Favorite MST3K quote?
Posted by S_A_R_K@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 133 comments
What's your favorite line? Mine is from I Was a Teenage Werewolf where the scene is supposed to nighttime but it was clearly shot during the day with a bad filter
Servo: 'Well, they couldn't shoot at night because the night belongs to Michelob."
Second favorite is them just repeating "Manos, Hands or Fate" over and over
Abidarthegreat@reddit
My favorite episode by a wide margin is Cave Dwellers. I quite pretty much the whole movie. But stand out examples
"How much Keefe is in this movie?" "Miles O'Keefe!"
"Use the handrails, that's what I invented them for!"
"Give my mustache to...." dies
"My my my, I'm the best looking guy in the Sahara!'
Spitecrawler@reddit
I lose it every time they reenact the opening credits.
Spitecrawler@reddit
“You know what? Screw you, Greenland!”
“He looks like the moon in ‘A Trip to the Moon.”
Real-Championship331@reddit
Mitchel! Even his name sounds like a beer
elphaba00@reddit
“Is that a beer?”
doctorink@reddit
You want a beer? Some of them have cigarettes in them.
Dense-Competition-51@reddit
My favorite Mitchell quote is after John Saxon sees Linda Evans writing “JERK” on Mitchell’s windshield:
“Word on the street is you’re a jerk.”
cryingpotato49@reddit
"I'm just gonna lie down and take a nap here." "Mitchell, WHAT are you doing"
fiddlenutz@reddit
“He’s fallen just short of the green”
djstarfish@reddit
Mitchell, people don't like you
trustme1maDR@reddit
Mitchell!!!
elkniodaphs@reddit
That really squares my breasts!
5ubatomix@reddit
I read that aloud to my wife (who introduced me to MST3K) and we’re both dying laughing now
I need to know which episode this is from!
elkniodaphs@reddit
Robot Rumpus
5ubatomix@reddit
Thank you! That was awesome
jimbopalooza@reddit
It’s the A-Team!
jimbopalooza@reddit
Cal and Exeter wake and bake every day
beardedscot@reddit
"This planet earth can be yours if the Price is Right!"
Precious_Tritium@reddit
HUGE slam in anteaters out of nowhere!
russandollie@reddit
This movie just hates anteaters!
sickofmakingnames@reddit
Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids
sjf13@reddit
I regret nothing!
WendyPortledge@reddit
“Are you ready for some foot-ball!” is my most used
“Line!” (Ok, this is actually Rifftrax, Twilight)
SweetCosmicPope@reddit
I forget the episode but: “That’s Peter Graves scat! I’d know it anywhere!”
Careless-Ad-6328@reddit
Pod People is my overall favorite MST3k episode of all time. So many great moments and lines.
"Trumpy, what do you know?"
"Food. Eating. The Theater."
"He's got a matching shirt and couch ensemble"
"Look, it's Julie Andrews! And she's on fire!"
DBE113301@reddit
"Ladies and gentlemen, Fred Burroughs."
MartyFreeze@reddit
Hike hike hike your pants up!
It stinks!
degeneratesumbitch@reddit
"I'm just gonna go out and saddle up the Mrs."
ashabash1985@reddit
"This is where the avalanche is gonna go"
WinnieTheEeyore@reddit
I regret nothing!
billyjack669@reddit
“Is it sexy?” from Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.
yodellingllama_@reddit
Clown suit by bargain clown!
khumprp@reddit
Pretty niiiiice
AEternal@reddit
Came here for this one. I remember watching Mac and Me when I was a kid, and it was one of the first movies I can recall being completely annoyed by the advertisement in. So glad they did this movie!
Also super annoyed by Netflix cancelling it. What a great cast they had!
InfidelZombie@reddit
Use this one all the time!
riomp300@reddit
🎶its the 80’s, doing lots if coke and vote for Ronald Regan🎶
Greyhaven7@reddit
Glub? Glub GLUB?!
CemeteryWind213@reddit
Jam Handy (Productions) wants to remind you to store your preserves in a convenient location.
5ubatomix@reddit
I’m a Q-Tip, what are you!?
beggargirl@reddit
Look look look at my crotch !
jadethebard@reddit
Todd, the littlest viking.
I named my first computer that.
nanneryeeter@reddit
Are you boys cooking up there?
No.
Are you making an interositor?
No!
chargoggagog@reddit
So, Rowsdower? Is that a, stupid name?
qtuner@reddit
Torgo wobbles but he won’t fall down
marmaladethrowaway@reddit
When you run out of slits (Schlitz), you run out of pier (beer).
yarnhead@reddit
...while Kay struggles with basic motor skills.
outlying_point@reddit
“Open up, it’s Mel Torme!
