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its_raining_scotch@reddit

My CPU is a neural net processah, a luh’ning computah.

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TurdFerguson2OOO@reddit

The call to dell support was my favorite too

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I remember back in 2003 there were web sites with sound boards (that required a browser that supports Flash). There was a Michael Jackson one, an Arnold Schwarzenegger one, and a bunch of others. People would use them for prank calls.

My friend used an App called Dance E-jay and various Arnold sound clips to make a funny dance song.

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the_kid1234@reddit

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

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jreashville@reddit

I’m a cop you idiot!!!

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According_Ad_6083@reddit

I'm tha party pooper.

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spottydodgy@reddit

It's not a tumor!

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MrFireWarden@reddit

Get to zee chah-pah!

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NightmareTycoon@reddit

Stop it!

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MrFireWarden@reddit

No, it's "Staaahp eet"

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NightmareTycoon@reddit

😅

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Zenis@reddit

Hey, I’m a police officer

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sick_of-it-all@reddit

Stop whining! I'm Detective John Kimble. I'm a COP YOU EEDIOT!

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Drcornelius1983@reddit

I’m Detective John Kimble!!!!

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Bottle_Both@reddit

I’m going to ask you a bunch of questions. I want them answered immediately.

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ryhoyarbie@reddit (OP)

STOP IT! I don’t play that game.

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khatpewp@reddit

gif

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TransportationOk657@reddit

"Stop it!"

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rob132@reddit

First. I'd like to just get to know you.

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LeoDavinciAgain@reddit

My daddy a farmer

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MAILBOXHED@reddit

Core memory unlocked. I used to prank call people with these soundboards.

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Taupenbeige@reddit

The software included with Timbuktu sound digitizers allowed keyboard-assigned sample zones.

I’d record a bunch of statements, fuck them up pitch-shifting and adding reverb, and use my own soundboards.

I called my friend Karen’s college roommate pretending to be his iguana using this method

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buderooski89@reddit

I used to call the McDonald's and use the Jack Black soundboard and tell the guy to shove chicken nuggets up his ass lol good times

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Yougotthewronglad@reddit

DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE

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Adrasteia-One@reddit

Stop whining!!

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Taupenbeige@reddit

I’m going to take my

fist

and I’m going to ram it in to your

stomach

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saudage@reddit

Hey, I'm a police officer.

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Dog_Baseball@reddit

Its not a tumor

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omenmedia@reddit

I'M A COP YOU IDIOT!!

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Curtainmachine@reddit

These and the Miss Cleo ones were my favorites

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mdavis360@reddit

Is there a gentleman in your life?

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MasticatedDorks@reddit

Now I feel a need to look for that Jerky Boys album... >_>

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FREEM_Everlasting@reddit

Core memory unlocked

Arnold's Pizza Shop

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FoppyRETURNS@reddit

Schwarzengger prank calling Alex Jones during the CA Governor campaign remains the #1 prank call of all time. It was hosted on Newgrounds and is nownlost media.

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NeoFury84@reddit

You must be very proud of yourself.

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Siphoneder@reddit

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Me when I watch any Arnold movie and hear a sound bite use in pranking. “Good Morning.” “You son of a bitch” “Stop it”.

Same with watching Pesci and Pacino films. “You just cost me $6000”.

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Drcornelius1983@reddit

Hello cutie pie

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mdavis360@reddit

“What are you gonna do about it….asshole?”

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thegholahayt@reddit

"Where were you last night?"

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mdavis360@reddit

Where was I? I was at home.

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207Menace@reddit

My husband did this to me before we got together

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Drcornelius1983@reddit

Husband material.

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Tetris_Pete@reddit

What a scamp!

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WithaK19@reddit

I've never heard of them before but I think they called me at my job as a hotel reservations agent

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balding_git@reddit

similar to this does anyone remember “ventrilo harassment”? guy would go into peoples ventrilo server and spam a duke nukem sound board.. “i’ve got balls of steel.. balls of steel.. balls balls balls”

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translinguistic@reddit

Get off this Vent or you will be bant

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balding_git@reddit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvL-WGcoBis

this was some dudes mom lol

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be_loved_freak@reddit

I went through a huge soundboard prank call phase in the earlier 2000's. Some of my favs were Arnold, Al Pacino, Dr. Phil....and some others I'm sure normal, sane individuals wouldn't find funny.

