You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.
A man in America, with no legs, won a big bowling trophy. But a man in China has the real trophy: the American guy's legs (he took them from him in Korea).
RabidWeaselFreddy@reddit
Lt Dan! You got laigs!
DSTNCMDLR@reddit
Shut the fuck up Forrest, you’re out of your element
RabidWeaselFreddy@reddit
"I am the Walrus Jennay"
Newspeak_Linguist@reddit
Mama always said, life is like a box of Creedence tapes
nadamean420@reddit
Mama hated the fuckin’ Eagles.
sqrl_mnky@reddit
crossover. i like.
Objective-Pin-1045@reddit
Momma Gump will suck ur cock for her boys good schoolin’
2wheelsThx@reddit
RepublicKitchen8809@reddit
I’m gonna go find some Apple shares…
sqrl_mnky@reddit
Living_Ad_5386@reddit
Separate incidents?
Previous_Ad648@reddit
Wow how does that spin motion not hurt your wrist I was in pain watching this. Good stuff
troyberber@reddit
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
thankyourob@reddit
You’re throwing rocks tonight!
Gheti_@reddit
And proud we are of all of him
latortillablanca@reddit
12 yr olds dude
drppr45@reddit
If you will it, it is no dream
WaltonGogginsTeeth@reddit
Fuckin A, Man!
PancakeProfessor@reddit
Did he blame anyone for the loss of his legs?!
Krispykid54@reddit
The chinamen is not the issue here dude.
kawiz03@reddit
Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
n8ertheh8er@reddit
He went out and achieved anyway!
milderhappiness@reddit
Get a job, sir!
Hefty_Win_8811@reddit
No. Some Chinaman took them from him in Korea.
Remarkable_Peanut_43@reddit
All right! Way to go! If you will it, it is no dream.
ddonky@reddit
What the fuck is that?
Remarkable_Peanut_43@reddit
Theodore Herzl. State of Israel. If you will it, Dude, it is no dream.
ThatCakeIsDone@reddit
That some kinda Eastern thing?
ChinaCatProphet@reddit
Some Chinaman took his legs on Korea
Resident_Plan_4249@reddit
👍
funnyfaceking@reddit
They were discovered last night in Van Nuys, lodged against an abutment.
Aggravating_Bat3618@reddit
Lodged where?
jammed7777@reddit
Asian American
Muhfuggajones@reddit
Walter, this isn't a guy who built the fucking railroads.
_JediJon@reddit
The chinaman is not the issue here!
chewychee@reddit
Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature.
alexisgreat420@reddit
At least he’s housebroken.
Newspeak_Linguist@reddit
He peed on my rug!
papazwah@reddit
He peed on the dudes rug!
ThrawnAndOrder@reddit
Donny, please.
broberds@reddit
Some Chinaman took his Asian American in Korea
Burnt_Timber_1988@reddit
Please
Ozatopcascades@reddit
And no toes over the line!
brosefstallin@reddit
That creep can roll
Physical-Role810@reddit
Unit.
gaseous__clay@reddit
Far out! Far fucking out! I once bowled a 13. Very Undude.
TinyTimWannabe@reddit
yucko-ono@reddit
SendTobacco@reddit
Krispykid54@reddit
Jesus!
SendTobacco@reddit
You said it, man.
RickyManeuvre@reddit
Jhou said it maing
Hefty_Win_8811@reddit
Wooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
bungerD@reddit
WAY TO GO DONNY!
jren666@reddit
He can now look back on a life of achievement….challenges met……opponents bested
Zalrius@reddit
Personally I would not want to compete against a mechanically enhanced person. Or cyborg for short. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
zachpm1309@reddit
IcarusForPrez@reddit
Over the line!!
zmasterb@reddit
Yeeeeaaaaaa but he’s an amputee, Dude
Clear_Marsupial808@reddit
You brought a Pomeranian bowling?
nohowknowhow@reddit
Throwin' rocks tonite!
MoreThanAlright@reddit
This man has achieved more, without the use of his legs…
johnnysivilian@reddit
Mark it a zero
torch9t9@reddit
Yeahbut that double amputee can roll, man.
