Who’d devour the living hell outta my dinner? Just me?
Posted by Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 49 comments
Left plate: rice, bear curry, and chilli paste Right plate: unseasoned congratulations steak
PureYouth@reddit
…what kind of bear?
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
Brown bear
PureYouth@reddit
May I ask where on earth you’re from/where you live?
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
I’m from Thailand (don’t speak Thai but don’t wanna give out my language) Not gonna say exactly my location but, near the Vancouver area (Canada) I’m too paranoid to give full details
PureYouth@reddit
That’s okay, I just wanted a general idea of where in the world you might be where brown bear would be a regular thing to eat.
Very interesting!
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
Totally understand ya, brown bear go hard
Ok_Researcher_9796@reddit
Shouldn't there be some kind of sauce in that curry? Also the steak looks overcooked for my liking.
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
There is a sauce, the curry isn’t overpowering which I like better. It’s better than nothing. And yeah it is overcooked otherwise I would have put it on decentfoodporn, but at the same time the left plate looks deranged
FriedRamen1@reddit
Add some fried egg and put some fried garlic on the rice
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
I’ve got all those. Will do that next time, thanks!
ablackholesun462@reddit
Are you eating literal pieces of shit?
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
In my eyes no, in your pretty EYES yes
xiipaoc@reddit
Curry looks good, but that's just too much rice. Unseasoned steak, though, no thanks. Get some flavor on that and we'll talk.
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
The amount of rice is perfect for the ratio of bear and steak. Unseasoned steak taste so good after eating salty junk foods. It’s just a matter of health goals
Snoo_67993@reddit
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
The little ass curry and chili paste is considered sauce in MY eyes
VexTheTielfling@reddit
Actual bear?
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
Yeah
VexTheTielfling@reddit
Nice. I would definitely eat it.
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
Goated taste
BatDynamite@reddit
Why is everything so dry
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
I hadn’t thought about it, I love wet food more but yet this still was BUSSING
oneweirdclickbait@reddit
You love wet food? Are you a dog? You have to tell, if you're a dog.
If so - good boy.
If not... participation trophy human.
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
Woof woof woof WOOF WOOOOF wOoF 🐕
oneweirdclickbait@reddit
Aren't you a talented boy? Made dinner all by yourself! Such a smart little fella!
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
AWOOOOO 🐶
Ronin_1999@reddit
Is this a fatty cut of beef and rice?!?!?!
YOU HAD ME AT FATTY CUT OF BEEF AND RICE YO.
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
It’s rice and bear
Ronin_1999@reddit
Fuck NOW you have my complete and total attention 😮
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
Wild caught bear is 🤤
kumquatsurprise@reddit
What are the things next to rice that look like animal scat?
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
Roasted chili paste
kumquatsurprise@reddit
Ahh it looks drier than I would think paste would be. I'd still try some of everything.
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
Bon apetite
Sun-Much@reddit
a proper meal for a proper keyboard warrior!
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
Damn straight bro
Aiderona@reddit
Heaps of rice but im down.
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
I’m sick and tired of ppl eating bite sized plate of rice
Aiderona@reddit
Im just fussy with white rice if it had heaps of steak juices over it or fried rice yeah I would be very down.
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
Sounds delish!
x_asperger@reddit
What's your bench.
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
130lb
x_asperger@reddit
Same. I only asked because this is only acceptable to eat for goblins or gym goblins.
Also, your post history of visible...
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
Yeah kinda, i don’t go to the gym at all apart from high school days. And i thought my post history has nsfw filter on?
earlubes@reddit
The left is definitely r/poopfromabutt
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
What about the right?
earlubes@reddit
Pretty good
bettybruisemachine@reddit
Rice and meat? Sign me up💯😎
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
signs you up