A transporter accidentally leaves Riker with becoming a hot lady and everybody but Picard is putting the moves on her.

• Worf is oscillates between being super aggressive and deeply respectful, in a way that makes him seem like the biggest Klingon incel that ever lived.

• Data proposes a "scientific" exploration of Riker's sexuality that not only surprises Riker, but deeply confuses her.

• Geordi, determined to meet a woman who isn't made out of photons, shows unusual charm and whisks away Riker to the holodeck, where they experience Mardi Gras. Riker, ever the lover of Jazz, is wooed by the selection. Riker even gets into things a little too deep and flashes Geordi for some beads. They kiss. Smash cut to Riker sneaking out of Geordi's quarters in the middle of the night to go have a heart to heart with Deanna. After Riker spins out sexually and Deanna rebuffs her advances. Cut to Riker getting in the sonic shower in the fetal position, confused about her changing emotions and uncertain about her rapidly changing relationships.