Anon is a cosmic ambassador

Let’s talk about aliens for a minute here and why anon is definitely a government agent. We’re going to skip over pretending they aren’t real, you know, i know, tribes in Africa all know: those bastards are out there (and in area 51). The real question is, do they know we’re here, can they get to us and do they give a shit anyway? Let’s say they know, because if we say they don’t i wouldn’t have much else to say. If there is one species of space-faring alien out there i think its exponentially likely that there’s more than one species, probably many aliens from many planets, and if one of the species has mastered faster than light travel, then FTL is possible and multiple species have likely figured it out. In which case why would any FTL capable species give a crap about visiting our small blue planet of morons who think atomic fusion is still big news? We’re a LONG way from being an interstellar power. At best they might study us a bit, but if alien life is dime a dozen why even bother? Sooner or later we’re just going to nuke ourselves anyway. But saying they DID want something to do with us, and they come see some humans (and some hot alien babes end up in A51) do you think they are smart enough to sail the stars but retarded enough to think anon is worth communicating with? Of course not, and the only reason anon posted this story is because he’s a government plant. That’s right the government is on 4chan writing dummy 4chan alien rape fantasies because it makes aliens less believable. They’re keeping the hot alien babes for themselves! They want you to disbelieve! Raid Area 51, but for real this time. Alien pussy for all! I’m high as fuck, i need to go drink some water.