CommaGuy@reddit
Megaweapon, megaweapon, megaweapon…
Cort_the_Bondsman@reddit
Cal, im in one of these boxes, find me!
Jo_MamaSo@reddit
This is a job for Weenie Man!
Weenie Man away!!
5ubatomix@reddit
Cal, I farted!
SlobZombie13@reddit
Before unpacking...D'OH!
063anon@reddit
Somebidy needs to milk grandpa sounds like he's in a lot of pain
fermentedradical@reddit
"Know him? He was delicious!"
scantron3000@reddit
Tie between “So, Rowsdower . . . Is that a stupid name, or . . ?” and “Normal view! Normal VIEW! NORMAL VIEWWWWW!”
SirBeeperton@reddit
From Pumaman
This always happens to me. People burst into my room, throw me out a window, tell me I’m Pumaman, and leave.
knightlionwave@reddit
There’s a Mantis in my pantis.
J_Robert_Matthewson@reddit
"I wonder it's there's beer on the Sun..."
Happy_hunny_badger@reddit
Hey get this caterpillar off my lip.
pork_loin@reddit
Cold crazy bread really is crazy!
lueur-d-espoir@reddit
Mostly a favorite because we stupidly quote it all the time :
From Pod People:
(Its a pretty kooky radio isn't it?)
"Yeah it goes in my ear!"
cellrdoor2@reddit
Steak milk. The gristle is the best part.
ChromeDestiny@reddit
hot_rod_kimble@reddit
https://i.redd.it/nn0bd81mhb4g1.gif
Ok-Potato-4774@reddit
I forget which Japanese Kaiju movie it was, but it showed a little girl and I believe Crow said, "When I grow up, I'm gonna break up The Beatles".
BeefModeTaco@reddit
I don't know about favorite, but probably the one that randomly pops into my head the most.
"I'm not an alien... I want to ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay eggs in your chest... but I'm NOT an alien. *chuckles nervously*"
I can't even remember which movie it's from anymore.
SlobZombie13@reddit
From The Movie
SUCK MY RIDGES, SMALL-HEADS
SlobZombie13@reddit
I calculated the odds of success vs the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid and...I went ahead anyway
Abby_Benton@reddit
“I like it very much” from Prince of Space gets used a lot in my household!
ChimmyChongaBonga@reddit
🎶 Rowsdower saves us, and saves all the world! 🎶
thlibrary@reddit
“My seed pod is opening”
“Tonight on Viper”
trashboatfourtwenty@reddit
I sometimes think to myself "when I have my first child, I'm going to name it Megaweapon!"
I often try to jokingly work in "Ten to your own damn business!" when someone asks the time, in Mitchell there is an exchange of "What time is it? Ten to" and I think Crow fires that "ten to your own damn business!" off. I am a sucker for Servo singing so things like Creepy Girl or the Servo Men's choir pop up sometimes too.
There are so many great songs and sketches even without the running commentary that is the bulk of the show, Nelson's impression of Morrissey constantly asking "Did I mention that I cried? is it wrong not to always be glad?" or Mannequin tribute and Kim Cattrall song
originalbrowncoat@reddit
It’s a giant spider invasion of savings at Menards!
LocalConspiracy138@reddit
Time of the Apes - "My piece of wood. It died so that we might live!"
Jdojcmm@reddit
Watch out for snakes!
DarinCN@reddit
Packers! Packers win the superbowl!!!
junepath@reddit
This is mine as well. That entire episode was gold.
shrimpcreole@reddit
From a movie scene where a guy is crushed between a steel desk and a wall "mmmm, Smuckers jelly".
LegitimateBlonde@reddit
“I’ll go poke Webb’s eyes out.”
pyonpyon24@reddit
NO SPRINGS!! Crow laughs manically
effitalll@reddit
Get on the horn!
georgecm12@reddit
"Slab Bulkhead"
prosequare@reddit
Blast Hardcheese
pork_loin@reddit
Slap Squatthrust
Evan_802Vines@reddit
Thick McRunfast
BeefModeTaco@reddit
Big McLargeHuge
darktechkelly@reddit
Stump Chunkman
phoonzang@reddit
Bob Johnson
burnafter3ading@reddit
"Mr. B Natural is unnatural!"
GuerillaRiot@reddit
"If we're ever stuck on a life raft together, they'll rescue a fat me and skeleton you."
BeenCleverForever@reddit
Get off the road, man-goat! Sightsee on your own time, Beelzebub! From The Touch of Satan, I like to yell this at my fellow drivers.
