Giant blue A380 | TheaterFire

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tulox@reddit

Why doesn't the bigger plane just eat the smaller one

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Nuclesnight@reddit

„Emirates Heavy, cautions wake turbulance“

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Weak and exhausted, the charter jet can barely taxi up the runway. Out of options and fuel, there's nothing ATC can do to help at this point, as the much larger and well rested A380 closes in for the kill, remaining king of the tarmac

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ChronicWombat@reddit

Heard that in my head.

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Turbophoto@reddit

Made it real: https://youtu.be/Ta_1aPtDk18

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Stealth022@reddit

That's gold!!

The voice does say "uh three hundred eighty", rather than "A three eighty"...I only noticed it when I went back to listen a second time, no big deal 😅

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Turbophoto@reddit

The AI spirit of Attenborough, amirite?!

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CuriOS_26@reddit

That’s the Airplane! sequel we all deserve! And don’t call me Shirley!

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Stegosaurus69@reddit

BROOOO 😭

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Turbophoto@reddit

Your writing fit perfectly. Bravo!

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Stegosaurus69@reddit

You gotta post that in r/aviationmemes or something

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Turbophoto@reddit

done https://old.reddit.com/r/aviationmemes/comments/1p7ygsu/the_elusive_crj_is_hunted_by_the_dominant_a380/?ref=share&ref_source=link

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H2SBRGR@reddit

In a David Attenborough voice

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n_choose_k@reddit

That's the joke...

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Turbophoto@reddit

https://youtu.be/Ta_1aPtDk18

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GeckoDeLimon@reddit

"Would it help if I got out and pushed?"

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onlycamefortheporn@reddit

“It might!”

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Professional_Low_646@reddit

Eh, the smaller jet is likely far more nimble on the ground than the super…

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Pierson_Rector@reddit

God that's awesome 👌

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ArlenRMcDaniel_Photo@reddit

I’d like to hear the arc traffic on this.. lol

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laughguy220@reddit

Why when watching this was the Jaws music playing in my head?

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Fresh_man82@reddit (OP)

Yeah. Lol

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Fresh_man82@reddit (OP)

Yeah. Lol

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superman832@reddit

That's like Jaws getting ready to eat the orca

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787LAX-PPT@reddit

Yes, or the great white vs a minnow.

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rasterpix@reddit

Like a cruise ship with wings.

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HJVN@reddit

The funny part is, that the private jets pilots has probably newer seen the A380 behind it.

They know there is a "heavy" behind it because the traffic controller tolled them on the radio, but onless they actually past the A380 on their way, the A380 is in their blindspot.

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vfrdrvr@reddit

That was my thought. I can easily imagine the bizjet crew having no clue what’s going on behind them. They’ll turn on a taxiway and one will look back and go “shiiiiiiiiit. We gotta get rear view mirrors for this thing.”

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mz3prs@reddit

He’s way to close, I would have brake checked him, but I’m from Florida

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NetCaptain@reddit

it would be great if someone could make the ‘eyes’ of the A380 blink slowly whilst stalking its prey, and the ‘eyes’ of the prey blink nervously

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Maleficent_Heron_494@reddit

….the guy she told you not to worry about

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trusty20@reddit

"We're just yoga partners!" (turns out they really are and big guy actually wants you to slam him)

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Weak_Duty_8237@reddit

It's TOGA partners🙂

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unk214@reddit

Eh that’s a plane not a person. It’s ok tho honest mistake.

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kk074@reddit

Dunno why people are downvoting you but I thought this was a good joke!

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whatisanythingeven@reddit

Same. Nice one!

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Eorrosoom@reddit

Girls don't care about size

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Slight_Bed_2241@reddit

To an extent. Micro dicks need not apply.

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Alpine_Exchange_36@reddit

He’s just a friend….

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Left_Pool_5565@reddit

That little baby jet is going to get sucked into one of those engines.

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epicenter69@reddit

Imagine explaining that bird strike.

