Soup I’ve been boiling and adding ingredients to for 4 days
Posted by Mr-Clive@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 119 comments
This started out as a bulgogi soba noodle soup, but every time the soup almost ran out, I’d throw in some more ingredients and boil it again. So I present: beef, lamb, pork meatball, 3 types of mushroom, chicken stock, carrot, onion, potato, soba noodles and Chinese noodle soup (and a burnt bun)
alexslacks@reddit
ZAQ Makes on TikTok has a perpetual stew going 200+ days now: very interesting to follow especially from a culinary standpoint
https://www.tiktok.com/@zaq.projects?_r=1&_t=ZP-91jthm6epCA
IronshinsIV@reddit
“Every time you buy a Big Mac you set one ingredient aside. Then at the end of the week you have a free Big Mac. And you love it even more because you made it with your own hands.” -Kevin Malone
Bigdoga1000@reddit
I guess the burnt bun qualified you to post this here
Mr-Clive@reddit (OP)
To be fair, the soup looks like sick
Moist_Board@reddit
I wish my sick looked that tasty
PrimAndProper69@reddit
You didn't have to say it, but now I am reminded of the dinner table in Resident Evil 7
real--computer@reddit
That bun isn’t burnt it’s golden brown and toasted
Bigdoga1000@reddit
Op said it was burnt, so I'm deferring to them
real--computer@reddit
You right. I should’ve read the post before commenting.
BaldHenchman01@reddit
Why does the bun look like a curled up beetle?
zackmophobes@reddit
Infinite soup, a mideval tradition. They would keep a pot on the fire and keep adding stuff to it for years. Let's see how long you can keep it up!
el_grande_ricardo@reddit
Pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold. Pease porridge in the pot, nine days old.
HarryJ92@reddit
Perpetual stew!
There's a restaurant in Japan that has had one going since 1945.
Mr-Clive@reddit (OP)
I wonder why they had to interrupt it…
France had a 300 year old one, interrupted by wwii too
Repulsive-Office-796@reddit
Lower case Roman numerals threw me for a loop there
that_kinda_dood@reddit
The fabled Nintendo Wii 2
PlateletsAtWork@reddit
Wintendo Wii
unabsolute@reddit
It's a wii, Wario!
Truckules_Heel@reddit
The fable Wii Ni
Unable-Finish-5448@reddit
I canNOT stop laughing at lower case Roman numerals. I think I’m actually going to start using that as an insult. 😂😂😂
perpetualmotionmachi@reddit
I missed those and thought he used the wrong to
SmartTea1138@reddit
How does the Wii interrupt a boiling pot of soup?
No-Pound7355@reddit
I read that as Wii like they stopped to play the Nintendo Wii at launch
hey_im_cool@reddit
Amazing that they had that stew going for so many years. Lifetimes of children, mothers, grandmothers, and they gave it up just to play the Nintendo wii
ejensen29@reddit
You just had to be there, man.
MZsince93@reddit
Did they knock over the pot bowling?
OREOSTUFFER@reddit
I can't believe Iwata pissed into the stew 😢
ponsies@reddit
There’s a somewhat new one on instagram going on in a crockpot
https://www.instagram.com/zaq.makes?igsh=azB4NXpyd2w3aXEx
psychrolut@reddit
And what happens when there is a storm that takes out electrical power for a few days?
*places crockpot on open flame
alter-eagle@reddit
A crockpot’s inner pot would totally be able to handle some indirect heat from a fire
alter-eagle@reddit
Don’t know if intended, but that link includes a direction to your personal IG profile. If you are “Justine R.”, that is.
Minivalo@reddit
God, that looks vile.
SquidWithBatWings@reddit
I've been watching since like day 50. Long live Stewthesus!
dougthebuffalo@reddit
What up Stew Crew
bronwen-noodle@reddit
Every once in a while this guy adds something unhinged like cow placenta
Eh_C_Slater@reddit
Sounds like they shut it off though, "I'd boil it again"... Not sure this is as safe as perpetual stew.
InfelicitousRedditor@reddit
It is not(long term), bacteria will build up harmful toxins, even though you kill the bacteria itself in the boiling process, the toxins will remain.
That being said there are some misconceptions about the "perpetual stew" claims out there as well, both historically and contemporary.
SuperSecretMoonBase@reddit
Eh, nice. In Mexico City I had a mole that was four or so years old at the time. I guess it'd be about 12 years old now. They keep adding new mole whenever it gets down to a certain level and the flavor evolves further.
