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I wouldn't mind being called sweetheart

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I wouldn't mind being called sweetheart

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Why_am_ialive@reddit

Op would go batshit if someone called him sweetie for sure
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Startomato@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/42haao0bid4g1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b4082d4c897ea44519370ccce74045eee4640bf
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tigertoken1@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/8f2w1jbnst4g1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f3dd6e02db0d3e04ee3b6a7a894b52fcefbf1df I hope this helps
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Startomato@reddit

Thanks! It doesn’t!
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Bullseye1234@reddit

youre not getting it bro
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Startomato@reddit

It do be like that sometimes
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ButtBuddy_69@reddit

Teenage girl: Whose little sister was kidnapped Whose parents were ripped to shreds by an interdimensional monster and nearly killed Asks to see said parents in the hospital Gets understandably annoyed when the doctor refuses her request and is condescending. Says some throwaway line like "did you smell him? I don't trust doctors who smoke...or call me sweetheart" to her brother. Reddit: "Why are women such moody dramatic bitches?☕"
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GorgeousGamer99@reddit

What's your annual budget for blue hair dye?
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ButtBuddy_69@reddit

![gif](giphy|8RxCFgu88jUbe) Oh, you totally got me.
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CapitanFlama@reddit

> I don’t trust doctors that smoke. It’s 1987, almost every doctor used to smoke.
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FearingEmu1@reddit

Anon isn't allowed to leave his parents' basement due to his stench and thus has to ask the Internet if the fictional TV show lady acts just like real women.
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basilisk_boi2@reddit

What’s is ur bmi?
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atharva_bende@reddit

might be 40+
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ToobularBoobularJoy_@reddit

>teenage girl in a stressful situation where her mom almost died snaps at a doctor for using a term her mom who almost died probably used Why are all women bitches?
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akash07sn@reddit

Tbh, nothing to do with her mom calling Nancy that. It's implied that it's just condescending (not taking someone seriously) salutation.
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thr33beggars@reddit

Nah, anon is wrong on this one. Whenever an old lady calls you “dear” or “honey” or something similar, it is a sure sign that she wants to fuck. And one should take the opportunity because, and I can tell you from experience, there is no greater joy in life than getting a gummer by someone old enough to be your grandmother. Well, except for getting a gummer by your actual grandmother but that’s just my experience and not a universal truth.
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Spice002@reddit

Absolutely unhinged and based
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Lloids77@reddit

You speak from the heart https://preview.redd.it/bmxpp2z6gc4g1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28042ece8f8713cfb24c776a48aae8cbcbaef79f
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SeamusMcCullagh@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/31b3pqk45c4g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7873f66401cb6828413a8c6b7010f11d44ac6c67
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RedSander_Br@reddit

You know what they say, people with parkinsons give great handjobs.
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CainhurstVayne@reddit

I hope both of you get the plague
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bobzsmith@reddit

What a terrible day to have eyes
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fgcem13@reddit

Sweetheart here is probably closer to when southerners use the phrase "Bless your heart" it sounds nice but it's really not.
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Lumi-umi@reddit

I mean, unless it’s with an *actual child*, me using “pal” or “chief” is pretty exclusively for when I’m about ready to fight Probably the closer dude equivalent
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Eledridan@reddit

Their battles are all mental.
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Hopesick_2231@reddit

OP gets called sweetheart while being TOPPED by old men and therefore sees nothing wrong with it
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Prestigious-Fig1172@reddit

Gay: Anon wants a man to call him sweethart.
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