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Wayz6430@reddit

Bazinga

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Al_Fa_Aurel@reddit

In the words of the ground crew chief in Thirteen Days: "Were these 20mm or 40mm sparrows?"

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nadseh@reddit

This film should be more widely known. Great watch

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Al_Fa_Aurel@reddit

As i understand it, they were even understating the dangee of the crisis in there - a year or two after the movie tbere was a reconciliatory conference/get-together for various participants of the crisis where they inter alia found out stuff like: * one soviet general lied to Castro saying that Castro wasn't allowed to use the "Frogs" without Soviet approval (he actually was) * a soviet submarine was 5 minutes and one vote away to fire a nuclear torpedo

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kaupulehu@reddit

Monster FOD

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PotatoFeeder@reddit

Lil jet at TOGA: why are we at taxi speed?

A380: haha 10kt headwind feels breezy

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ExplorerSad7555@reddit

Chuckles, I worked on the GE90 marketing team and got to stand inside the -115B test engine as well as watch a few of the tests such as bird strikes and hail.

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beegtuna@reddit

I don’t see a cape

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Available_Gap_8862@reddit

"Mortal engines". The Beginning

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OddLookingDuck420@reddit

"Emirates 380 Super caution wake turbulence. Lol jk"

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Coomb@reddit

The good news is the A380 blows a lot harder than it sucks.

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Drifter103000@reddit

The end of bro ;(

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kaupulehu@reddit

Bad Idea Monsieur sucking in baby's FOD

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jigsawduckpuzzle@reddit

Why doesn’t A380, the larger plane, simply not eat the smaller planes?

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janson_D@reddit

Not that scary. Imagine having it infront of you.

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ImaginaryAnimator416@reddit

Best airplane!! The A380 is also pretty cool

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ryguymcsly@reddit

Why doesn’t the larger plane simply eat the smaller one?

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AspiringMurse96@reddit

The A380 is like a whale-shark. It filter feeds on much smaller prey, such as Cessna 172 and other smaller general aviation aircraft.

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Sea-Bat@reddit

The A380 was already fed this morning, for safety.

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AspiringMurse96@reddit

They have such tall tail sections, I believe they have more relative control surface area than a 747-800. I remember seeing a tail sticking up prominently from a terminal on the other side of YVR, it was an A380.

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Gullible-Order3048@reddit

I remember years ago I went skydiving in Cairns, AUS and the company operated out of the international airport.

Tiny little single engine aircraft taxiing out on to the runway with a Qantas 744 slowly taxiing behind us. Could only see the landing gear and the white underbelly as it felt like it was so close behind us....

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Historical-Car5553@reddit

Jaws music…..

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Fast_potato_indeed@reddit

Little Plane: Hey! Do you mind? Trying to take off here, geez.

The Hulking Chunk of Metal Masquerading as a plane: Better get lost or you will be part of my trust…

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CassiCatto@reddit

"He's behind me, isn't he?" 🙀

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Dread_P_Roberts@reddit

The jet in the front looks like a Embraer Phenom.

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SimilarTranslator264@reddit

I would still rather be in the Cessna. That many people in an enclosed space is nightmare fuel

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MiXeD-ArTs@reddit

Can the Learjet be sucked in?

/s

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LaddieAndAddie@reddit

Caution wake turbulence. Might feel like a fart.

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TimMaiaViajando@reddit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkcFtnBslys

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AreThree@reddit

lol thank you for this... I was wondering when is the designation "heavy" used? I assume there are criteria that dictate its use? Is there a certain type of aircraft that usually get that designation? ... or those that would never get that designation?

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wyomingTFknott@reddit

747s get Heavy, A380s get Super. Cessnas get jokes.

