Stoner Girlfriends Meal
Posted by UltimateMate101_9@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 27 comments
Posted by UltimateMate101_9@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 27 comments
Sea_Homework_1472@reddit
This is so sad. Like girl, at least toss a little olive oil and cheese/garlic/herbs/tomatoes on it or SOMETHING 😭.
At least the cake looks tasty tho.
Sea_Homework_1472@reddit
As a pasta lover, this kills me. Like girl, at least toss a little pesto and cheese/tomatoes/chicken on it or SOMETHING 😭.
HornsxandxHalos@reddit
You mean a snack? I think I would cry if someone gave that to me and called it a 'meal' 🤣
load_mas_comments@reddit
STONER GIRLFRIEND
TryToFixMe1@reddit
ferdinostalking@reddit
Bienenstich 😍
canolafly@reddit
So it's cake and a few nude noodles?
ferdinostalking@reddit
Bienenstich is the cake 😙 the noodles are unrelated
canolafly@reddit
Yes I searched the name for what it was, which is why the nudels seem such an odd accompaniment to have on the same austere plate.
death_listing@reddit
portion of noodles is to small for a stoner. also to plain.
BAMspek@reddit
Noodles are like potato chips for me. This portion would drive me insane because I’d just be thinking about how much I want more.
makemeking706@reddit
The calories burned from walking back and forth to the kitchen counts as exercise, so you can have extra noodles.
FrostyGazelle7596@reddit
Some sort of sauce for the pasta surely.?
canolafly@reddit
No sauce and don't call me Shirley.
wauve1@reddit
Who’s boiling water to cook 6 noodles
Wildkirschgeschmack@reddit
i counted 11
canolafly@reddit
Yikes. I might need a to-go box for that many.
SideshowMelsHairbone@reddit
And 17 candy bars for dessert.
canolafly@reddit
Keep your nose out of my meal planner.
Ingenrollsroyce@reddit
Is she a child?
canolafly@reddit
😬
Effective-Ad-5842@reddit
You need a better girlfriend it looks like. Ya, know like one that cooks full meals.
Wildkirschgeschmack@reddit
aye the cake on the plate is called bienenstich and it fills your stomach pretty quickly
Wildkirschgeschmack@reddit
a german strugglemeal
viavxy@reddit
what the fuck are those 3 noodles for 😭
LastRedshirt@reddit
this is basically the food, my sister ate in her teen years. (Or potatoes with gravy, nothing else)
AssistanceLucky2392@reddit
Even us stoners have standards