“We can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.”
Posted by ZombiJohn@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 30 comments
Posted by ZombiJohn@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 30 comments
midnight-messenger@reddit
Did they bring their whites?
D-Flo1@reddit
This is all part of your sick Susan thing
dhlthecobra@reddit
Fucking 20 minutes late, man. What the fuck is that?
GaseousGiant@reddit
Calmer than we are.
pauldiddy79@reddit
I need to hire a detective…who’s game?
pauldiddy79@reddit
I’m calling in an army. All I need is for you to post quotes and gifs under my lebowski quotes. My one single comment. This is about fraud of the entire system. (Mind if I do a J?) I might be nuts but this is the time to do it if there ever was. Will never ask a favor again. Look me up…nothing to hide. Unlock other blank profiles…I’ve got nothing but history.
pauldiddy79@reddit
(Metal guy moved into landlords apartment after he passed) “I wrote an angry song dude. Would really love to hear what you think of it?”
pauldiddy79@reddit
Solve the case
TickleWitch@reddit
Step 2: start an Only Fans account
Clear_Marsupial808@reddit
I hope that some day my wife will learn to live on her allowance, which is ample…
ZombiJohn@reddit (OP)
I would like my undies back.
SeaBag8211@reddit
I'm a Sobchek, you're a Sobchek. That's terrific.
BuckManscape@reddit
Parla usted ingles?
Clear_Marsupial808@reddit
Do you speak English?
savethepanda1979@reddit
Fuckin' amateurs...
kellerb@reddit
Do you see what happens Larry? When you FIND a SOBCHEK in the ALPS
DatBeardedguy82@reddit
Im staying.....finishing my coffee......
obscureobject2574@reddit
Far fukin out!
SadGuru-@reddit
Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man!
Chernobwontfallout@reddit
the royal we, you know, the editorial
theshub@reddit
The Little Sobchak Urban Achievers.
abides-the-dude-does@reddit
Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron.
SendTobacco@reddit
No Vietnam Era jungle boots? Tsk, tsk…
tupperneep@reddit
I like your style dudes
Jemcc36@reddit
AitrusX@reddit
Allriiiiiight! way to go u/zombiejohn!
ClayDrinion@reddit
You want a Walter, I can get you a Walter by 3 o'clock. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know how...
2wheelsThx@reddit
Ringer for a ringer, Dude, chop-chop!
NoShortsDon@reddit
Hey Walter, they're YOUR clothes.
threlkis@reddit
Unless it’s Shabbos