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that_dutch_dude@reddit

propwash is no joke

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robbak@reddit

Small: 41,000 pounds or less maximum certified takeoff weight
Large: More than 41,000 pounds and up to 300,000 pounds maximum certified takeoff weight Heavy: 300,000 pounds or more maximum certified takeoff weight Super: Airbus A-380-800 (A388) and the ANTONOV An-225 (A225)

From skywatch.ai

And it is about how dangerous the wake turbulence behind the aircraft is, and how badly the plane would be to the wake.

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AreThree@reddit

thank you, this is interesting because looking and asking elsewhere (ages ago) led to the answer being that the aircraft with the "heavy" designation was in a time crunch or a hurry, which never quite made sense to me and is why I asked again in here.

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Misplaced_Arrogance@reddit

The Concord got Speedbird.

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Deiskos@reddit

No, Speedbird is British Airways for historical reasons. They operated Concord, but all/most/many of their flights have a Speedbird callsign.

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Misplaced_Arrogance@reddit

TIL

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LounBiker@reddit

Yes

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that_dutch_dude@reddit

you can just hear the PilotOS doing a crash and reboot trying to process it.

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ttystikk@reddit

Caution propwash lol

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National_Formal_3867@reddit

We hit by the wake turbulence that was caused by A380. It was the first time I experienced the wake turbulence ever. After that experience, I flew with A380

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Bullythecows@reddit

Caution weak turbulence

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Fresh_man82@reddit (OP)

Lol

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Similar_Repeat9977@reddit

The lion stalks the unaware gazelle

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_nku@reddit

If the 380 revs up the engines too early the small jet will end as a bird strike

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NotDougMasters@reddit

You. The guy she told you not to worry about.

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Nikerium@reddit

I thought about adding the "Jaws" theme myself (if it hadn't been added already), but I had the sound off.

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Jbrahms4@reddit

I always forget how fucking tall that tail is...

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McPebbster@reddit

24m / 79ft

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mollypie92@reddit

Yes!!!!

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SeaworthinessNo3773@reddit

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relayrider@reddit

what nobody wants to talk about: how the those engines cannibalised entire 707s of souls

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shewy92@reddit

Good thing planes don't have mirrors. Can't get Intimidated if you can't see who is behind you.

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relayrider@reddit

when i first started flying, this was an issue. these days, a wife camera+ipad is super cheap, and well worth it

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DN10@reddit

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heyfriend0@reddit

He’s right behind me isn’t he…

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ChiLolla28@reddit

Is the big blue plane still behind me ?

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Fresh_man82@reddit (OP)

Lol

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sambare@reddit

There's definitely some "It's right behind me, isn't it?" vibes

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PigsandBears@reddit

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7eleveneggsandwich@reddit

That tail is a high rise building

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golfgirl114@reddit

This has strong, “ b*tch, I’m a (air) Bus” vibes.

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HairyDog55@reddit

Looks like a freight train following an ant!

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Hawtdawgz_4@reddit

I love this plane so much

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JC04JB14M12N08@reddit

I am not sure if it is a function of size but there is something special about the feel of the ride on the A380. It has a nicer feel or sensation that even the 747 could never deliver. A bit like how boats over a certain length don't pitch much in certain seas.

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Zoppello@reddit

While I mostly agree, moderate turbulence on it feels so bad. I am guessing it takes worst conditions to destabilize it, but when it does the drops feel really long, almost as if the aircraft takes longer to recover

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DrSilkyDelicious@reddit

I’d rather be in that Phenom

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Slight_Bed_2241@reddit

Man I hope the 380 doesn’t have trouble taking off in its wake 😂

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Snuffy_Smith@reddit

Wondering if this is the aircraft with the GE90X power plant. Awesome aircraft!!!

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Iron_Knight7@reddit

OH LAWD HE COME'N!

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AntoineInTheWorld@reddit

I was in Toulouse for its first flight, I watched I fly over Toulouse for his test flights, I've been passenger many times on it, and I will never not be impressed by this plane.

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Mean-Cheesecake-2635@reddit

Got to fly on one from Paris to LA. It looks almost fake in person it’s so weirdly proportioned. Most comfortable long distance flight I’ve ever been on though.

