Anon gives life advice

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Kirmaxi@reddit

That's why you should only rape.
> No need to get naked.
> You show dominance, no vulnerability and no shame.
> No bond with the raped. Intimidate/kill them so they can't use it against you.
> You can choose to rape only hot people - what are thay gonna do, refuse you?
> No pregnancy and no STD if you use a condom.
> You get satisfaction from the planning of rape itself so no weakness for quick pleasure.
> It is as good as your target is young.
So, rape is better than sex. (it is a joke)

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WhiteFlash1277@reddit

> it is as good as your target is young

I rape hags as a community service

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Lloids77@reddit

Thanks for saying this was a joke, I was going to report you to the rape police

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CityNightcat@reddit

I reported him to the joke police. They’ll be here any minute.

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Lloids77@reddit

gif

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Kirmaxi@reddit

You are joking, but some fat reddit mod would take it at face value

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Lloids77@reddit

Thank you for not making me put the cringe /s and just understanding. People still do have insight

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BeanRub@reddit

Your Laptop must be high profile.

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AgitatedKey4800@reddit

-> show dominance

-> use condom

Pick one

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green_beret85@reddit

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻💎💎💎

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LooseButtPlug@reddit

Typed by virgin fingers.

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Supremely_Zesty@reddit

No shit. He literally signed as a Virgin at the bottom if you read properly

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LooseButtPlug@reddit

Making fun of my learning disability is a hate crime.

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Supremely_Zesty@reddit

Damn, I'm sorry that I didn't make even more fun of you

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LooseButtPlug@reddit

It's okay, I have a feeling we're in the same boat.

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suburban_homepwner@reddit

bustin makes me feel good

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SyntheticDuckFlavour@reddit

Anon never had good sex.

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Absolutemehguy@reddit

Signed a virgin

I mean we criticize redditors doing shit other redditors tell them to, but anons doing shit other anons tell them to isn't really that far off.

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gf0nix@reddit

top 1% commenter

yeah this is about the level of intellect I expected

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DevilDoge1775@reddit

Anons almost never do what other anons do.

“Why aren’t you prolapsemaxxing anons?”

“Why aren’t you bloodborne-pathogensmaxxing anons?”

“Why aren’t you miserymaxxing anons?”

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Absolutemehguy@reddit

Anons almost never do what other anons do.

I mean, this anon is self-signed as a virgin and he's telling everyone what sex actually is (lol), and it's what you read in 4chan from other virgin anons, so.

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RedditIsAboutToDie@reddit

I’m confused, I’m doing all of those right now

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Ok-Guess1629@reddit

sex is only slightly better than masturbation in terms of pleasure.

PROS. No risks, No annoying ass women to deal with, Get to set the pace,

Cons: slightly gay, porn addiction, wet hands.

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McWeaksauce91@reddit

Couldn’t disagree more. Porn is nice for quick relief but there’s a few things woefully missing you get from sex

touching a woman. Women’s body’s feel amazing. Hard stop. Skin, boobs, butt, lips, mouth, literally everything
there is a certain pleasure from not bringing yourself to cum. If you don’t feel it, I’m sorry for ya
a vagina is INFINITELY better than a hand. A mouth is INFINITELY better than a hand. Idk, I’ve never been a fan of butt stuff
the visuals and feedback. The faces of your partner that YOU cause. The expression of joy and pleasure that YOU bring.
there’s a certain satisfied exhaustion after sex. Primal stuff that literally only comes from sex. You can bust a solid nut jerking it, sure, but there’s nothing like hot sweaty sex exhaustion.

Sounds like you’re having bad sex, old chap. Shallow sex is shallow because one night stands are usually 15 minutes and mediocre at best. The build up is usually better than the act. The best sex I’ve had comes from long term partners who are both know what you like and you feel comfortable exploring with.

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aj_thenoob2@reddit

I swear people that think like this actively keep themselves out of a relationship due to their one dimensional thinking.

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StartledMilk@reddit

You’re having awful sex then my guy.

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Ok-Guess1629@reddit

nah im having amazing jerk seshs.

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Ok-Guess1629@reddit

im prob gonna delete this later

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DevilDoge1775@reddit

Got that post nut clarity after that two minute goon sesh, huh?

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KaiFireborn21@reddit

Why would you delete peak prose

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Gealdraz@reddit

Signed a virgin

lol, lmao even

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Absolutemehguy@reddit

Yeah getting told what sex is from virgins is peak 4chan experience.

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clone9786@reddit

you got yourself into compromising and shameful positions you now have a bond with the person you had sex with which can be used against you it shows you have a weakness for quick pleasure

Anon projects his insecurities on the world ep. #4272

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ProblemEfficient6502@reddit

This isn't something petty highschooler virginity. This virginity requires fully unlocked chakras and aligned meridians, which takes decades to accomplish.

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doxenking@reddit

Back in my day we just called it wizardhood

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le_sossurotta@reddit

physical intimacy and sexual intercourse with someone of your species is a genuine need just as food, shelter and any other are. that obsession with sex is that starvation screaming within them which is exasperated by having to see others get it so easily. i know that if nothing else i am strong enough to admit that i absolutely need it and cannot go on without it, some day OP's cope will wither away as well and he will have to face that truth as well.

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Jan_Jinkle@reddit

Getting drunk at a nearby bar is a genuine need just as food, shelter and any other are. that obsession with alcohol is that starvation screaming within them which is exasperated by having to see others get drunk so easily. i know that if nothing else i am strong enough to admit that i absolutely need it and cannot go on without it, some day OP's cope will wither away as well and he will have to face that truth as well.

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teleologicalrizz@reddit

wow i never thought of it that way

thank you very much blessed anime image poster, i will now declare myself celibate and refuse any and all sex