Attempted to make cookies.
Posted by draivan@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 43 comments
Attempted simple cookies with a jar of Jiff peanut butter and chocolate.
Posted by draivan@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 43 comments
Attempted simple cookies with a jar of Jiff peanut butter and chocolate.
Relevant_Writer3980@reddit
In exchange for a bean burrito I'll make you four more.
InterviewNo8150@reddit
Looks like poop from a butt
ilike2muchstuff@reddit
Holy shit....
AssignmentSavings935@reddit
Look 👀 Like 🐸Frogz / Toadz & Shit 💩 Literally Shaped
AddendumVirtual8255@reddit
Close your eyes and take a bite. Are they cookies or shit cookies?
greatthebob38@reddit
It's a little nutty.
draivan@reddit (OP)
World may never know
mai_tai87@reddit
Looks like melena.
TheDudeMaverick@reddit
Genuinely confused how this happened, I've made cookies with just 1 egg, a cup of peanut butter, and half cup of sugar (could additionally add chocolate chips).
That's it, and you mix until you have a workable dough and bake at 170•c for about 10-15 minutes then let cool after.
draivan@reddit (OP)
I am not a good baker like at all
TheDudeMaverick@reddit
Well, I hope you take this a a nice learning experience, and maybe start with simpler recipes.
Might I suggest B. Dylan Hollis on youtube for a nice short form and entertaining way to learn some of those recipes.
The peanut butter cookies I listed in the previous comment came from him actually.
Salt_Ingenuity_720@reddit
Tell me you smoked something before you thought of doing this. This needs to make sense
draivan@reddit (OP)
I dont smoke. Rarely drink.
0ButtShe3D1d@reddit
r/drunkencookery ?
draivan@reddit (OP)
I have not had anything to drink.
what_dat_ninja@reddit
Looks like they made you pretty sick. Couldn't even make it to the toilet.
Xfuck1tX@reddit
draivan@reddit (OP)
Lmao
BlondeJess19@reddit
Get your dog on rice, pumpkin, and a fiber supplement asap. Haha
draivan@reddit (OP)
Would probably of looked better.
-perspicacious_@reddit
Would have.
Xfuck1tX@reddit
Xfuck1tX@reddit
Money-Biscotti6680@reddit
Are they chocolate?
draivan@reddit (OP)
Yea used the new jiff chocolate penut butter.
the_orange_alligator@reddit
Did they come out of a peat bog
HoneyWyne@reddit
Oh my.
Bzchasingpokemon@reddit
“Yummy steak……
Wait…. Cookies……
No….
Dookies!”
Mobile_Aioli_6252@reddit
Looks like the Keebler Elves took a dump!
translinguistic@reddit
This looks like what happens when you seize a caramel sauce. Delicious
draivan@reddit (OP)
If i ever try again maybe caramel would go well in it.
RelaxRelapse@reddit
I had sinus surgery recently, and I’m pretty sure I saw that come out of my nose
InvestigatorMuted793@reddit
Theu look like moldy turds, in fact, they ARE moldy turds
Complex-Reindeer-232@reddit
I’ve never seen any more fitting to this sub than this picture
draivan@reddit (OP)
Thank you.
Complex-Reindeer-232@reddit
Thank you for understanding the assignment!
i-got-shadowbanned@reddit
oh yeah, that's the stuff that came out of my ear after a nice irrigation session
draivan@reddit (OP)
May need a Dr. for that.
Mimura_Nanahara@reddit
More like shitties amirite?
LiquidSnape@reddit
did you attempt to turn on your oven?
jfk_47@reddit
Are the cookies in the room with us?
draivan@reddit (OP)
Hiding behind the band posters
shinichimechazawa@reddit
r/shitfromabutt