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chicken-nanban@reddit

I’m hoping I’ll get to fly one the next time I’m doing Tokyo-US or Seoul-US just for the novelty of it. Those engines feel cyclopean in size!

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LiveFreeOrRTard@reddit

There's always a bigger fish.

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New_Line4049@reddit

And here we see an A380 in its natural habitat, stalking its prey.

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Curious-Elk1638@reddit

this can be a meme

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ParticularTrick2802@reddit

Why do I hear the music from Jaws watching this …..

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LeaveMeAlone68@reddit

I was sitting here, thinking I needed the jaws theme music and then unmute it. 🤣

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CptClownfish1@reddit

Tailgater. Get off my arse.

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dingdongbannu88@reddit

I fucking love when I get to fly in a 380. It’s such a majestic machine. Such a marvel of engineering. It’s a goddamn flying building. Fantastic.

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jongscx@reddit

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porterpilsner@reddit

Putting aside the long haul logistics (multiple crews, fueling, prep, etc), how much difference is there in piloting these two?

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relayrider@reddit

i'm VFR and i can't even imagine how to start to answer your question.

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porterpilsner@reddit

🤣 guess that answers my question!

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Budget_Fault2154@reddit

You vs the guy she told you not to worry about…

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lopsided-earlobe@reddit

What is the livery!

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MeinHerzIn_Flammen@reddit

Just curious, why does the outer engines look smaller than the ones near the fuselage. I also noticed the out engine flaps don’t open with landing with reverse thrust either.

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b00c@reddit

Ruuuun little guy! the beast is behind you!

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lo_fi_ho@reddit

big boye

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04131216@reddit

In today’s episode of r/blacked. Hahahaha

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OldEquation@reddit

A pilot I knew once told me a story of taxiing a light aircraft and nearly being run over by a DC-10. He said it got closer and closer behind him. He spoke to ATC and asked if the -10 behind him was aware he was there, and a moment later saw the -10’s nose go down as the pilot slammed on the brakes. Presumably many gin-and-tonics were spilled on board the 10.

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Simple-Order8549@reddit

You're gonna need a bigger plane

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InnerBreath2884@reddit

Is that an Embraer in the front there?

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commandercool86@reddit

Yep. Phenom 300, with FlexJet paint

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fk067@reddit

Thats bullying in plain sight.

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sai-kiran@reddit

The net worth the person in that jet probably is more than all the pax combined and cost of A380 too.

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tifosi7@reddit

Thats bullying in ~~plain~~ plane sight.

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fk067@reddit

Touché…

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obsCUR@reddit

Gurthy Gurthy boi boi

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redd1te7@reddit

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SanDiedo@reddit

The guy she tells you not to worry about...

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Voodoo_One@reddit

No pressure little one... Take your time

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cheriverie@reddit

dusty crophopper at landing in new york

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ElectricThunder12@reddit

BITCH IM A PLANE

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Duct_TapeOrWD40@reddit

Reminds me the Airplane intro.

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ClitEastwood10@reddit

How many pilots to fly that plane? 4 with backup crew also on board?

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Captain__Marvel@reddit

It's such a whale of a plane. The 747 is so much more elegant.

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Thatomeglekid@reddit

What does a person look like next to one of the wheels of this thing?

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timbodacious@reddit

My balls, full, patiently waiting behind my little guy.

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thinkaskew@reddit

I wish we could just focus all of mankind's resources on making the largest flying machine ever.

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Turbophoto@reddit

I took a fellow commentator and added the Attenborough... https://youtu.be/Ta_1aPtDk18

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relayrider@reddit

what is up with that livery?

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OddLookingDuck420@reddit

"It’s behind me isn’t it…?"

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MoccaLG@reddit

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PlinketyPlinkaPlink@reddit

Serious question, do planes have horns?

