You don’t go riding the rails dressed like that, do ya?
Posted by Rdubya44@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 132 comments
Posted by Rdubya44@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 132 comments
AdOdd4618@reddit
Is this the Orient Express? What train is this?
Rdubya44@reddit (OP)
The chinaman is not the issue here dude
itaintme1x2x3x@reddit
Are you employed sir? you don’t go out looking for new life and new civilizations dressed like that do you?
LordOfFudge@reddit
This isn’t Wolf 359, Walter!
cjnpigs@reddit
That’s fucking interesting man
texicali74@reddit
What was all that shit about the Borg?
LordOfFudge@reddit
The Borg are not the issue here!
erdg43@reddit
Are those The Founders, Walter?
MaaartyMcFly@reddit
No Donny, these shapeshifters are cowards.
murse_joe@reddit
Beings of Pure Energy also cry, sir
Tubson1@reddit
The Federation will always lose! Do you hear me Worf? The Federation will always lose!
Titus401@reddit
sparrow_42@reddit
Let me make sure I understand this: every time a security chief is knocked unconscious by a blue barrel in this quadrant, I have to compensate the captain?
GaseousGiant@reddit
I didn’t blame anyone for the loss of my warp engines!
kindasuk@reddit
I suggest you do what your parents did! Staunchly oppose joining the federation!
slimpawws@reddit
The old man told me to take any Dilithium cryatal on the ship.
Damrey@reddit
Nothing is fucked?!? The Goddamn saucer has crashed into Veridian III!!!
JamesTheLockGuy@reddit
I’ll suck your cock for a Dilithium Crystal…
Data can’t watch though, or he has to develop an emotional response.
ChinaCatProphet@reddit
"Commander Word, are you intending coitus with this human female? I have studied this and will observe from this cuck chair."
JamesTheLockGuy@reddit
“Data, you may not observe the sacred ritual of qey'Hav from the cuck chair, so just stay away from my special snicker-bar headed lady friend!!”
jzn110@reddit
hornwalker@reddit
I’ll just take my 10% of good pressed latinum…..50 latinum strips….
JamesTheLockGuy@reddit
Make it so!
Rdubya44@reddit (OP)
I'm just gonna go find a replicator machine...
Dunmer_Sanders@reddit
THE SON OF MOGH WILL ALWAYS LOSE, DO YOU HEAR ME WORF?
Rdubya44@reddit (OP)
AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO CARES ABOUT HONOR?!
HamsterTowel@reddit
Calmer than you are.
LaVidaYokel@reddit
I'm staying, finishing my raktajino.
HamsterTowel@reddit
Drink. White Russian. Cold.
stevespeaking@reddit
Yeah waving a fucking phaser around?
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
Please, dude, the preferred nomenclature is Batleth.
JGG5@reddit
“What makes a man, Mr. Data? Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn’t that what makes a man?”
“Sir, while the character traits you list are not explicitly gendered, I believe you will find that ‘man,’ at least in reference to biological sex, refers to a human with testes.”
HamsterTowel@reddit
And a johnson.
obiwan_canoli@reddit
He is... gulp... fully functional...
Key-Contest-2879@reddit
You analyze, sir. But perhaps you’re right.
LarryLeviathan@reddit
Is this a… what day is this?
The_ZombyWoof@reddit
Hallo. Mein distbatcher says zere iss somezing wrong mit deine holosuite program?.
Rattlecruiser@reddit
He fixes the optronic cable?
Serious-Shower-3354@reddit
Don’t be fatuous in the Jeffery’s Tube
NYourBirdCanSing@reddit
Getting galaxy express 999 vibes...
Ok_Breakfast5425@reddit
Shut the fuck up, Westley. You're out of your element
irate_alien@reddit
What’s wrong with Captain Picard, Dude?
Rdubya44@reddit (OP)
Your communicator is ringing, dude
MaaartyMcFly@reddit
Thank you, Wesley!
Fish_Paste23@reddit
Started life as a holodeck glitch. Went out and achieved anyway.
hevnztrash@reddit
Someone who actually knows the episode.
Key-Contest-2879@reddit
Watched the bulk of the series.
MaaartyMcFly@reddit
Not exactly a lightweight.
Fish_Paste23@reddit
I know the fuck'n show, Walter...
Thorojazz@reddit
This is what happens when you shoot a starship in the aft!
sungo8@reddit
So, racially he’s pretty cool?
sungo8@reddit
(Oh-ho! I see…you never went to Starfleet…)
_gnarturo@reddit
Is this your homework Wesley?!?… is this your homework Wesley?!?
Porchmuse@reddit
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A KLINGON IN THE ASS!!!
howsthisforsmart@reddit
She's the Chief Medical Officer, yet her son is a dunce
CarberHotdogVac@reddit
Oh yes. She has a health trainings.
squalor1929@reddit
Goddamn Borg Hive mind trying to find reverse on a Bajoran tank.
Murky_Historian8675@reddit
Stay away from me Mister!
goathrottleup@reddit
…what star date is this?
TimZer0@reddit
Well, you know, Tenba, uh, his arms, like, uh, wide, man. Shaka, uh uh, when the, uh, you know, the walls, uh, you know? Man?
Rdubya44@reddit (OP)
Darmok, on the sea, where we lay his ashes
howsthisforsmart@reddit
Uli, the fixer of cable
HamsterTowel@reddit
The Dude and Donny, at the bowling alley.
Maude, with her robe unfurled.
howsthisforsmart@reddit
The android in the gold pajamas.... worthy fuckin' adversary
ChinaCatProphet@reddit
Are you employed Mr. Artificial Man?
irate_alien@reddit
“I’m staying. I’m finishing my prune juice.”
