Hey, I know that guy, he's a Nihilist.

With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.

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RunningPirate@reddit

Smokey, this is not bay country. There are rules.

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Soulless--Plague@reddit

What are you a fuckin narcotics agent now?

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BestRiver8735@reddit

As your lawyer, I recommend that the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.

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Soulless--Plague@reddit

Uh, excuse me dear, but when it comes to that fantastic note when a rabbit bites its own head off I want you to throw that fucking radio into the tub with me.

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The_ZombyWoof@reddit

We were somewhere around Malibu, on the edge of the Treehorn Estate, when the drugs began to take hold

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Zarniwoooop@reddit

Don’t stop. It’s marmot country

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michaltee@reddit

What are you, a fucking Samoan lawyer now?

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smkestcklghtn@reddit

There he went, one of God's creaturez.....

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StOnEy333@reddit

Take it easy, man! I’ve got some mescaline here!

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mistral_99@reddit

The comments here are gold. This is the mash-up we’ve always needed

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ThrowDeepALWAYS@reddit

Take it easy man? Why would I ever hire you when you come on so strong?

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haikusbot@reddit

Take it easy man?

Why would I ever hire you when

You come on so strong?

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michaltee@reddit

TELL ME ABOUT THE FUCKING GOLF SHOES.

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have1dog@reddit

Obviously, he’s a golfer.

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enaud@reddit

That’s Flea in the occasional acid flashback? Far out, new shit has come to light

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duh_nom_yar@reddit

The man in the red woolen sweater, Dude. Worthy fucking adversary.

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Dylan_Is_Gay_lol@reddit

I hate the fuckin' reptiles, man!

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74snowman@reddit

And someone is giving booze to these goddamn things.

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Necessary-Sock7075@reddit

That's Karl Hungus. The cable installation expert

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have1dog@reddit

“With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he’ll never know.”

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lyidaValkris@reddit

"Whaaaaat's the trouuuuuble?"

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Dick-in-a-fan@reddit

Mind if I do two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls?

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CarberHotdogVac@reddit

Forget about the fucking ether!

If there’s one thing I learned in Nam, there’s nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge dude.

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RobsBitcoin@reddit

Men in red woolen shirts…

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CarberHotdogVac@reddit

Worthy fuckin adversary.

Whereas what we have here is a gang of cruel faggots. A cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits—a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo-cage.

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