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Fred_Stone6@reddit

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

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Impressive_Field8888@reddit

Best plane I've ever flown on, Airbus hit it out of the park with the 380

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Beginning-Big-364@reddit

Greetings. A true colossus

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blueberrypancak35@reddit

Ther is always a bigger fish

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tct2274@reddit

The Jaws theme was playing in my head.

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Buttspirgh@reddit

You should watch again with sound on

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raph_84@reddit

The Jaws theme was playing in my head.

...or you could have unmuted the video...

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Lengurathmir@reddit

Beautiful and I was on it in July!

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Thickwhisker94@reddit

Bro why the blue plane look mad at him?

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United_Button2644@reddit

The audacity of the person who build this huge ass plane and said, yeah, she’ll fly.

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ParticularlyOld117@reddit

How much weight is added on just from the livery?

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Benniisan@reddit

if I remember correctly, the paint weighs something around 800 kg

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TrueNeutrino@reddit

Dur, I'm going to let him and hold him . . .

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DepartmentMajestic77@reddit

That tail is 8 storeys high…😎

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AboveAverage1988@reddit

"Cleared for takeoff, caution wake turbulence. Tell the first class passengers to hold on to the champagne glasses to the bubbles don't vibrate out."

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DepartmentMajestic77@reddit

The jet nacelles are wider than a 737 body…

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DepartmentMajestic77@reddit

You see them moving about like a shark, above the buildings at airports. That bloody great tail like a pirate ship’s sail, taller than any other passenger jet; I guess the C5 comes close? Just checked. 380 is 79 feet, C5 a measly 65 feet 🤠

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DryComment9905@reddit

That's an incredible sight. The sheer scale of that thing is always humbling from this perspective. I can almost feel the wake turbulence just looking at it. Definitely a "check your shorts" moment.

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gramoun-kal@reddit

She's standing right behind me, isn't she?

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MrGeek89@reddit

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DepartmentMajestic77@reddit

Jesus H christ on a popsicle stick, they are frikken HUGE! Travelled Brisbane-Auckland a few years back; the feeling of spaciousness is so nice, quiet as, and I had an empty row. Great!

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ImightHaveMissed@reddit

The plane she says not to worry about

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Own_Ability9469@reddit

Footage of the poor coming to eat the rich

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empAvatar@reddit

I am going to eat you.

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AreThree@reddit

what does it say on the side of the big'un? Does it not have windows?

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AreThree@reddit

I don't think I realized how tall the vertical stabilizer is on those! Wow!

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Stoney3K@reddit

Jaws theme plays in background

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conte360@reddit

Wtf.. lol. I just looked it up, the a380s engines are about 10 feet in diameter, (idk what plane is in this video) a G6 cabin is 8 feet.. that's a big fuggin engine

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TheCookingPilot@reddit

I think the aircraft in the front might be a phenom 300, but happy to be wrong

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ThunderChild247@reddit

It’s the Spy Who Loved Me, only with planes instead of boats.

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One-Chemical7035@reddit

All comments wich should be are already here! Nice.

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NGTTwo@reddit

The ecosystem is healing.

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GeorgeSPattonJr@reddit

Reminds me of this lol

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insomnia657@reddit

That, is a BIG boy right there.

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GeorgeSPattonJr@reddit

The biggest boy some might say

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K-TPeriod@reddit

“Metal” bird strike!

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polyocto@reddit

Then again it could be from Steven Spielberg’s other film? The one with the truck.

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Sensei19600@reddit

He’s takin’ care to avoid wake turbulence.

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ChinaCatProphet@reddit

Is the A380 in the room with you?

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Pardybro911@reddit

I wonder how the painting goes on these. Are the usually gone multiple times a year? Just once for the lifetime before changing it? How much does it take to clean that off and repaint?

Always thought it was a bizarre way of advertising.

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theHoopty@reddit

This made me think about Mriya. Sigh.

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pryan37bb@reddit

He's right behind me, isn't he?

