You know you’re a Xennial when someone says “I have the keys”, and you shout “I have the secret”. What else gives it away?
Posted by BigBlueMountainStar@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 40 comments
mahTV@reddit
It's gettin' hot in here...
jawnbaejaeger@reddit
So take off all your clothes...
Soggy-Ad1129@reddit
Same era - anytime someone says "my neck" or "my back" my mind fills in "my p*ssy and my crack"
noonesaidityet@reddit
"Yeah, a little too Raph" in any situation. I can't stop and I don't think I care to change.
Sodamyte@reddit
That girl is..
atampersandf@reddit
Poison
badchefrazzy@reddit
RUNNIN THROUGH MY VEINS
blellowbabka@reddit
I’ve fallen and I can’t get up
badchefrazzy@reddit
Damnit Iris we can't keep doing this...
jawnbaejaeger@reddit
BURNINATIN' THE THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!
AR5579@reddit
TROGDOR!
(It's like squeedly versus meedley over here)
Pitiful_Ad2397@reddit
Great, now that’s stuck in my head.
ddmf@reddit
When you say "to the left" and you get someone saying "to the right step it up..." instead of "to the left to the left"
unbalancedcentrifuge@reddit
I go on with "To the left, everything you own in a box to the left"
earfeater13@reddit
"All of your base"
unbalancedcentrifuge@reddit
Yep...this is me when I am taking peoples stuff.
jawnbaejaeger@reddit
WHAT YOU SAY???
TrixieLaBouche@reddit
STOP...........
Philhughes_85@reddit
Hammer Time
TrixieLaBouche@reddit
Collaborate and listen also accepted.
Celeste_Seasoned_14@reddit
Both of these are the correct response.
BigBlueMountainStar@reddit (OP)
Kellzy1212@reddit
“I’m right on top of that, Rose!
Kellzy1212@reddit
“Call mi nowwww” -Miss Cleo
usernames_suck_ok@reddit
The references on the sub get more and more ??? .
Pinkkorn69@reddit
Same like I've never heard this before and the video the OP linked doesn't help at all
draculasbloodtype@reddit
British Pop Song from 1993. Never heard it in my life until right now.
BigBlueMountainStar@reddit (OP)
here you go
battlefeverjay@reddit
I walked into a party once and the whole crowd stopped and said "At the playground!" (Clearly rehearsed). I of course responded correctly. Y'know?
unchangedman@reddit
I put my hand up on my hip...
yosefvinyl@reddit
See, I'd ask if they were the keymaster and then I would identify myself as the gatekeeper
Diligent_Bath_9283@reddit
My boss is named Wesley. I get my orders , nod, and say as you wish almost every time. Occasionally I'll see him on the way out and say " good night Wesley, I'll most likely kill you in the morning"
Basic-Pair8908@reddit
Id be more tempted to say shut up wesley as im a trekky
Diligent_Bath_9283@reddit
Ah ensign Wesley. I'm a tng watcher myself.
SnooDrawings7662@reddit
As you wish
no_rolling_shutter@reddit
INCONCEIVABLE!
sarabelham@reddit
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Careless-Cap-449@reddit
That is a sweet earth, you might say.
Legitimate-Special36@reddit
Whenever someone says "There is no" and I reply "...only ZOOL."
Alyss15here@reddit
Did that this weekend with my something my niece said. Both me and my brother in law did it!