They serve a big dollop of it, with a spoonful of the new stuff in the middle so you can try both. It's cool
apintandafight@reddit
There is a guy on IG who has been updating his perpetual soup every day for 200 something days now
AppropriateTouching@reddit
Dont get me started on the food safety issues with this.
makebelievethegood@reddit
For anybody interested in more perpetual stew content, zaq.makes on instagram has had one going for over 200 days and eats a bowl daily (I am not affiliated at all, just a fan).
QuirkyCookie6@reddit
I am interested, I tried making some once but it came out tasting pretty acrid so maybe I was doing something wrong.
fancczf@reddit
Most of the perpetual soups are not actually just the same pot simmering continuously. They are typically drained by the end of the day, kept a small portion, and mixed in with new soup everyday. If you just keep boiling an old soup it will get bitter and wierd because you are over extracting some of the ingredients.
sideshowmario@reddit
The pizza place I worked at used fresh dough for the deep dish pizzas, but for the thin crust we mixed fresh dough with the leftover uncooked skins from the day before. I guess it was perpetual too
DeusUrsus@reddit
Pizza skins 🫠
Rewd_92@reddit
Holy water soup
NclWill@reddit
the soup of theseus
happy-to-see-me@reddit
Pretty sure you have to keep it heated nonstop or it'll go bad
Objective-Rip3008@reddit
You have to heat it nonstop and you also have to eat enough that statistically it almost all gets cycled out and replaced over a reasonable time frame. Idk how reasonable it really is for a personal supply without getting Food sick eventually, in a historical setting it was a communal food thing that would be eaten by enough people that it wouldn't rot
Bravisimo@reddit
I thought he fucked it up recently and it was a near total loss?
berealb@reddit
It was a really cool idea till he folded to the commenters and added dried placenta pills
NotoldyetMaggot@reddit
r/brandnewsentence what the fuck?
berealb@reddit
Yeah for a while he was adding just sensible ingredients but people kept begging him to add a placenta. It was a joke for a bit but then when he actually did the placenta pills, I stopped watching lol
True-Molasses-3271@reddit
Dried placenta pills in perpetual stew is the most unsound thing I have read about today.
canolafly@reddit
Why? It helps postpartum depression, it's fine.
according to bullshit science for women
MoseBeforeHoes@reddit
Stew Crew checking in
GrynaiTaip@reddit
I bet there's some specific technique to make it work. OP will get some nasty bacteria in there and die, like that student a few months ago who ate five day old pasta.
boner_shadow@reddit
A guy in Instagram has been making one for about 200 days now. He has chronicled his additions, mistakes, and flavor daily
melocotonela@reddit
It's actually debated whether or not this was common or done at all in the middle ages: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perpetual_stew?wprov=sfla1 (under "historical examples")
I_ReadTheComments1@reddit
Not long because op strikes me as an idiot
EmbertheUnusual@reddit
make sure not to put any eggs in it, from what I gather reboiled egg is pretty gross
_n3ll_@reddit
The key is to keep it boiling. If bacteria get in there boiling won't dispose of their waste iirc
P8ntba1141@reddit
There is a dude on insta reels that has been keeping a perpetual stew going in a crockpot for like 200 days, worth keeping up with the journey lmao
UnNumbFool@reddit
I'm personally a fan of the infinity bottle. Where you take the last bits of whiskey bottle and throw it all into a decanter. Same concept but you get drunk instead of fed
JCas127@reddit
Is that safe to eat?
HojMcFoj@reddit
If it's not super acidic, super basic, super hot or super cold then anything is safe to eat once. It's what hairbrush after the eating that gets you.
OkWrongdoer317@reddit
love that idea, might try a similar approach next time i make soup and see what happens
My_Favourite_Pen@reddit
friendly reminder to be careful with perpetuals fellas. Its a first class ticket to shityourpantsville if you let it get into the danger zone.
TheS00thSayer@reddit
disneylovesme@reddit
Sounds like a sick ass gas/electricity bill too
ejensen29@reddit
It wouldn't be that bad if you're using a crock pot, but i wouldn't use a stove for this, no.
Relative_Inflation72@reddit
Yeah it's generally discouraged in the UK for sure. We'd have a stockpot boiling for days to make a good jus but it's not great practice to be heating and repeatedly unless you have a blast chiller to cool it quickly. Once it cools to body temperature it can be a breeding ground for shityourpants.
modest_genius@reddit
If you handle it while hot and then put the lid on and then cool it, then it will keep edible. It's if you keep opening the lid while it is cool it will get contaminated very fast... When brewing beer, and many other things, that is how you keep if from spoiling.
amglasgow@reddit
FartCloudintheSky@reddit
My ex did this for a week and almost puked herself to death.