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thedoofimbibes@reddit

Run little plane! Run!

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KermitDfrog44@reddit

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IWorkForTheEnemyAMA@reddit

I just blue myself

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Flashy_Air_5727@reddit

I'm afraid I just blue myself

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ArizonaRon98@reddit

The perfect comment haha

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Klin24@reddit

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StanFitch@reddit

👀

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Leaving_Only_Bubbles@reddit

We're going to need a bigger runway

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Strict-Confusion-570@reddit

Literally came here to say this❤️❤️❤️ I love the aviation hive mind

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GullibleCall2883@reddit

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Various_Mechanic_474@reddit

Small plane is a Flexjet Embraer Phenom 300

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elvenmaster_@reddit

New kind of FOD : entire olane swallowed by engine #2

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anun4h@reddit

Is the plane in front really smaller or does it just look smaller because it is closer to the camera?

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3delStahl@reddit

We will never know….

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TheG00dF1ght@reddit

That thing is so unbelievably big. Feel sorry for the wee lad in front who just got of a chilly rainstorm

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Candle-Jolly@reddit

Should have cropped it for phone users

s/

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memelordzarif@reddit

I’d move over and let them go first lol. Watched too much final destination.

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FATHEAD661@reddit

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about...

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rufos_adventure@reddit

with that behind me i'd be full throttle, afterburners and lighting my farts to get out of the way!

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solonit@reddit

We will need a bigger runway.

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Le_Chien_de_la_Mer@reddit

I'm so glad I had the opportunity to fly on one of those beasts at least once. Just awesome.

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wrxninja@reddit

This should've had..."Move b* get out the way..." song 😂

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youve_been_litt_up@reddit

Saw this big girl at LHR a few months ago!

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gpacster@reddit

"You don't have clearance! There's still traffic on the runway!" "Negative, tower. There's no turning back now!" “Lift your big ass for Sasha!"

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Snoo49601@reddit

Call letters on the Lear Spell SEAL, on Big Blue they spell ORCA

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SkinEmbarrassed7129@reddit

The A380 is such an ugly plane!

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ferraristrategist1@reddit

why exactly do you feel the need to say the thoughts inside your head in this comment section?

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the_silent_redditor@reddit

People get so funny about planes and manufacturers.

There was a similar thread about the 380 on one of the av subs, and one of the usual comment chains begin about the 747 being better and the 380 is so ugly and blah blah blah.

This was during the MAX scandal, and someone mentioned how Boeing have kinda got down the shitter.

The reply was.. something. I wish I had it saved. But the end of it, after a long big bizarre Boeing fanboy rant, was, so, you’re God damn right I will defend to the absolute death my favourite airplane manufacturer!

Imagine being that amped up about an airplane company 😂

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BC_Interior@reddit

The music 😂😂

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PlausiblyImpossible@reddit

Usually I hate music in vids but this was done perfectly

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IHearYouLimaCharlie@reddit

I un-muted halfway through and started cackling 😆

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Minute-Profit-2728@reddit

Flown it, loved it.

Dubai to Singapore, to and fro.

Smooth as a whistle, although coming back crazy turbulence yet for the most part you couldn't tell.

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the_silent_redditor@reddit

Yeah, I fly UK to Aus on them frequently and they’re really the best as a passenger.

It’s still a fucking awful 24 hours if you’re in economy; gets harder every time. I’ve spent cumulatively 6+ weeks on these bad boys.

If you fly business, there is an actual bar you can sit at and sip expensive malts out of crystal glass and sit at a table and look out the window, chatting to people. It’s surreal.

If you fly first, you get your own suite and an actual shower. On a plane!?

Unfortunately, post-COVID, the prices have exploded. Along with the addition of Premium Economy, which has furthered the price between eco and business, it’s basically prohibitively expensive unless you have a lot of disposable income. Well, at least on Emirates.

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mbashs@reddit

Flew on the a380 a couple of times but I flew on this very aircraft in the video as well!