RealisticAd2293@reddit
“Knew ‘im? He was delicious!”
eljeffrey1980@reddit
Heart Pounding. Veins Clogging. Mitchell! Ryeeee on the sammich
Get me I'm Lionel Ritchie!
And so many Trumpy quotes about potatoes...
washburncincy@reddit
Come, boys, come! We must confound the Jerries at every turn!!
snwbrdj@reddit
SOUTHERN MAN!
snwbrdj@reddit
Wherewolf
burgundyblue@reddit
I’ll stick my ovipositor down your throat and deposit my eggs in your chest, but I’m not an alien!
My_11th_Account@reddit
MITCHELL!
prstele01@reddit
“I’m not high, but my dog is and I am too.”
Wise-Novel-1595@reddit
Trumpee, you can do magic things!
---username_--@reddit
"It stinks! "
prosequare@reddit
Winged potato
InfidelZombie@reddit
And stupid things!
Ignis33@reddit
Too many to list, but the first one that came to mind was from Quest of the Delta Knights
Baydool: “This is your home now.” Pearl: “You will live in this basket.”
floothekoopa@reddit
"Blow dry and a rinse, old man?"
poopy_poophead@reddit
Manos is my favorite episode, but i think my favorite line is from Daddy-O. Waiter asks for orders and theres a sulking teenager at the table and when it cuts to him, Crow goes "Death! Die! I'll have a Coke"
But yeah "where's my dog?" "You never had a dog" is good, and "Looks like the last fire got a little out of hand" from Manos...
stm602@reddit
"Would you look at that. Breach hull, all die. Even had it underlined."
OrangeBlackMilk@reddit
Circus on Ice
"two bad things that go worse together"
Exotic_Dragonfly_435@reddit
“Big McLargeHuge!” from Space Mutiny
trustme1maDR@reddit
This may be from Rifftrax instead of mst3k, but when they shout, "Jean Jacket Gallagher!" in Samurai Cop.
J_Robert_Matthewson@reddit
My fave Rifftrax riff is from Carnival of Souls:
"The apartment is exactly as I expected!" "I'm glad you like it!"
Mike Riff: "Not what I said."
georgecm12@reddit
Gee, Mr. B, you're HOT!
International_Link35@reddit
🎶 When you want the flavor of bacon in a dip 🎶
PixelPantsAshli@reddit
Crow: I wanna decide who lives and who dies.
And
Deep hurting! Deep hurting!!!
georgecm12@reddit
Saaaaaaaaaandstorm.... Saaaaaaaaaandstorm.....
pork_loin@reddit
The doctor said to induce vomiting, so here goes:
California laaaadyyy...
TrashBoatTrashBoat@reddit
More than once, when someone calls out to a character named Janet, “that’s Ms. Jackson if you’re nasty”
DiscouragesCannibals@reddit
"This is Jam Handy, reminding you to keep your preserves in a convenient place." 🤣
CokBlockinWinger@reddit
“It’s Jet Moto. Jet Motto is your laxative”, “She’s dreaming of Ed McMahon”, and “I lied. I’m not Hume Cronyn.”
From a PlayStation Underground demo disc when the gang was watching bloopers of a PS1 commercial.
nounthennumbers@reddit
“Put me on intermittent, Joe.”
“Oh look, self cleaning mew-tant”
InfidelZombie@reddit
I farted!
kheret@reddit
What’s this “and the rest” shit?
mySSNis314159265@reddit
when a stone golem awakened "we will we will rock you" 🤣
jocundry@reddit
Hot, merging action
zoominzacks@reddit
I stopped saying it after I became an Uncle. But “give Uncle Scrotor a hug!” Was my favorite
FoppyRETURNS@reddit
"It's Absolute Zero, that's why I'm wearing my sweater."
Easy-Dig8412@reddit
When he falls working with the mile high meringue pie ‘ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh’ takes a breath, ‘ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh’
ChromeDestiny@reddit
From Kitten with a Whip: "Russ Meyer's Goldilocks!"
hibbletyjibblety@reddit
“Mmmmmmmmbohhhhhhhhhhhhp!”
teap0ot@reddit
Night belongs to Michelob kills me every time classic Servo! MST3K nails those low-budget gems
EvenSpoonier@reddit
Soooo, how many sides does a pendragon have?
XFrankXGrimesX@reddit
"You can say the factory's still open but we're making different stuff now" which I frequently reference where relevant
ReagleRamen@reddit
Couldn't tell you the episode, but a kid said he was going to try out for second chair. The response, "Do you dare?" Has been quoted more than I'd like to admit.