TheAwesomeRan@reddit
Over the line!!!!
Sorry someone had to...
IceSicleTricycle6565@reddit
I cannot fix your problems for you sir, only you can Congrats on the 300!
Analog_Hobbit@reddit
That guy can f’ing roll dude.
Tiny-Acanthaceae-547@reddit
That guy’s bowling with no legs dude…
Shut the fuck up Donnie
Few-Elk3747@reddit
Throwing rocks I see!
M-Bernard-LLB@reddit
His feet can not be over the line.
Ok_Duck7194@reddit
WAYYY TO GO BOB DUR! If you will it, it is no dream
kgas36@reddit
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.
forzaNYC@reddit
I’m sorry, Smokey. You were over the line. That’s a foul.
PolkaBadger@reddit
Mark it 10 Dude
DSTNCMDLR@reddit
OVER THE LINE
2wheelsThx@reddit
Bull-SHIT! I waddn't over. Gimmee the pen, I'm marking it a 10.
obscureobject2574@reddit
You mark that frame a ten, and you are entering a world of pain
JohnnyCakes814@reddit
It’s a league game Smokey
obscureobject2574@reddit
Over the line! Mark it 0
CommonSensei-_@reddit
But he wuddint over!
obscureobject2574@reddit
Am I the only one around here that gives a shit about the rules?!!
ten-oh-four@reddit
Throwin rocks tonight!
GunSlingingParrot25@reddit
Legs, I can get you two legs right now.
RevolutionaryBuy5794@reddit
This guy wants no toes
grimatonguewyrm@reddit
Let me tell YOU something, pendejo!
Such-Corgi-8869@reddit
Way to go, Donnie!!!
Hawkeyesfan03@reddit
That cripple can roll, man.
CartographerOk7579@reddit
Way to go Donnnnnnyyy!!
Tank-Pilot74@reddit
I see you rolled your way into the semi’s..!
JohnnyCakes814@reddit
Dios mio man! Liam and me, we gonna fuck you up
JohnnyCakes814@reddit
FORGET ABOUT HIS FUCKING TOES!!
Empty_Oven_9942@reddit
This guy walks dude
BirdmanHuginn@reddit
Nice hook!
kawiz03@reddit
The Six-Million Dollar Man, worthy fucking adversary.
BobbyLupo1979@reddit
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, I AM!!!!!
Gavitio85@reddit
OVER THE LIIIINNE!!!
Eelmonkey@reddit
Way to go Donny!!
medorian@reddit
This guy walks.
scoopit1890@reddit
fuckin' gold bricker
Green_Bast3rd@reddit
Get away from me mister!!!
Burnt_Timber_1988@reddit
I've never been so sure of anything in my life.
sqrl_mnky@reddit
and he went ahead and achieved anyway!
thrance@reddit
Way to go, Donnie!
FeSpoke1@reddit
Yes!!! This needs to be top comment, absolutely
Addbradsozer@reddit
lightly bangs fist on table
SIN-apps1@reddit
I both love and hate how on the same vibe I am with this sub. This was what I came here to say!
staarfawkes@reddit
Are you employed, sir?
sdrdude@reddit
MY WIFE IS NOT THE POINT!
dunnkw@reddit
So this guys a crippl…uhhh….handi…..
Es0t3ric_MCID@reddit
He is DISABLED
AndreGerdpister@reddit
Yes yes.
BaconBreakdown@reddit
That creep can roll!
agentj333@reddit (OP)
Help me help him go viral! 🙏
Certain_Stage_3229@reddit
That creep can roll.
Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit
I mean, he’s a crip— … uh…
Deacon75@reddit
Awesome dude. Fuck it, let’s go bowling.
AgHenchman47@reddit
This guy’s got buddies in the muck for sure.
NukeDaBurbz@reddit
Stealing legs from needy little bionic kids, you are scum man!
mouawad23@reddit
And proud of all of them we are.
BrianOconneR34@reddit
It’s all in the wrist.
SpitfireMkIV@reddit
My grandfather had two 300 rings from league games. Wish I knew what happened to them.
