Drunk idea at 3am McDonalds delivery
Posted by TheScarps@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 175 comments
Just discovered this subreddit and dug through years of discord posts to find this gem to share.
About 5 years ago, mid-covid lock down, drinking with the lads on discord, absolutely trashed. Ordered 20 nuggets and 3 different burgers (mcchicken, quarter pounder, and mcfish). Combined the burgers to create the "Air, Land & Sea" burger, glazed it with McChicken sauce, then plated it with a moat of nuggets and burger lettuice garnish under the dips. Its a monstrosity, hope this fits the bill here.
Lost_But-Seeking@reddit
That McGangbang ended with a bukkake.
Xfuck1tX@reddit
Feisty-Resource-1274@reddit
That's the most lizard person gif I've ever seen
fnordulicious@reddit
mckakke
coppockm56@reddit
The OP won't admit it, but that was almost certainly the goal here.
retroboy1985@reddit
GLP-1 syringe stabbed in that top bun and daddy you’re cooking!
Porkwarrior2@reddit
You sir, win this sub today.
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
deep bow
Eloquentelephant565@reddit
Lmfao at “McChicken sauce”. Dawg that’s mayonnaise
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
Agreed, but this is the packets it comes in
https://ir.4sqi.net/img/general/original/IU0zCsWO0w4XDLwVvolaiT5W7TCusZmjDzEFzlprwpo.jpg
Eloquentelephant565@reddit
Interesting! I’ve never seen that packet before!
Nere4Hudes@reddit
Someone came early.
Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi@reddit
Pack it up y'all, shut the sub down this post wins
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
I just found where I belong on reddit 🫠
Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi@reddit
Really should have gone the whole mile and covered the burger fully like icing on a cake
Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi@reddit
https://youtu.be/zsCD5XCu6CM?si=l1DaYeJJ9gpvVBUw
Interesting_Pair_997@reddit
10/10 on the plating
shiftygigs@reddit
I get the sandwich stacking, but why’d you cum all over it ??
Interesting_Pair_997@reddit
Sorry your plumbing doesn't work
FormingTheVoid@reddit
Standard procedure when eating greasy food and drunk
MoldyZebraCake666@reddit
What? You don't cum all over your food?
Effective_Gene5155@reddit
Thats a decent exercise routine actually
You dont get to eat until you cum (cum on the food optional depending on your personal protein requirements)
Crafty_Aspect8919@reddit
If you eat your own cum does it work the same as a protein shake or does it just even out?
Effective_Gene5155@reddit
I assume it works as a shake
Its coming out of you, but not from the digestive system
Like reallocating resources from one government branch to another
Crafty_Aspect8919@reddit
I'm picturing a slime monster...you pull a chunk off it, it gets smaller...put the chunk back on it and its back to the original size
Effective_Gene5155@reddit
Are you saying its better to only eat burgers covered in someone elses cum?
Pyehole@reddit
Doesn't that go without saying?
Crafty_Aspect8919@reddit
PrivatePilot9@reddit
Yes officer, this comment right here.
shiftygigs@reddit
Only if my wife asks me to
archwin@reddit
And she asked you to eat it after?
FingerGunsAkimbo@reddit
I sentence you straight to horny jail.
archwin@reddit
What? Why me?
I’m just asking questions
magmes@reddit
That's how it always starts.
archwin@reddit
Not me.
I hear a lot of stuff from my patients, and honestly, it’s more morbid curiosity more than anything.
So when I hear something weird, it’s just something else to add to the that is really weird case file
FGFlips@reddit
While she watches.
i_was_axiom@reddit
Like some sort of horny wolverine?
nik_cool22@reddit
https://youtube.com/shorts/rRha6xmfAJE
Feeling-Screen-9685@reddit
Playing solo soggy burger, that way he’s always the winner.
zoobs@reddit
Sounds to me like you don’t actually get the sandwich stacking.
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
I got excited.
passionfruit0@reddit
He got excited
SynisterSilence@reddit
Boy had a lot of zinc
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
Got too excited.
Interesting_Pair_997@reddit
Tell me your from Trenton without telling me you are from Trenton
Mr-Bry-Guy@reddit
That’s $100 in sauces alone man you were very drunk lmfao!
Yazhemog@reddit
Would
SandwhichEfficient@reddit
Is that straight fuckin mayo on the outside ? 🤮
ShrimpieAC@reddit
No it’s “McChicken Sauce”
Which yeah I’m pretty sure is just mayo.
Jaded_Aypex@reddit
I didn't read his full post and thought you were just being sarcastic, but he really did call it McChicken sauce...
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
The packets say McChicken sauce, its supposed to be mayonnaise, but its McDonalds so who knows what it is 🤷♂️
beaushow33@reddit
I believe it is a mayo/mustard combo
caintowers@reddit
Interesting… curious as to the ingredients. International McDonald’s makes some interesting choices sometimes
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
Assuming its akin to Miracle Whip, which is different than mayonnaise, and thats why they called it McChicken sauce instead.
juddplays@reddit
internet suggests it's mayonnaise with onion powder
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
Interesting, I know they've pivoted on the name a few times... Just found this: https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F13zuhi0tntx71.jpg%3Fwidth%3D640%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Dc0d55adab5fbb1e1bdec3e6098f1cc9d1d964616
skibumchef250@reddit
This was always the most unnerving one for me
ChanceBuckman@reddit
thank you for commenting this for me.
