It’s like what Bowie said. You look for the uh- You remind me of the Babe. What babe? The babe with the power The-uh, the what? Power of Voodoo What, dude? Shut the fuck up, Donny!

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CPTKickass@reddit

I am the goblin king…

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D-Flo1@reddit

David. Robert. Jones.

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Illustrious_You_6210@reddit

Shut the fuck up, Hoggle.

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bebopgamer@reddit

Elite reference

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Forbidden_Donut503@reddit

Bowl, magic bowl!

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sauntcartas@reddit

How ya gonna keep ‘em down on the farm once they’ve seen Jareth’s bulge?

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Poorgeois@reddit

He still contact juggles manually.

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grit-and-caviar@reddit

8 month olds, dude

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ohne_hosen@reddit

The man in the tight pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary.

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GrimeyJosh@reddit

Whats said is said, man

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Impressive_Math2302@reddit

King Jarreth draws a lot water in this Labyrinth Lebowski, you don’t draw shit.

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bebopgamer@reddit

POLICEMAN - You're lucky they left the tape deck though, and the Creedence.

DUDE - Awh! Jesus, what's that smell, man?

POLICEMAN - The Bog of Eternal Stench!

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Impressive_Math2302@reddit

Wouldn’t hold out much hope for the tape deck though, or the Ziggy Stardust.

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Illustrious_You_6210@reddit

Is this your codpiece, Jareth?

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AllegedlyGoodPerson@reddit

We know it’s his fucking codpiece! Where’s the fucking baby, you Little brat?!

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Botosi5150@reddit

They're calling the cops, man. Put the Lightsaber away.

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Forbidden_Donut503@reddit

You think im fucking around here, take your head off!

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omega_red24@reddit

Inaccurate depiction of the dude. The dude dabbles in pacifism.

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hundredgrandpappy@reddit

Dude was ready to fight DaFino and the nihilist who wouldn’t take his four dollars, man.

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RoundTiberius@reddit

You want a baby? I can get you a baby

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bustanut_dabmaster@reddit

That poor baby kidnapped himself!

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faucetpants@reddit

8 year olds, dude.

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Dudenysius@reddit

Donnie is way out of his element.