It's supposed to be a steak

Brief synopsis: 5 dudes (I think) are lined up side by side and they coil det chord around their necks and use a high frame rate camera to catch it all in ultra slow-motion HD

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Bzchasingpokemon@reddit

Nah, i remember three guys one hammer

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amandahuggen_kiss@reddit

Christ. I just learned about them yesterday (from Casual Criminalist). It required a little brain bleaching afterwards

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FROOMLOOMS@reddit

I found that video by accidentally search "Aa" in liveleak.

It didn't clue in until I saw the screw driver, that was the first time I heard a death rattle and had no idea what was going on.

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gh0styears@reddit

I remember seeing the Nic Berg video in computer class

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FROOMLOOMS@reddit

Deliberate decap with anything slow is my 1000% no.

Too much empathy puts me in a very bad way.

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gh0styears@reddit

It was very fucked up. I often forget that I saw it but then something random will remind me in like 10 years

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FollowingJealous7490@reddit

Marinade that bad boy slap it on the grill and cook up some tacos

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Shartaur@reddit

Hi! I'm a butcher...wtf is that supposed to be?!

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Pissed-n-Stayin@reddit

Trim some of that fat, marinate, grill on high heat, throw it in some tortillas…you will be fine.

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LilArtsyCreature@reddit

Gotta crock pot/insta pot that shit. Might be salvaged via a stew or something. Slow cook it down until edible basically, going old school.

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Pilloc45@reddit

It might be a steak but it could’ve come from a possum or a rabbit 😂😂

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Long_Freedom-@reddit

Clean it up and put it in a slow cook stew

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Aggressive_Bath55@reddit

Shit looks like it was stolen from a car crash victim

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NMazer@reddit

Looks like you can make a quality beef tartare out of this. Anyone agree?

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Mrbump1911@reddit

Ahhhhh, ye, it’s Dees rapper boyfriend?

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OddInformation14@reddit

Looks like fatty steak sandwich meat.

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Mass_mo69@reddit

Did you buy this from the gas station?

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Reload86@reddit

A gas station in the Romanian backwoods perhaps?

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deeeeeeeeeeeeez@reddit

This looks like a piece of an exploded deer that got slammed by a Semi. Definitely possible it is actually, and was scraped off the highway, packaged, and sold at a gas station.

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Lonely_Giraffe7853@reddit

assuming this is the snack that mysteriously showed up in your life, definitely sounds like gas station vibes

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goodestname@reddit

Ran over a bunny with your lawnmower didnt ya

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ModsCantRead69@reddit

This looks like shit from “The Thing”

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FistofDiplomacy@reddit

They "fixed" it I mean tenderized it for you

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Baked_Crinklies@reddit

Are you sure that is not the result of a strimmer accident?

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MoveSavings1199@reddit

Yeah, disappointment aside, fry it up and get it down your neck.

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lego_not_legos@reddit

I hope it was cheap. That needs slow cooking, for a long time, like a casserole or something.

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c9belayer@reddit

No! Ground fine and mixed with other meat it’d make a fine sausage. Plenty of juicy fat and connective tissue there.

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HirsuteHacker@reddit

Cut into chunks it'd work perfectly well for a braise/stew

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AlannaBeason@reddit

Looks like that steak went from "mooing" to "screaming in agony" somewhere between the slaughterhouse and your plate.

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Dewzie@reddit

Looks like ya got it from the dollar store

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mouseisnotamouse@reddit

Temu steak. It honestly looks like a deflated placenta.

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parkrat92@reddit

Lmao demonic Georgia o’keeffe painting

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superfirereddit@reddit

Looks like you got that from a hospital dumpster

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rasta_pineapple2@reddit

I'm going to go ahead and say that is not a steak.

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Chrimaho@reddit

Protein “glue’ was used to glue together cuts of meat. Look it up. It’s disgusting.

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SerDuckOfPNW@reddit

Pre-chewed for your convenience by airlines-appointed squirrels

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ExpensiveBluejay1176@reddit

Did your dog get at it five minutes ago

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TheArchistorian@reddit

Oh, okay. Did they tell you an animal species, too?

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JayofTea@reddit

Looks like something a feral cat would throw up

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honeykbae@reddit

i mean i was supposed to be a doctor…

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TAvonV@reddit

Dude, just make a stew. Tf do you mean, steak?

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winelover08816@reddit

Looks like an autopsy photo after a bombing.

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666PaperStreet@reddit

Bet that cow it come off of looked like a Salvador Dali painting

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I3eastMP@reddit

When you pull down her panties and realize, that you have made a big mistake.

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PurrsontheCatio@reddit

The fact that you have a daughter and you STILL made a comment like this. Fucking hell man, be better.

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Fucking really? This misogynistic bullshit about women's labia looking like beef? Are you serious? I bet the only vagina you have ever touched was when you came out of your mother and the only ones you have seen are in porn. You're disgusting.

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rofloctopuss@reddit

The red parts would be great for dog food.

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Greeeg97@reddit

It is, if your dog chewed it up a bit first and spat it back out.

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Retr0Blade@reddit

Reminds me of that one scene from End Of Evengelion where unit 2 gets ripped apart.

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childofb0d0m@reddit

Looks identical to Cattle Decapitations "Homovore" album cover

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ZoNeS_v2@reddit

'Kiiiiiiiill meeeeee!'

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Ant_Bizzy@reddit

Giraffe Neck meat

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SirPooleyX@reddit

I watch The Substance last night and I'm having flashbacks.

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Pucketz@reddit

Looks like a tenderloin somone ran over

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Slipsndslops@reddit

SCP the flesh that hates

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reincarsonated_benzo@reddit

You got gastrointestines 😭🥀

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DingoFlamingoThing@reddit

It looks like afterbirth

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Plus_Interaction_516@reddit

Prime tumor.... Yum.

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Breadtangled@reddit

I think they butchered that cow with landmines

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AgentXrange@reddit

gif

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Global_Award_1110@reddit

Wow this was not the first thing I needed to see today reddit

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FeverInHeels@reddit

HOW is that a streak bruh

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So-Called_Lunatic@reddit

I have seen placentas that look more appetizing.

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Proud_Dance_3342@reddit

Looks more like roadkill.

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No_Employer9618@reddit

I should call her

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ChefAsstastic@reddit

That's a mishandled skirt steak that wasn't peeled and cleaned properly.

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Whooptidooh@reddit

That’s not a steak, that’s waste material.

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poorNamerica@reddit

Man they got that thing right off the grill of a Peterbilt

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HugePatFenis@reddit

Reminds me of lathe accidents.

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Teestow21@reddit

I should call her...

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crocodal21@reddit

Omg look like a placenta

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VisionAri_VA@reddit

I’m pretty sure I saw that lying on the side of the road the other day…

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Prestigious-Side3122@reddit

Is it one of those dollar tree steaks? Lol

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Natural-Orange4883@reddit

Parking lot trunk steak.

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crystalsage777@reddit

Did you scrape this off of a freeway??

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bitchesrus25@reddit

r/isthissafetoeat

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cat_selling_souls@reddit

I was scrolling by and had to stop and do a double take. I thought someone had posted some body part a coroner had to remove to get a better look at a body.

I was trying to figure out what it was when I read the title. Good grief. That's definitely not a steak, but it certainly is a crime.

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"A cow."