_CarbonSaxon_@reddit
Awful, go to bed
Rocket_Panda_@reddit
Glazed. A mayo glaze. Just wow
MlCOLASH_CAGE@reddit
Mchicken sauce? Do people not know what mayo is anymore?!
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
I love the sauce outrage 😁
https://ir.4sqi.net/img/general/original/IU0zCsWO0w4XDLwVvolaiT5W7TCusZmjDzEFzlprwpo.jpg
MlCOLASH_CAGE@reddit
Okay but is that not Mayo in Canada? SHOW ME THE INGREDIENTS. And thank you
Odur29@reddit
looks like $40
whyyoufollowingme@reddit
How much was it?
HerMajestysButthole2@reddit
MelonElbows@reddit
In what country is it called a McFish instead of a Filet o' Fish?
haikusbot@reddit
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FormingTheVoid@reddit
Average amount of mayonnaise in a McDonald's order...
SofonisbaAnguissola@reddit
"Glazed" is an extremely generous term for what you did
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
Guilty
ratsintheblunt@reddit
not trying to be a hater but this was literally a mcdonald's promotion & they called it the same name , idk if you're trying to get credit for it as an invention , but i got this around the same time and it came with 20 free nuggets , so i have also partaken in this monstrosity as well , surprisingly good , and my fat ass gets this every time i order mcdonald's now ( maybe 3 times a year ) but i add bacon just to put another animal in it
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
All good, I can understand why you'd see it that way. In hindsight it makes sense. Maybe their advertising subliminally got me and I thought I made this up.
We were all wasted on discord, pissing ourselves laughing while making this order. Then they watched on camera while I constructed this monstrosity, and then subsequently commit absolute debauchery eating it.
FoxyFeline69@reddit
Just put the mayo INSIDE the sandwich
Gorefal1234@reddit
Whys you cum on it tho?
Dangerous_Donkey5353@reddit
Why did you cum on it?
TheNewYellowZealot@reddit
“Mcchicken sauce”
Mayonnaise. That’s what that’s called.
My brother did manage to convince one of his friends it was called “BLAM! Sauce” and his friend rolled up in the drive through and ordered his without any.
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
I agree with you, it is not blam sauce. However, McDonalds calls it McChicken sauce, here anyways in Canada. In other places McDonalds calls it "Mayo-style sauce." So for the sake of the discussion, it is with intention that they call it something other than mayonnaise.
https://ir.4sqi.net/img/general/original/IU0zCsWO0w4XDLwVvolaiT5W7TCusZmjDzEFzlprwpo.jpg
MutedLie6372@reddit
Nobody commenting on the (pre-debauchery) glory of the top bun? Shit’s commercial level
MarvelCardboard@reddit
The McGlaze. Unhinged yet poetic.
Freddy1019@reddit
5aladknuckle5@reddit
Mayonnaise bender
houseDJ1042@reddit
The McBukkake
withbellson@reddit
OK fine, I'll post this.
withbellson@reddit
[OK fine, I'll post this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMX6Fh-abCM).
JamieStriker@reddit
That's just another Friday night for me
ZettaiKyofuRyoiki@reddit
> McFish
Filet-O-Fish?
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
HAHA youre the first one to book the woopsie
syst3m1c@reddit
That’s fucking vile and thusly I approve of its placement on this sub. Excellent.
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
deep bow
420Christ@reddit
I think this looks delicious
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
It was 😆
Bloodyomg@reddit
McLife
angry-key-smash6693@reddit
It looks like you tried to frost it all in sauce like a cake and then gave up 😭
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
Did I give up, or did I achieve abstract inebriated perfection? 😁
angry-key-smash6693@reddit
Touche, touche
USAhotdogteam@reddit
McMc Platter
Several_Celebration@reddit
Looks good ngl
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
It was good IIRC
fromthefirstnote@reddit
My boyfriend says it looks like the Yelp specials from south park
Fucky0uthatswhy@reddit
Isn’t “mcchicken sauce” just mayo?
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
Not sure what it is, looks like mayo, tastes similar, but they call it mayo-style McChicken sauce.
Fucky0uthatswhy@reddit
Just looked on the website. It’s “mayonnaise”
Dpremequeen@reddit
Salad on the side great idea 🙂↕️
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
Gotta stay classy 👌
Ozocubu@reddit
Would, without a hint of shame either
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
eazypeazy303@reddit
Were you trying to ice it like a cake!?
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
Yes 😆
PrimarisMeatbag@reddit
I once got drunk and put mcnuggets on a domino's pizza. Was friggen delicious
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
Love your style!
