"God, I'd give anything for a drink. I'd give my goddamned soul for just a glass of beer"

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diccballs@reddit

Went alright. Dude’s snowcat got a little dinged up.

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Gutter_Snoop@reddit

Jack, put the axe away, they're radioing the cops...

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DaBigDuder@reddit

Shouldn’t bother him while’s he’s typing

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Crumby2222@reddit

Nothing is fucked here, nothing is fucked…

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"Let me explain something to you... Um, I am not "the caretaker"... You're the caretaker. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me.. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing"

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LoggerRhythms@reddit

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8 year olds, dude.

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Mind_if_I_do_uh_J@reddit

Call the medics, Dude. I'd go myself but I'm pumping blood.

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Illuminotme_Reloaded@reddit

Whoa! Perfect!

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GuidoTheRed@reddit

That's gross. And hilarious.

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Mind_if_I_do_uh_J@reddit

...or uh The Caretaker, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing.

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HermiticHubris@reddit

Caretaker is not the preferred nomenclature. Groundskeeper, please.

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secretwheelman@reddit

You’ve always been the caretaker, Dude.

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Aggravating_Speed665@reddit

Not in Nam, of course.

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Mind_if_I_do_uh_J@reddit

🎶 Doo, doo, doo, lookin' through my bedroom door... 🎶

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Aggravating_Tiger896@reddit

Does he still write?

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RobbMeeX@reddit

Oh no, he has mental problems!

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ClayDrinion@reddit

Who has mental problems, Walter?

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Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit

BULK OF THE SERIES

BULK OF RHE SERIES

BULK OF THE SERIES

BULK OF THE SERIES…

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Fearless_Serve_3837@reddit

Not exactly a lightweight.

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Gutter_Snoop@reddit

ALL IRON LUNG AND NO PLAY MAKES LITTLE LARRY A FUCKING DUNCE

ALL IRON LUNG AND NO PLAY MAKES LITTLE LARRY A FUCKING DUNCE...

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jordosmodernlife@reddit

Oh no, he had mental health problems

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plantain_tent_pesos@reddit

Danny, the man is here!!

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JackStrawSTL@reddit

Come and play with us, Donny. Forever... and ever... and ever

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Gutter_Snoop@reddit

Are these the redrums, Walter?

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Air911@reddit

Friends like these eh Llyod?

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Gutter_Snoop@reddit

Sigh another imaginary Caucasian, Lloyd

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1rbryantjr1@reddit

Get him a sassperila

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dtaylor72123@reddit

"Two oat sodas, Gary"

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dtaylor72123@reddit

"Two oat sodas, Gary"

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KgMonstah@reddit

Do you gotta use so many dang curse words, dude?

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LocalJoke_@reddit

Are you out of your fucking mind?

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kentasinclark@reddit

What the fuck are you talking about

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KgMonstah@reddit

What? No! Dude! What the fuck are you talking about?

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LocalJoke_@reddit

Also, Jack, “sperm bank” is not the preferred nomenclature, “wife”, please.

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MasturbatingMonk@reddit

🎶 Doo, doo, doo, lookin' out my backdoor... 🎶

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Crumby2222@reddit

6 miserable minutes on the wagon, dude.

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marbotty@reddit

We discovered the wagon lodged against an abutment

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Crumby2222@reddit

Aw man, lodged where?

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TheTraveller66@reddit

And all the irreparable harm it’s done…

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dr-snake@reddit

Redrum

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ChinaCatProphet@reddit

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A Jackie Treehorn Production

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Sufficient_Juice2411@reddit

Dog-Jammin'

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epmigs@reddit

The man in the bear pajamas, Dude.

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SiletziaCascadia@reddit

Worthy fuckin adversary

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Black0utdrunk@reddit

I still jerk off manually.

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have1dog@reddit

Of course you do

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FrustratedPCBuild@reddit

Will you just take it easy, man!

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krkls2@reddit

See what happens when you disturb Jack's homework Shelly?

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krkls2@reddit

OP really tied the movies together didn't he Dude?

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Scared-Poem6810@reddit

White man's burden Dude, white man's burden

God dammit Jack fuckin asshole! Everything's a fuckin travesty with you man! What the fuck was that shit about white man's burden? What the fuck does anything have to do with white man's burden?

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ThrowItOut43@reddit

You mix a hell of a Caucasian, Jackie

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plantain_tent_pesos@reddit

He draws a lot of redrum in this town.

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Aggravating_Tiger896@reddit

You don't draw shit, Danny-owski

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Froopy-Hood@reddit

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Imaterribledoctor@reddit

I’ll say it again. Tony shows you things and you told me…

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overflowingsunset@reddit

Alright. I can see you don’t want to be cheered up here, dude.

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Appropriate_Past_893@reddit

Another... Oat soda, Gary. Friends like theeese, huh, gary? I can hear it in his voice

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punkrawrxx@reddit

Chill out, man.

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Mr-Dobolina@reddit

If I won the lottery, I would personally finance a recreation of this scene, but with this script.

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erdg43@reddit

You told the twins, the twins told me.

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blue_desk@reddit

A fucking Kubricker

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sci-fi-rec@reddit

Bunny’s not here, Mrs Torrance

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sci-fi-rec@reddit

Friends like these, eh Lloyd?

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zarkus_narfroy@reddit

All room and no rug makes The Dude a dull boy

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Mind_if_I_do_uh_J@reddit

Are you employed, sir?

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

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RoundTiberius@reddit

Is this your homework, Jack?

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kentasinclark@reddit

Fucking dunce

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OvoidPovoid@reddit

Little prick's stonewalling me..

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Illuminotme_Reloaded@reddit

Meta: To me, this is the best part of the movie that is not part of the book.

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SmokedHamm@reddit

That dude can roll

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Illuminotme_Reloaded@reddit

You like The Eagles, Doc?

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Illuminotme_Reloaded@reddit

Hello Dude, I’m Delbert Grady.

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Illuminotme_Reloaded@reddit

Wendy, do you have any idea what it means to have responsibility to an employer in the parlance of our times? I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just gonna go and find a cash machine and head up to room 237.

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Own-Contribution-478@reddit

What are you, a fuckin' caretaker now?

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SouthBaySkunk@reddit

Jackie Treehorn pulls a lot of water around this haunted mansion . You don’t pull shit Jack Torrance .

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NotYerBoyBlue@reddit

Hey, this is a private residence, man.

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48HourBoner@reddit

Friends like these, eh Jack?

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RelativeKick1681@reddit

Jack, I finally got the venue I wanted. I’m performing my shining quintet–you know, my psychosis–at the Overlook on Tuesday night, and I’d love it if you came and gave me notes.

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