8 bucks for 4 full meals. Sausage penne with mushrooms and green peppers and an entire loaf of garlic French bread. It's only shitty because it was incredibly inexpensive... and I enjoy making people salivate...😈
Posted by Timus52003@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 12 comments
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Seygem@reddit
That's...just a normal meal
Timus52003@reddit (OP)
Plz don't be mad at me...🥺... I just thought y'all could use a break when scrolling the madness...🥹
shadow_destroyer217@reddit
Reciplease!
Timus52003@reddit (OP)
Lol. It's Penne pasta (Great Value), Jimmy Dean Italian sausage, Prego Chunky mushroom and green pepper Italian sauce (not from scratch this time, 🥺), and Walmart Fresh Baked Garlic bread ($2.46). We topped it with a sprinkle of triple cheddar shredded cheese (some on about half the bread, too.) ... a little onion powder, garlic powder, some oregano, and topped with a sprinkle of parsley. Brown the sausage and break up the chunks before adding the sauce and allowing to simmer about 15 minutes on low. I like my penne a bit on the softer side, so boil about 12 to 15 minutes, or slightly less for al-dente. 💋🤌
PotentPersistence@reddit
Sorry but thats just not shitty enough. Looks down right fuckin fantastic!
Timus52003@reddit (OP)
The taste is incredible!... Want some? I formally invite you to dinner!
PotentPersistence@reddit
Well now, I am not one to turn down a plate of food upon which garlic bread has.been served. I formally accept.
Timus52003@reddit (OP)
Fantastic!... We're up in northern Montana, tho... think you can handle the cold?.. haha
PotentPersistence@reddit
Yikes, probably not enough garlic bread in all Montana could keep that cold away! Are you by canada
Timus52003@reddit (OP)
Just about 20 miles or so from a port. Our coldest temperature was -69° F..... haha. The "Feels Like" temperature was something like -89°... 🥶
Repulsive-Tiger-9795@reddit
Not shitty