Are we now the "them" in the phrase "It's 6 feet of bubblegum for you ... not them!" or is Bubble Tape still for us?

Posted by Shirkaday@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 37 comments

Anyone become a gym teacher that irons their underwear?

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Dizzy-Ad1673@reddit

Not now I’m busy chasing the Trix Rabbit down.

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jaymoney1@reddit

Remember when we where kids and could see the different shapes? But now they all just look like colored spheres.

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jaymoney1@reddit

I will never be the "them" as long as I am paying for it

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thejunkmanadv@reddit

Your dad's never been to a heavy metal concert, he likes lima beans, dances the polka!

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Hmm, I've been to a metal concert, lima beans are OK ... wouldn't say I "like" them, but they're not terrible or anything, and I actually can polka (grew up in Wisconsin) but it's not like I go around doing that all the time ... I might be them!

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thejunkmanadv@reddit

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thejunkmanadv@reddit

"FACTS" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUfofTGecQU

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jlkb24@reddit

I can’t remember if it was bubble tape or fruit stripe gum that if you chewed it too long it would fall apart, losing any gumminess it had.

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PuzzleheadedAbies678@reddit

I miss fruit stripe gum and being able to chew it with the wrapper still on it.

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Fabulous-South-9551@reddit

I feel like if you have the bubble tape, you are always you. You will never be them.

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BigPoppaStrahd@reddit

I’m positive it gives me indigestion if I chewed it

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14thLizardQueen@reddit

I know I can't

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m0h3k4n@reddit

I dunno, but a brother and sister were playing with my kid at a play place and the brother had a roll. He accidentally yeeted it across the room somehow (seemed a bit special). The roll of gum came out and rolled across the floor. His sister picked it up and started munching on it. They fought over it a bit and it ended up back in the case.

THAT bubblegum is definitely for THEM.

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rootbeer277@reddit

Can you smile, swim, and rap? Because your principal can’t, and that’s what made him unworthy.

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Shirkaday@reddit (OP)

Almost - I can smile, but definitely cannot swim or rap.

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ScreenTricky4257@reddit

It depends. Have you ever been to a heavy metal concert?

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Shirkaday@reddit (OP)

I have, yes!

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ihatecatboys@reddit

I wouldn't know, I'm too busy trying to ground all these kids who are eating pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, and even pizza at fucking suppertime.

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