GiantTinyMan@reddit
Boil it more. Be on safe side. How's it taste.
CantusAvem@reddit
Well perpetual soup was cooked non stop so bacteria couldn't grow idk if you continue I'd say maybe a week is as far I'd go
Wyevez@reddit
Day 4 of adding stuff to my soup until Reddit says it's perfect.
Noseitch@reddit
Were you inspired by zaq.makes ?
chpbnvic@reddit
There’s an account on instagram that keeps popping up on my feed that has a perpetual stew. He’s on like day 300 or something.
NeckSpare377@reddit
1000% chance OP is just leaving the soup on the stovetop with the burner off after cooking for 4 days
School_North@reddit
I've done something similar with a beef stew was delicious I think i went like 4 days
Llamaaa_scarf@reddit
Boiling and dding ingredients to my soup every day until reddit says chive chef is perfect
Mr-Clive@reddit (OP)
Your soup will feed many generations to come, chive man is never escaping his purgatory
Llamaaa_scarf@reddit
True 🤣💀💀💀
SandNGritCo@reddit
There’s an old UK nursery rhyme about perpetual stew …
Pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold, pease porridge in the pot, nine days old; Some like it hot, some like it cold, some like it in the pot, nine days old
Mom_of_zameer@reddit
Stewtheus
FutureDiarrheagasm@reddit
Is it ready yet?
Sugar_Kowalczyk@reddit
Baby, you got a stew!
Puddin-taters@reddit
Any chance it makes you go blind for 1 day? If so I need some for my daughter
orangentle-@reddit
I’m sorry but bulgogi soba noodle soup sounds fucking abysmal lmao
OHBHpwr@reddit
Wattana Panich in Bangkok is exactly this but 45 years!
papayatwentythree@reddit
And a burnt armadillo on the side?
huskofspades@reddit
I remember a story of the infinite soup if you get a sore throat it's the soup if you get sick it's the soup remember ITS THE SOUP
loatheandseethe@reddit
the soup
I_stole_this_phone@reddit
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
sunnyfulme@reddit
TWO YEARS!
Cosmonaut_Cockswing@reddit
the soup
real_hungarian@reddit
punctuation is expensive nowadays
Different-Fan-4767@reddit
in China, "Century-old brand" is a certificate you have to earn lol, soups never stopped boiling, always adding ingredients daily, for 100years, if you can attract enough customers and don't shut down, you may able to earn it
eemeze1@reddit
There’s a guy on TikTok keeping a perpetual stew going for 216 days now, he’s using a crockpot.
florpynorpy@reddit
I have done nothing but add ingredients to this soup for 4 days
millenniumxl-200@reddit
Is this pre or post digestion?
ComradeCabbage@reddit
The slower the cook… the better the taste…
NMazer@reddit
Is that shitty or is that just being resourceful?
poopmagenta@reddit
Reminds me of https://www.instagram.com/zaq.makes?igsh=MTN1bjFpbWF6NWdlNg==
Guys been making stew for 200+ days.
jerrythecactus@reddit
Basically perpetual stew, an old tavern thing from before refrigeration
chanjitsu@reddit
4 days is rookie numbers ;)
xmarsbarso@reddit
I guess I'm just wondering how the noodles haven't turned to mush after four days. Or are you adding new noodles each time?
Mr-Clive@reddit (OP)
They kinda have, they’re a bit too soggy for my taste now so I think I’ll stop the process tomorrow, and start a new one without dumplings or noodles
cpdk-nj@reddit
Keep the broth and just strain the noodles out if you can
wupaa@reddit
This makes the concept make somewhat sense
1nitiated@reddit
Sounds nice but looks awful. The meats should have been cut
intuitiveauthority@reddit
Looks like worms in your soup
TammyMeow@reddit
Sounds delicious
Wonderful_Fig_6039@reddit
Does it taste good?
Mr-Clive@reddit (OP)
To my surprise, yes, but the noodles are slowly becoming mushy and a bit gross, so it might be it’s last day tomorrow
Suspicious_Plan_7640@reddit
Yea strain and reuse the juice. It will get toxic
Aggravating_Sky_4421@reddit
You’re suppose to get a strain the larger left over bits but reuse the soup base.