If we’re not back by dawn man, call Bill Kunstler or Ron Kuby

Well, there's no literal connection, Dude. And they're called Three Storms. Also, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, it's Chinese American, if you please.

Everything's a fucking travesty with you, Wang!

Shut the fuck up, Eddie.

Ah, yes, the Little China Lords of Death, and proud we are of all of them.

Hiya Mrs. O'Toole... the cab driver said that the White Tiger might, ah, be able to, you know, help me find my special lady friend, if you know what I mean?

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handsomeape95@reddit

Well, that about does her. Wraps her all up. Things seem to have worked out pretty good for the Dude and Wang, and it was a pretty good story, don't ya think?

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Minute_University_98@reddit

All Jack ever wanted was his truck back

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hidefinitionpissjugs@reddit

the old man told me i could take any big rig in the warehouse

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gothamtg@reddit

I know my rights man

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flea_420@reddit

Good knife. Goodbye Mr. Lebowski.

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dufflebag7@reddit

Lo Pan treats women like objects

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realorsonwelles@reddit

Has it not occurred to you Wang that Miao Yin kidnapped herself.

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realorsonwelles@reddit

The girl they kidnapped they took to the White Tiger near the In n Out burger.

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sauntcartas@reddit

Careful, man, there’s a beverage that lets you see things no one else can see and do things no one else can do here!

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Hirsute_Sophist@reddit

You know me, Bunny Lebowski, always sticking my.mouth where it doesn't belong!

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RepublicKitchen8809@reddit

Forget it, dude, it’s Chinatown, man.

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NukeDaBurbz@reddit

That some kind of eastern thing?

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GlamityJean@reddit

This isn't gonna help with me mixing up Jeff bridges and Kurt Russel

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AntiPantsCampaign@reddit

"I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in Chinatown, of course."

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Im_WinstonWolfe@reddit

The man in the black pajamas, worthy fuckin adversary.

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TLyons-4@reddit

“A brave man likes the feel of ashes on his face, Dude.”

“Yeah, and a wise man has enough sense to check the wind first! God damn you, Walter! You fuckin asshole!”

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JustTheBeerLight@reddit

The check is in the mail, dude.

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Sandblaster1988@reddit

We really shook the pillars of heaven didn’t we, Donnie?

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Minute_University_98@reddit

Shut up, Mr Lebowski! You are not brought upon this world to get it!

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Minute_University_98@reddit

Mr. Lo Pan is disabled, yes. And this picture was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation.

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floodums@reddit

The dude would not abide

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Minute_University_98@reddit

I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this Lo Pan is a fake. A fucking goldbricker.

This guy fucking walks.

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LoggerRhythms@reddit

You were not brought into this world to "get it", Mr. Lebowski.

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goofust@reddit

Waving the fucking gun around?

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REVSWANS@reddit

You flash a piece out on the paddys and I'll take it away from you

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LoggerRhythms@reddit

First time you ever plug someone, Dude?

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Minute_University_98@reddit

I never bowl faster than I can see, Asides from that, it's all in the reflex .

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ReactiveCypress@reddit

I like your style dude

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suiterat@reddit

Rent? Checks in the mail dude

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Specman9@reddit

That would have been a very different movie.

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likwitsnake@reddit

What, huh?? What aggression will not stand no more?

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Remarkable_Major7710@reddit

The Wing Kong in the red turban, worthy fucking adversary.

Whereas what we have here? A bunch of Lords of Death trying to find a green eyed girl? Not a worthy opponent

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minder125@reddit

Bunny has green eyes.

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MerrillSwingAway@reddit

You want an eye? I can get you an eye, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me!

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FudgieRumplings@reddit

We really shook the pillars of heaven didn’t we Dude?

Well that’s just like your opinion, man.

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abderfdrosarios@reddit

Also Dude, Little China is not the preferred nomenclature. Little Asian-American Cultural District, please.

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maxthemummer@reddit

You know what old Jeffery Lebowski always says at a time like this?

Who?

Me! Jeffery Lebowski!

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thesithcultist@reddit

Go tell the leage office I dont bowl on the Hungry ghost festival

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Haunting_Ant_5061@reddit

I’ve got a 5, almost 6-demon bag…

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GnorxA@reddit

How’d you get up there?

WASN‘T EASY MAN1

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Chernobwontfallout@reddit

Stay out of little china, Lebowski! Stay out of little china, deadbeat! Keep your ugly, fuckin', goldbrickin' ass out of my ethnic community!

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JFrankParnellEsquire@reddit

Have you paid your dues?

Uh dude tomorrow's already the tenth.

The check is in the mail.

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