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JVM_@reddit

You kicked my dog

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Aware_Run_5471@reddit

Who? Kerpal

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thegholahayt@reddit

She's lying to you! Fucking guy!

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MrPolymath@reddit

"You son of a bitch!" in a bad Austrian accent was the default friend greeting for like a year or two.

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Sudden_Airport_7469@reddit

MBD Chronicles. I wish he still made them. Dude was a soundboard master. I’ve tried doing soundboards and it’s way more difficult than it sounds. Miles Bennett Dyson, just do what I tell you! Well I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I’m going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamned spine!!! Arnold is pure gold. He really had some of the best one liners of all time.

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Key_Street1637@reddit

232 Alton Drive

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HratioRastapopulous@reddit

You’ve reached the operator at the Gator Lodge

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mdavis360@reddit

Good morning.

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kaizencraft@reddit

I had this done to me and I have no idea who did it.

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mdavis360@reddit

DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE

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Not-a-Robot88@reddit

It was Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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DarinCN@reddit

Crazy Chinese guy and gateway were my favorites!!

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Key_Street1637@reddit

Can you spell the name for me?

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mdavis360@reddit

GOOD MORNING

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mrselfdestruct2@reddit

How are you?

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mdavis360@reddit

Lemme talk to ya motha.

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Key_Street1637@reddit

First, I would like to just get to know you.

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Fawners@reddit

We used the soundboard to prank my Mom! Good times!

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Nacho_Sideboob@reddit

Hello this is Arnold's Pizza Shop

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LostViking24601@reddit

We're out killing pepperoni! What the hell is brocolli anyhow? Shut up with the brocolli!

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neon_farts@reddit

Thank you for calling Arnold’s pizza shop. I’m not here right now, I’m out killing pepperonis

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ThrowawayTrump420@reddit

If you like pepperoni and bullets, you've come to the right place! If not, you're an idiot and deserve to die!

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Tylerdurden389@reddit

If you ask for something crazy, like Pineapple, I KILL YOU.

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g2ichris@reddit

This line still lives in my head

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ponchoboy@reddit

If you want broccoli… What the hell is broccoli anyway? Shut up with the broccoli!!

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majikane@reddit

So leave your name, your number, your serial number, and if you’re susceptible to any diseases

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theSpaceCat@reddit

Someone should post a link! Can't you realize that, Idiot!

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TransportationOk657@reddit

Thinking of these old Arnold sound boards made me remember another good one. The "You Stole My Paper" call. I just listened it for the first time in probably 20 years, still hilarious!

https://youtu.be/GzFWb7DhwTA?si=gasZwwk4eW7vee9k

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ODeasOfYore@reddit

My buddy and I used to do that!

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texashorns2@reddit

This is a switchboard to the gator lodge. You idiot!

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mrselfdestruct2@reddit

STAHPPIT!

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Dylan_Is_Gay_lol@reddit

I've got balls of steel...

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TheVenetianMask@reddit

Ventrilo Harassment videos. My favourite was 3D Gameman's one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGIPy3FtIBs

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TOTAL_ANAL_PROLAPSE@reddit

Helloo, you have reached Ahunulds Pizza Shop

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DarinCN@reddit

Yes!!!

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Nousernamesleft81@reddit

My roommate freshman year of college thought these were the funniest things in the history of humanity. He played them so much, that I have kind of hated them ever since. Along with “All your base are belong to us” memes.

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Tylerdurden389@reddit

Oh man. There was a remix someone made where they had techno music with random Arnold quotes (and random will sasso Arnold impression grunting noises). The worst of both worlds for you then lol (just joking around btw).

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Careful-Ant5868@reddit

There is Metal band called "Austrian Death Machine" that is an Arnold tribute band. I quite enjoy "Get to the Choppa"

https://youtu.be/tPIO86jTrQQ?si=7tmtykZZ2lCo47Qi

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Nousernamesleft81@reddit

Yeah, that sounds like something the CIA would torture me with if I was being interrogated at GITMO.

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blove135@reddit

Oh it goes much deeper than just Arnold.

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FiveCrappedPee@reddit

Please don't bother my friend, he's dead tired.

That's my absolute favorite Arnold line because it's such a dumb ass throwaway and hilarious all at the same time.

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