Several_Dark_7711@reddit
ON A WEEKDAY!?
sax6romeo@reddit
What do you do for work Mr Warf
SnapsMcGhee@reddit
Parle usted Klingon?
Spaceghost1589@reddit
tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh'a'?
Euphoric_Produce_131@reddit
The parlance of the future
Capable_Afternoon_45@reddit
Let me tell YOU something, p'takh: You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a phaser out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "PEW"!
Rdubya44@reddit (OP)
Warp 8 dude....
iommiworshipper@reddit
That conductor was looking for vertyon particles all over the galaxy. He’s gotta feed the monkey!
whirlydad@reddit
He's a Goldbricker!
clebo99@reddit
The bums lost!!!!!!!
HermiticHubris@reddit
Shut the fuck up Will!
Obiwancanoli1@reddit
Her train was on your tracks dude
kapn_morgan@reddit
he can walk!
BayBreezy17@reddit
I suggest you do what your parents did, sir… GET A TICKET!!!
Estproph@reddit
Okay sir, you're a Klingon, I'm a Klingon, that's terrific, but I'm very busy, as I can imagine you are. What can I do for you sir?
Clear_Marsupial808@reddit
Why don’t you do what Captain Kirk did?
Tubson1@reddit
Oh yes qapla that’s your answer. That’s your answer to everything. Tattoo it on your forehead!
justinholmes_music@reddit
so many bright, flowering young men on Vulcan, the Paulson Nebula, and Wolf 359!
grims4ever@reddit
On a weekday?!?
RepublicKitchen8809@reddit
I had a bat’leth, buddy, not a galaxy class starship. Eyeball to Ocellus. Thats fucking concst.
Chernobwontfallout@reddit
We've had some terrible news. Mr. Lebowski is in seclusion in the West Warp Nacelle.
sorotomotor@reddit
I just want to understand this, sir. Every time the holodeck malfunctions on this fair starship, I have to play a train conductor?
smkestcklghtn@reddit
Mind if I eat some gak?
3016137234@reddit
I don’t blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Cardassian took them from me on Bajor.
DatBeardedguy82@reddit
There are four lights! Do you hear me, Worf?
THERE
ARE
FOUR
LIGHTS!!!!
RealGallitoGallo@reddit
This was a real episode? Which one?
Rdubya44@reddit (OP)
S7 E23 Emergence, dude
RealGallitoGallo@reddit
Far out, far fucking out man, thanks!
xxxKnightOwlxxx@reddit
"What... what makes a Klingon, Mister?" "Worf." "Huh?" "Uh, I, I don't know, sir." "Is it being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a Klingon?" "Ummm.. sure. That and a pair of livers." "You're joking, but perhaps you're right " "You mind if I down a Chech'tluth?"
Working_Estate_3695@reddit
“Are you employed, Sirs?”
Initial_String_5809@reddit
On a week day
DanteHicks79@reddit
That rug really tied the bridge together
BonChance123@reddit
For your information, the Starfleet Judge Advocate has roundly rejected prior restraint.
not_Randy_Stevens@reddit
He WAS a goldbricker!
Rattlecruiser@reddit
His Dateness or... Dater... or El Daterino, if you are not into the whole brevity thing... Sir.
spock2thefuture@reddit
Stay the hell outta the neutral zone, deadbeat!
Subject-Relevant@reddit
On a weekday?
jeffbas@reddit
Is this a?…what day is this?
Rattlecruiser@reddit
Captain Picard day
Subject-Relevant@reddit
Well, I do work sir if you dont mind.
CaptainPunisher@reddit
What's the star date?
HamsterTowel@reddit
Today, is a good day to go bowling.
Goooongas@reddit
I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Romulan took them in the Neutral Zone!
Crumby2222@reddit
That’s Marvelous.
Frankenhoofer@reddit
What we have here is a Klingon wearing a sash over his chest, trying to find reverse on a Federation starship.
Rdubya44@reddit (OP)
The runabout has crashed into the mountain!
broberds@reddit
Bulk of the series. Not exactly a lightspeed.
itzTHATgai@reddit
Lol I love it!
TopicPretend4161@reddit
Strong Klingons also cry… Strong. Klingons. Also. Cry.
Bucket1984@reddit
Also, Dude, Icy-Peen is not the preferred nomenclature. Andorian-American, please.
Eric848448@reddit
TBL must now accept.. discommendation.
PsychologicalSelf991@reddit
Yess: “fuck it”! That’s your next generation’s answer to everything!
Rustyboltz91@reddit
This guy's a fake, a fucking gold pressed latinum bricker.
bowelatthemoon@reddit
Is this a... what stardate is it?
Silverward@reddit
Oh yes, ticket! Thats your answer for everything! Tattoo it on your forehead!
Ralph--Hinkley@reddit
Emergence? Yeah, well, that’s just, like… the Enterprise evolving into a new life form, man.
Rdubya44@reddit (OP)
New Life form? There's uhhh something you should know about the dude...
marbotty@reddit
I’m not trying to scam anybody, man… there are four lights
NukeDaBurbz@reddit
I’m not Mr. Lebowski, you’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the passenger. So that’s what you call me.
JackStrawSTL@reddit
I'll say it again, all right? You told Riker. He told me. I know what happened. Affirmative? Affirmative?
Rdubya44@reddit (OP)
Make it so
Ok-Caregiver8843@reddit
Oh, Klingon birth ridges? Tattoo it on your forehead!
MikeRobertini@reddit
Stay away from me, mister!
Weekly-Ad-6784@reddit
Stay out of new vertiform city lebowski!
lanekiffinlover69@reddit
I’ve seen a lot of conductors in my time and this one’s fake. A fuckin goldbricker!
slimpawws@reddit
The old man told me to take any Dilithium crystal on the ship.