When you overcooked them, they are lol
eric-artman@reddit
They are not!
PretzelsThirst@reddit
No
A_Vandalay@reddit
It’s a misdemeanor compared to my felony level tortilla thin crust pizza.
Alewort@reddit
No, just yours.
Stormcrow6666@reddit
UnSlain@reddit
I prefer pizza a little overdone.
Standard-Company-194@reddit
Get it eaten, it'll put hair on your chest
treebeardtower@reddit
Well done! 😋 love me some carcinogens
Demiurge_Ferikad@reddit
Agreed.
thesqueen113388@reddit
Well, when pizza is on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime.
nickcash@reddit
Pizza in the morning? Pizza in the evening?? Pizza at supper time???
Griffithead@reddit
Amazing cook job! I'm jealous!
sexybobo@reddit
Pizza is not for breakfast
GenTenStation@reddit
Usually no. These are a bit burnt though
FormingTheVoid@reddit
FormingTheVoid@reddit
Jk though I love pizza bagels.
RockyMullet@reddit
Pizza bagels are pizza fanart.
jesusdiablou@reddit
No, just means ur in college.
stanthecham@reddit
Oh my God I haven't made one of these in probably 35 years and now I have a hankering.
Local-Classroom6523@reddit
This looks delicious.
Now I'm just a small town pizza lawyer, but I do declare this pizza perfectly legal.
frednekk@reddit
My kids are gonna love this.
I_Am_A_Goo_Man@reddit
These look banging
BassWingerC-137@reddit
No crime. It’s increased availability. It gets special recognition!
RPG_add1ct@reddit
No but the way you cooked them is
eric2341@reddit
These ones are WTH
CaptainXplosionz@reddit (OP)
Usually I include deli ham to be be the first layer so the pizza sauce doesn't leak through the hole in the bagel, but I'm a little broke so I just shoved pepperoni in the hole (are we still doing phrasing?) instead.
punksmostlydead@reddit
This is the kind of outside-the-box thinking that the world needs more of.
Ras-haad@reddit
DaemonBlackfyre_21@reddit
Genius
HoneyWyne@reddit
No, they are pizza bliss.
TheBracketry@reddit
And a bagel crime. Who cares, they're good.
EmergencyGrocery3238@reddit
No if you didn't put pineapple
DragonScrivner@reddit
If this is a crime, I’ll do the time (dad jokes intensify)
ProperCut8469@reddit
They’re all god’s children.
rosebudthesled8@reddit
English Muffin Mini Pizzas are where it's at!
Agamemon631@reddit
It depends on how old you are, where you live and your ethnicity. If you're even a little Italian then yeah...death. However, under 16? Live in Idaho or some shit? Pass. Jk, U du U
freakmeout123@reddit
Definitely not
HuggyMonster69@reddit
Ask r/pizzacrimes ?
But if they are a crime, it’s one of willingly commit.
Also, my local pizza place has been undercooking their pizzas lately, so I’m down for the slight burn.
Obvious-Water569@reddit
I'd have them a little less caramelised but they do look pretty good.
AgentXrange@reddit
Ummm maybe pull them out 5 minutes earlier? Lol
Thefluffyowl5207418@reddit
Those are
Barkerpete@reddit
Yes .
thetalljs@reddit
Anyone remember bagelbites?
DepressedNoble@reddit
The jury finds you GIILTY