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Minute-Profit-2728@reddit

Fly Emirates

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mbashs@reddit

Emirates yep!

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EvergreenMystic@reddit

Um... Tower? What is the A380's intentions?

A380 (in sinister voice): I'm going to eat you.....

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Snoo49601@reddit

The Lear has a bigger windshield…..” Take THAT Blue “ !

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FoolishProphet_2336@reddit

Rich person in a pollution-mobile makes hundreds wait so they can go first.

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Phog_of_War@reddit

Lol. I have the videos muted. First thing I thought was "I'd put the Jaws theme there."

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blue3257@reddit

😂

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MoeSzyslakMonobrow@reddit

I'd love to hear the A-380 say they're delaying for wake turbies.

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Smurf_Crime_Scene@reddit

Scary!

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pornborn@reddit

Now, I know the view of that plane is likely due to our perspective and the use of a telephoto lens, but that thing looks gargantuan.

“You know I've always liked that word gargantuan? I so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence.”

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carpetsoop@reddit

I’ll never get tired of seeing the a380 next to other planes

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FloodAdvisor@reddit

Massive bird

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ChrisOhoy@reddit

I wonder if the engines on the 380 work as a tractor beam if they rev up..

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StanFitch@reddit

Black, lifeless windows, like a doll’s eyes…. Doesn’t seem to be livin’… til it throttles up and its flaps roll back.

Two planes went onto the Runway… only one took off.

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Tomasulu@reddit

Don't worry we are worth more than everyone on that plane.

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onethousandmonkey@reddit

If I don’t move, it can’t see me right?

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ChatnNaked@reddit

The friend she told you not to worry about.

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Odd-Importance3174@reddit

The Whale

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freneticboarder@reddit

r/shittyaskflying has escaped containment.

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coldnebo@reddit

I feel this needs a C150 in the front just for closure.

tower: “uh… Cessna, winds 240 at 5, right turn out approved… don’t wait for the thousand footers, cleared for takeoff runway 21.”

cessna: “I’m in danger. 😅 turnout no delay, cleared for takeoff 21”

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HENMAN79@reddit

Her "Good Friend" you worry about

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mkt853@reddit

After she reassured you size doesn’t matter.

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The_Chuckness88@reddit

Baby shark, du duru du du...

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AssociationLate7267@reddit

Let make romantic vedio together

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AssociationLate7267@reddit

babu will be all the time with me. mashalllah *

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AssociationLate7267@reddit

babu will be all the time with me. mashalllah *

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Hurricane_Killer@reddit

Please hurry up and move it Mr. Cessna Citation driver, I got places to be.

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Calinevawash@reddit

Is that a Pilatus pc24? The baby jet.

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Comaparadigm@reddit

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SpaceXStarlink6969@reddit

Southwest Airlines 💙

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julias-winston@reddit

In this video, you never see the top of the A380's vertical stabilizer. 😳

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Financial_Cat_7390@reddit

If only a citabria was in front of the Leer

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Ok_Fox7873@reddit

I hope she doesn’t go full thrust otherwise I might get sucked into one of the engines

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Iron_Bros@reddit

Awww look at the little... WELL DAMN!!!

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hambonecharlie@reddit

20 hours nonstop

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OIL_99@reddit

Bully

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CotswoldP@reddit

I get massive Studio Ghibli vibes from the face of the A380

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UpstairsPractical870@reddit

We're gonna need a bigger boat

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WickedWings10Pack@reddit

Everytime a bmw driver is behind you

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YetYetAnotherPerson@reddit

Why doesn't the A380, the largest commercial jet, eat all the others?

https://youtu.be/-06ki92PyVY

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tropicsun@reddit

Taco Bell

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F1McLarenFan007@reddit

Come here baby, bubba will be gentle 😆

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pezdal@reddit

"Don't worry, he's eaten"

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mealucra@reddit

Amazing machine.

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