Made two packets of lemon and coriander instant cous cous and a packet of roast vegetable instant noodles. Added tins of baked beans and chopped tomatoes. Salt, three eggs, a splash of milk, baking powder and self raising flour mixed in. Beat the crap out of the mixture and dumped into a roasting tin. Mature cheddar and black pepper on top, baked until a knife came out clean.
Would've been better with some garlic& soy sauce in and if I had put cheese in as well as on top
I've eaten worse things.
I'll probably make similar again. 🤷
It gives me such a weird feeling to upvote this. It’s disgusting, but it’s honest and true to the subreddit we are in. I agree with it, but I don’t have to like it.
This is easily one of the worst things I've seen a good long while. I scrolled past someone chicken nuggets with a dipping sauce that was a kids meal. This is truly revolting.
I actually threw up after I read all your ingredients lmao (but I’ve been sick to my stomach a few days so it probably wasn’t you but it triggered the gag) 😂👌
OIiveiro@reddit
Reusing vomit is very economical.
Machaeon@reddit
Dare I ask what went into this monstrosity?
MerryBerryMudskipper@reddit (OP)
Made two packets of lemon and coriander instant cous cous and a packet of roast vegetable instant noodles. Added tins of baked beans and chopped tomatoes. Salt, three eggs, a splash of milk, baking powder and self raising flour mixed in. Beat the crap out of the mixture and dumped into a roasting tin. Mature cheddar and black pepper on top, baked until a knife came out clean.
Made my house smell like pizza.
beccaroux@reddit
Oh, that’s so much worse than I thought it was at first…you say your house smelled like pizza, but how did it taste?
magnustranberg@reddit
What on God's green earth inspired you to make this?
MerryBerryMudskipper@reddit (OP)
A severe eating disorder and no self respect whatsoever
BidensBDSMBurner@reddit
Okay I don't have to leave an insulting comment now you're admitting insanity basically
MerryBerryMudskipper@reddit (OP)
I mean at least it's a step up from microwaved eggs
Chem1st@reddit
I'm not so sure of that.
mensfrightsactivists@reddit
microwaved eggs was the first recipe i learned as a kid! i had a whole microwave cookbook lol. but nutrition is nutrition even if ya nuke it :)
BrookeBondage@reddit
What kind of fucking eating disorder is this
MerryBerryMudskipper@reddit (OP)
AN B/P
GhostofRutherford@reddit
I can't believe there's no meat in this!
ElectricalTwist4083@reddit
So noodles, noodles, baked beans, eggs, tomatoes, and pastry. No spam?
MerryBerryMudskipper@reddit (OP)
Technically vegetarian. Also spam is insanely expensive
IceGiantHelga@reddit
What the hell
ArDee0815@reddit
Is it good?
MerryBerryMudskipper@reddit (OP)
Would've been better with some garlic& soy sauce in and if I had put cheese in as well as on top I've eaten worse things. I'll probably make similar again. 🤷
Skweril@reddit
I'd eat this ngl
Machaeon@reddit
Hideous. Love it 👍
lxghtbringer@reddit
Sloaf
yoosernamesarehard@reddit
It gives me such a weird feeling to upvote this. It’s disgusting, but it’s honest and true to the subreddit we are in. I agree with it, but I don’t have to like it.
Cutoffjeanshortz37@reddit
This is easily one of the worst things I've seen a good long while. I scrolled past someone chicken nuggets with a dipping sauce that was a kids meal. This is truly revolting.
MerryBerryMudskipper@reddit (OP)
Upvoting the genuinely vomit looking stuff (exhibit A above) feels so wrong, doesn't it 🤣🤣
Mother_Selection_633@reddit
Gives me the [leftover parfait from Malcolm in the Middle[(https://youtube.com/shorts/vj3dSOamK9o?si=nZQBzT5eAtK2rv_v) vibes.
Naive-Musician2006@reddit
I’m all for using what you got but phew…. This takes the cake. Or shall I say loaf
MerryBerryMudskipper@reddit (OP)
Honestly when you think about it it's basically just savory cake.
Naive-Musician2006@reddit
I actually threw up after I read all your ingredients lmao (but I’ve been sick to my stomach a few days so it probably wasn’t you but it triggered the gag) 😂👌
MerryBerryMudskipper@reddit (OP)
DUDE I AM SO SORRY 😭😂
also I laughed. Sorry for that too and I hope you feel better soon?!
Naive-Musician2006@reddit
Hopefully it was edible for you!
Naive-Musician2006@reddit
🤣 all is forgiven
lildonutbinch@reddit
oh!
Dizzy-Confection-551@reddit
AmericanSpeller@reddit
"L-oh-f"
KittyD13@reddit
Looks like vomit with cheese slices on top 🤣
Raverntx@reddit
What in the mystery loaf is this 😭
burberrywaffles@reddit
yeah this is pretty bad friend
silvanosthumb@reddit
OkiDokiPanic@reddit
Is.... Is it good?
ArwalHassan@reddit
The what now
StreetResolve6159@reddit
Disgusting. 🤢
ElectricalTwist4083@reddit
Actual pink slime?! I’m repulsed and aroused and I’m going to a meeting because of it.
camilly000@reddit
Looks awful but like it might not be half bad kinda like shittyfoodporn. Oh whaddyaknow!
blu3m00n1991@reddit
This looks like one of those Cesar dog food pâtés that my dogs eats on Sundays after their nail trims. 🫢
Baldussimo@reddit
Soooo...how was it?
Slight-Narwhal-2953@reddit
Commercial_Fig_6537@reddit
Dub liner cheese?
MerryBerryMudskipper@reddit (OP)
What's that?
Commercial_Fig_6537@reddit
Dubliner* and a cheese brand looks similar do the cheese you used
MerryBerryMudskipper@reddit (OP)
Lol I just used Stamford Street mature cheddar
Jesustron@reddit
JakeStout93@reddit
I’m disgusted but also interested. I feel compelled to try it, but also not let anyone ever know that I did
Fast-Pepper-6817@reddit
looks scary, good job
Mcstonied@reddit
Naive-Musician2006@reddit
🤮
Rich-Pomegranate1679@reddit
😭
Ronin_1999@reddit
What the hell is this and may I have two slices for grilling please?!?!
Fickle-Secretary681@reddit
Next time tuck the cheese inside and wrap the loaf with bacon.
adamsandlerspanglish@reddit
What kind of loaf... and how did you get the meat(?) to rise?
Severe_Most_2320@reddit
I would 100 percent crush that with catchup and Tabasco.
doubleboogermot@reddit
Nice