Tyedyeee@reddit
I love how you tried to make it like cake icing and smooth it around the sandwiches. Smash.
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
Ah, someone of true culinary taste.
zxxdeq@reddit
This is glorious.
Greengiant2021@reddit
Disgusting CANCER on a plate….get a grip people.😒
permalink_save@reddit
Did you know what sub you are in when you posted this?
TheGeneral2024@reddit
That is a vomit inducing amount of mayo slathered on there
alienscape@reddit
"McChicken Sauce" is called mayonnaise, no?
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
https://ir.4sqi.net/img/general/original/IU0zCsWO0w4XDLwVvolaiT5W7TCusZmjDzEFzlprwpo.jpg
kawiz03@reddit
Bro, did you really have to jizz all over it?
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
Have to, no, wanted to, yes.
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
McChicken sauce
linzzzzi@reddit
I object to calling chickens creatures of the air.
Breaking-Who@reddit
The fuck is Mcchicken sauce
Chicken-Financial@reddit
I believe McChicken sauce is just called mayonnaise lmao
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
Not at McDonalds, the mayonaise is called just McChicken sauce, lmayonaise
Chicken-Financial@reddit
Are you in the US? It’s just called mayonnaise here if you order through the app they call it mayonnaise
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
In Canada, and yeah the app calls it mayonnaise, you can ask for mayonnaise at the counter or drive through, but the little white sachets they give you say McChicken sauce on them. Well, they used to anyways, not sure if it's changed.
fuzzy_bear_antics@reddit
Does the staff in your local McDonald's call you 'three for free'?
AbeVigoda76@reddit
Is that a Heartbreaker with Cream?
QueezyF@reddit
I gained five pounds just by looking at this and ordered a burger.
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
Shmiggams22@reddit
The bed of lettuce for the sauce is a nice touch. Compliments to the chef
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
Appreciate you 😁
Electronic-Resolve-7@reddit
That’s wild
CrestonSpiers@reddit
How did you eat it?
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
One large bite at a time, on Webcam with my friends. Ended up wearing it all over my beard and shirt.
Mrevilman@reddit
Did you try to ice it like a cake?
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
Yes, and I have no idea why, it just made chaostic sense at the time.
SlippyTheFeeler@reddit
Who are you that is so wise in the culinary art?
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
Once the clock strikes 12, and the alcohol has been consumed, he starts to transform into this guy.
Ive never met him, only heard tales of him the next day.
SetComprehensive1547@reddit
“glazed with mc chicken sauce” are u serious?
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
Super serious.
thismeatsucks@reddit
We’ve all been here
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
One of us, one of us.
doubleboogermot@reddit
Stunningz thank you for your contribution
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
My pleasure, I love it here haha
MoobooMagoo@reddit
I'm going to start calling all mayo "McChicken sauce"
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
If hold the packet vertically, then tear a small strip clean off the end, you then have a McChicken dip sauce 😏
TildeGunderson@reddit
The cleanliness of the plating and presentation combined with the irritating anarchy of the McChicken sauce glazing is the exact nirvana-obtaining mindset some cultist would see and exclaim, "he's The Chosen One!"
TheScarps@reddit (OP)
This.
habichuelamaster@reddit
Big May is that you?
AdOverall3944@reddit
Glorious🍔
The-Booty-Train@reddit
WinnieTheBish44@reddit
Looks like you tried icing it with sauce
rafaugm@reddit
/r/WhiteHouseDinners
EbbAggravating3346@reddit
Why did you spooge the mayo all over it?
socalfuckup@reddit
wasn't there a mcdonalds app option/promo around that time, for "the land, air, and sea burger"? and iirc they gave you the three separate sandwiches and you had to stack them yourself to make them look like the picture lol
JustHereToLurk2001@reddit
I get it, 2020 was rough. But Jesus Christ, dude.
NekoGoddess9625@reddit
Don't get me wrong, I love mayo but.......
Lianhua88@reddit
If that's proper mayo (not the salad dressing crap) I'd eat it.
HungryMudkips@reddit
"bukkake'ing a burger tower with mayonnaise" is.......definitely one of the ideas of all time.
tangycrossing@reddit
missing fries
SilentSlytherin913@reddit
Uuugh my stomach bubblin
LogicFeels474@reddit
robmobtrobbob@reddit
That must have been the most horrible morning shit in existence.
Lost_Engineering_433@reddit
It's a good meal, but your doctor won't be happy
puernosapien@reddit
The shmear
kylesful@reddit
Do you prefer McHelman’s or McMiracle whip?
GentrifriesGuy@reddit
LilArtsyCreature@reddit
I thought the sauce was mashed potatoes at first glance, so was wondering why you had seemingly created a mashed potatoes & gravy sarcophagus over a cheeseburger 😂
WinterSector8317@reddit
Some people shy away from Pandora’s box, but you just slammed it open and shook it upside down, eh?
EvaTheE@reddit
And, how was your heart attack?
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit
You did not have to violate the Big Mac’s cheeseburgers like that 💀💀
NotNorthSpartan@reddit
It's beautiful.