Created/improved another new slop today. It’s oats, salt, corn, seaweed, MSG, soy sauce, chia seeds. A little bit too thick and could have even more soy sauce. Overall tastes edible/ok
Posted by Stellaeono@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 45 comments
third-knight@reddit
Some people take this sub as a challenge.
Stellaeono@reddit (OP)
My presentation is a bit “shitty” but food themselves are ok, except my mom’s boiled turtle or egg zero cal sugar water soup, those are pretty weird
SmilinBob82@reddit
if you would have told me it was country gravy i would have believed you.
currymuttonpizza@reddit
I thought the same. I thought it looked either like country gravy or half melted vanilla ice cream and figured it was fine. Then saw description.
Presdif@reddit
That slop had some structure to it. Impressive
Stellaeono@reddit (OP)
Thank you ❤️
Room_Temp_Coffee@reddit
You sure about that?
Stellaeono@reddit (OP)
Yea it’s a shame that it’s too sticky, I’d make it more runny next time
anklesnack@reddit
Genuine question, how does that texture make you FEEL? Like emotionally?
Stellaeono@reddit (OP)
It feels ok, I normally just feel “oh, ok”. That’s what I feel most of the time in life
Azsunyx@reddit
But why
Stellaeono@reddit (OP)
I love slop I’m want to make something more filling so I eat less
N7riseSSJ@reddit
How did you make this? I eat grits a lot for breakfast and realized it doesn't have enough nutrition in it. I put in chia seeds and have been doing that for a bit. But I think I need to start adding oats to it.
Stellaeono@reddit (OP)
I used a blender
canolafly@reddit
Deer will come for miles to lick you. The MSG will make you taste even better.
SetComprehensive1547@reddit
what does msg taste like?
N7riseSSJ@reddit
It's like the stevia version of salt. I think it's made from corn. You can get it from a local Asian mart, very cheap. I personally think it fits only Asian flavor dishes, but that's just me. You can put it on anything you'd put salt on.
Stellaeono@reddit (OP)
I added too little so it didn’t really enhance the flavor
confusedra2476@reddit
I love savory oatmeal and even I find this off putting lol
Stellaeono@reddit (OP)
It’s a bit too sticky, otherwise ok
Juicifer_thesecond@reddit
Slop time >:0 looks interesting
Stellaeono@reddit (OP)
Yessssss slop time
Stellaeono@reddit (OP)
It’s very filling too, I have eaten about 1/4 of it so far and I’m already full
NectarOfTheBussy@reddit
if it tasted better you coulda powered through 3/4 before feeling that way I reckon
Stellaeono@reddit (OP)
No oats are just like this, oats are very filling
NectarOfTheBussy@reddit
I need to know the left over endeavors… cold? hot?
Stellaeono@reddit (OP)
Still hot but I’m putting them in the fridge. I will add hot water and blend them again when I’m hungry in the afternoon
NectarOfTheBussy@reddit
I regret your post history
Razzamafoo@reddit
Are you ok? Who hurt you
Stellaeono@reddit (OP)
I just really like slop
drsmith48170@reddit
No tell the truth - someone hurt you really bad didn’t they.
Stellaeono@reddit (OP)
Could be worse
thegiukiller@reddit
You've created an abomination. Have a terrible day.
Stellaeono@reddit (OP)
It tastes edible and ok
thegiukiller@reddit
They had to put special ingredients in coolant so it didn't taste good.
epidemicsaints@reddit
You'd probably love poi.
Stellaeono@reddit (OP)
I looked that up and it’s made from taro, I think there’s something similar in where I live. I love those
Fun-Mud3861@reddit
NectarOfTheBussy@reddit
What the fuck. Stupid meme but yeah free will and what have you
GoldConnection1@reddit
Jalapeno cheddar grits with bacon is the way .
jpainphx@reddit
Looks like the raccoon fat soap from this post
https://www.reddit.com/r/Homesteading/s/Qt31V7F5l5
outscidr-@reddit
This is an exercise in self hate. Learn to love yourself.
HappySpam@reddit
MSG? Automatically good slop.
welding_guy_from_LI@reddit
I’ve made similar with oats chia grits a dash of franks hot sauce and soy .. I love Md some savory oats lol
Dapperdad386482@reddit
Fuckin gross 😭 good job