I'm in my 30s and I still make spider dogs.
Posted by RichardButt1992@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 75 comments
Posted by RichardButt1992@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 75 comments
milkbonestheluminous@reddit
me looking at the right one: I should call him
Slaym1tsk1@reddit
in sweden we eat these sausages with cuts like this for christmas
Slaym1tsk1@reddit
or maybe that’s just my family idk ❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹❤️🩹
RichardButt1992@reddit (OP)
Somebody from Germany called them "Crown Sausages" and I really liked that name
Halibuthead-1@reddit
You can cut them in half and make octopuses that swim in your mac and cheese
Grrranny@reddit
I initially thought these were charred chicken feet.
tsukuroo@reddit
My mum always called them "Kronen Würstchen" which is german for "crown sausages" :)))
RichardButt1992@reddit (OP)
I like that a lot! I have so many new names for them because of this post lol
coppockm56@reddit
I’ll be 60 in March and I still put butter on saltines and love it. Age has nothing to do with it.
RichardButt1992@reddit (OP)
Whoa I used to do this too. We had margarine because we were poor though lol
coppockm56@reddit
Yep, same here. Today, though, it's pure grass fed Kerrygold for my saltines.
SirDidymusAnusLover@reddit
Living the high life!
DuchessOfCelery@reddit
Ah, that's a flavor from childhood right there.
chocolate_strawbunni@reddit
I’m in my 30s and I’ve never seen this before today.
Hot_Specific_1691@reddit
Same. Now to convince my wife to let me add these to the thanksgiving menu
gilly_girl@reddit
Can someone Photoshop them into a Rockwell painting? That would strengthen the argument for inclusion.
RichardButt1992@reddit (OP)
It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. I say, go for it brother!
chamorrobro@reddit
I really want this for you, please tell her I said that
Chunky--Chode@reddit
I want this for us.
Zeo-Gold92@reddit
I want in on this too, this would be a first for me 🤣
thatsickbitchtay@reddit
This make me audibly laugh 😆
green_and_yellow@reddit
In my 40s and this is the first time I’ve seen this
Pitiful_Conflict7031@reddit
Bet bros Filipino.
RichardButt1992@reddit (OP)
Im Canadian but I'm a huge fan of Filipinos
RichardButt1992@reddit (OP)
I used to make them over the fire on camping trips as a kid. The BBQ does an excellent job though. The legs end up a little bit crunchy. They're great lol
BloomEPU@reddit
I make hotdog squids on the barbecue sometimes, they're tasty. Also a good snack while you're waiting for the rest of the stuff to cook (uk barbecue culture is,,, questionable ok).
Sea-Independent-726@reddit
Can i have a spider dog?
EmmyWeeeb@reddit
wtf I thought those were some deformed hot Cheetos lmfao
RichardButt1992@reddit (OP)
Not a bad idea for toppings
OkiDokiPanic@reddit
You're an adult, you pay your taxes, you can have your meat products however the hell you want!
Relative_Yesterday70@reddit
I’m about to turn 45 and I’m going to try this for dinner and no one is going to stop me.
Egzo18@reddit
Processed food probably conserved with nitrates + charred = cancer
RichardButt1992@reddit (OP)
The sun gives you cancer too, but I'm not gonna stop going to the beach.
Egzo18@reddit
It's not about "it gives you cancer" its about "how carcinogenic" it is
Appropriate-Sun834@reddit
How is this anything like a spider?
RichardButt1992@reddit (OP)
8 legs.
Bulky_Slip_1840@reddit
Do you air fry them? You should!
RichardButt1992@reddit (OP)
Im a BBQ boy but I'll definitely try that out!
Bulky_Slip_1840@reddit
I mean, compared to grilling it prob doesn’t taste better. But it’s a lot better than other convenient ways to hot a dog
Whooptidooh@reddit
I’m in my 40’s, have never made something like that and also can’t stop to notice that there’s quite some charring going on there.
0/5 stars, would not eat.
RichardButt1992@reddit (OP)
That one is mine I like the char. My wife's is a lot less cooked lol
OGdirty1Kanobi@reddit
A camping delicacy 🤌
RichardButt1992@reddit (OP)
The first time I had them was a camping/Spiderman themed day party. They hired a Spiderman impersonator and he taught us how to make them. Definitely a core memory of mine haha
indianna97@reddit
Why are they called crab dogs.. they look alot more like crabs
RichardButt1992@reddit (OP)
I guess the most accurate answer would be that a spider has 8 legs but a crab has 10. But I like Crab dog better tbh
Acrobatic-Break-3984@reddit
They look like crabs lol
RichardButt1992@reddit (OP)
Crab dog is arguably a better name
buttersbottombitch-@reddit
I love making them for my nieces and nephews
ChefArtorias@reddit
Looks like a dragon staff lol
berkakar@reddit
if you don't make legs to your dogs, how do you know they're cooked anyway?
to_annihilate@reddit
Always called them helicopter dogs
DrMonkeyLove@reddit
Spider dog, spider dog, does what a spider dog does.
Now I've got Homer Simpson singing Spider Pig in my head.
ricksure76@reddit
Are they tears on the plate?
Are you ok
dreampuff@reddit
Imagining them sobbing tears of joy while cutting and searing these, cracks me up
Mayion@reddit
Absolute *sobs* cinema *wipes off tear with a smile on his face*
DubUpPro@reddit
I would say it’s grease from the hot dog but there’s no way any moisture is left in those
tandkramstub@reddit
Cut them in half and BOOM squid dogs!
Gordon Ramsay's got nothing on me.
peamanaman@reddit
Join two ends together and boom: butthole dog
AioliAggravating1546@reddit
woah , visionary
Cyynric@reddit
I saw them prepared thusly in a Japanese bento once so now I'll make them from time to time. They look like cute little octopi.
FlatwormFamiliar6844@reddit
Momma I got the munchies
Wrestler7777777@reddit
No, you make charcoal dogs.
goblinhands000@reddit
I'm 39 and I respect this.
subtxtcan@reddit
Nobody ever said anything to me about an age limit.
Spider them dogs my friend. Stay strong.
Revenga8@reddit
Needs the stick, otherwise they're just stovepipe dogs from both ends
nslovin@reddit
Keep one side uncut and you have octopus dogs
kasperkami@reddit
I always called them octopuses and put bacon bits for eyes, lmao. Think I’ll make one now
RandomMeRandomU@reddit
Being an adult just means you can make cursed food whenever you want.
Gumnutbaby@reddit
I’m not sure what it’s meant to be, but it looks like some types of stinkhorn fungus.
IWishIWasAHorseMan@reddit
Alien homunculus looking g Food. I respect it
Soft_Chipmunk_8051@reddit
One of them is happy to see you
catnundrum@reddit
I do this when I make ramen :)
dreampuff@reddit
You say spider dogs, I say exploding limbs
wavdaily@reddit
Fomulouscrunch@reddit
Dang, those look like demonic double-headed versions of cute bento dogs. I love it.