OilComprehensive6237@reddit
I see you rolled your way into the semis!
Complex_Ingenuity_26@reddit
Worthy fucking adversary.
Yokai_Otaku@reddit
Not exactly a lightweight
Kweller3117@reddit
If you will it, Dude, it is no dream.
SgtPepper_8324@reddit
He's throwing rocks tonight!
lola_dubois18@reddit
Mark it, Dude.
Remarkable_Peanut_43@reddit
Mark it, Dude!
xEllimistx@reddit
Those guys were dead in the water
AllgoodDude@reddit
A worthy fuckin’ adversary.
Adventurous_Can_3349@reddit
Perfect team sponsor on the shirt as well.
Forest-Ninja2469@reddit
He lost all 10 toes!
realelijahion@reddit
Not exactly a light weight!
h1ghjynx81@reddit
Bulk of the series
Shamanjoe@reddit
Love the shirt.
Competitive-Dig4776@reddit
Sure, I'll put him down, Dude. RAUSS ACHTUNG, BABY!!
TheBoromancer@reddit
This guys a fuckin’ goldbricker if i ever saw one.
canned_sunshine@reddit
I’ve seen a lot of amputees, dude
Dweebil@reddit
Way to go Donny!
dj_spatial@reddit
🎵 Por el camino del desierto El viento me despeina…🎵
curiousitems@reddit
OVER THE LINE!!
courts0@reddit
ALLLRIIIIGHT! WAY TO GO BOB DUR!!
MickIsAlwaysLate@reddit
I bet he didn’t blame anybody.
-ratmeat-@reddit
This isn’t Nam, this is bowling, there are rules!
Blue-is-bad@reddit
WAY TO GO DONNIE!
GobbIaOnDaRewf@reddit
Grown men also cry.
MF_Capps@reddit
Jesus…
GobbIaOnDaRewf@reddit
You said it man.
fasteddie131@reddit
ALRIGHT! DONNY!
ddonky@reddit
Fuck! He looks like a fucking loser.
GratefulDawg73@reddit
Hey, at least he's lanebroken.
jaybotch29@reddit
A man in America, with no legs, won a big bowling trophy. But a man in China has the real trophy: the American guy's legs (he took them from him in Korea).
Jolemite01@reddit
Goldbrick
no_bender@reddit
Throwing rocks tonight.
Andre6900@reddit
Obviously he’s not a golfer
magusbud@reddit
Over the line!!!
D-Flo1@reddit
You want a prosthetic? I can get you ...
Bensfone@reddit
WAY TO GO Internet_Person_in_video_that’s_standing_in_for_DONNY
69karlhungus69@reddit
Liam and you? You’re gonna fuck me up
Jutch_Cassidy@reddit
He abides that, yes he does. Nice work!
AlmostBatmanToday@reddit
You want a leg? I can get you a leg.
PostholePete@reddit
Does he still write?
iandcorey@reddit
Throwin' rocks tonight.
aortaman@reddit
Over the line!
axlgreece5202@reddit
...yeah, I'll be at practice.
YagBaros@reddit
OVER THE LINE
rozzco@reddit
Creep can roll man.
bad_luck_brian_1@reddit
Way to go Donny!!!!
S3xyhom3d3pot@reddit
Sorry, smokey, your foot was.....nevermind. Mark it 8, dude
Ryllandara5@reddit
Yea well, I still bowl manually. These cybernetic enhancements surely violate several of the league’s bylaws.
Karn_Evil_Noin@reddit
So like, racially is he pretty cool?
hisdudenessindenver@reddit
You want a toe?? I can get you a toe!!
vengeanceintobeing@reddit
Dios mio man
StevePerryPlatypus@reddit
Worthy fucking adversary
ravenoats@reddit
What a beast
Kinase69@reddit
Worthy fuckin' adversary...
MichaelParkedHearse@reddit
That creep can roll man.
kharringtonvideoarts@reddit
Wasn’t listening to the Dude’s story. He was bowling
TheDukeOfHyjinx@reddit
I'm a fuckin veteran!!