Would you eat this for breakfast?
Posted by Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 61 comments
Air fried chicken (with turmeric powder), rice, onion, green onion, and red chilies • So simple and fresh yet so filling
birdie_buttons@reddit
Yes. I hate eggs and most traditional American breakfast foods. This is right up my alley
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
You’re goated for that food taste, I love all country foods tho! I’d rather eat American or Canadian food everyday rather than my culture 🤧
PassionJumpy544@reddit
I just had pineapple Ramen with Vienna sausages for breakfast so...yeah. 😆
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
Your breakfast sounds 🤤
PassionJumpy544@reddit
I was only able to eat half of it. 😆 I'm saving the rest for lunch later. Maybe. It's cold here.
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
Saving that money’s worth of food is a smart idea 👌
Minnesota-Mean@reddit
OR you’re both just broke bitches 🫠
PassionJumpy544@reddit
No, this is cultural for me. You make one meal and eat until it's gone. Especially if it's just you. And sometimes I don't want "breakfast" food. Food is food. I'm a picky eater but I'm not THAT picky. 😂
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
Oh makes sense
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
Love being broke, humble life is the happiest life
Minnesota-Mean@reddit
You keep telling yourself that pal
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
Will do
Silent_stepp@reddit
That chicken looks dry as all hell
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
At least there’s no oil. Carbs is enough insulin for the day. Ain’t wanna mix carbs and oil too much as that will make my skin less clear
Silent_stepp@reddit
Olive oil is actually good for you and your skin, and probably your insulin, as fats slow digestion and insulin spikes. Do your research, you dont have to eat jerky for your meals to be healthy.
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
And I do do my research. High fat, low carbs are great for reducing insulin. Eat vitamin c rich foods to make iron absorption easier. Bro’s assumption is crazy
Silent_stepp@reddit
It's not an assumption when you actually gave reasons? Just trying to help you out. You posted this on the shitty food sub afterall. But you do you
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
“Do your research” is pretty much an assumption. But let’s stop arguing
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
Well apart from unhealthy oils I’d only consume healthy oils. But this breakfast I didn’t wanna add bc whatever
TutorNo8896@reddit
No soy sauce? Unacceptable. Send it back.
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
Can’t stand soy sauce, maybe on sushi
Unusual-Luck5686@reddit
Yea. Or lunch. Or dinner. Or nighttime snack. Or midnight snack or 3am snack.
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
Your love for food makes me proud
Unusual-Luck5686@reddit
Thanks. And wow.. your profile is fucking wild
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
No and honestly my profile is very tame compared to those scat enthusiast profiles 😂
Unusual-Luck5686@reddit
🤢😂😂
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
Seriously tho 😷
Unusual-Luck5686@reddit
I believe it. I got a real firm no poop policy. And apparently a now blown out ass policy now too. Thank you for that lol
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
I wasn’t expecting you to watch my video, I thought you’d just take a glance and skiddadle😂
Unusual-Luck5686@reddit
Lol well I just clicked on one and realized I was in too deep lol no judgements tho. Glad I never had a girls insides fall out after blowing the back out.
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
Vanilla watchers having the surprise of their life is on my bingo card 😭 I’d be glad her insides fell out, the more rarer, the more entertainment, I’ve been too deep into corn 😂
Flat-Permit8204@reddit
Omg!!! 😲 Your profile is shocking you should be ashamed of yourself 😡
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
No you should be ashamed! The hypocrisy is real 😂
Unusual-Luck5686@reddit
I dont really wtch porn tbh, I hardly consider myself vanilla lol just.. tuck ur bum back in and don't poop.. is that too much to ask lol
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
Nah you’re the person I strive to be. I regret my life path, its too difficult to quit 🤧
Unusual-Luck5686@reddit
Interesting. All the best bro.
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
Preciate it, you too 🫡
mcdonalds_baconater@reddit
same brother... same. 💀
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
My bad 💀
mcdonalds_baconater@reddit
its my fault for looking tbh
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
Haha bro, I promise my profile is like Toy Story level vanilla 💀
rewindwonderland@reddit
Fucking wild is an understatement.
Unusual-Luck5686@reddit
Sheesh lol
nogardleirie@reddit
Yes, I have eaten many similar breakfasts
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
True foodie right here
nogardleirie@reddit
Truth be told I've eaten it a fair few times without the chicken
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
Food without meat is something I strive to do for health reasons 😭🫡
nogardleirie@reddit
You could try chopping up lots of herbs and mixing with the rice. For added protein, try a mix of rice - black, brown, red and white. Toss in some roasted nuts
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
Sounds delicious, thanks!
Griffithead@reddit
No. Because I would put some fucking sauce on it! Why eat this dry ass crap when you can add so many different wonderful flavors.
Otherwise yes.
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
That’s why bottle of water exists 🫡
Littleman91708@reddit
Not something I typically eat for breakfast but it doesn't look bad
SillyTelephone8283@reddit
No but mainly cause everything but the chicken would set off my sensory issues
MoonlightMarauder845@reddit
Looks like ass but it sounds amazing. I’d definitely eat it
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
Lovely taste for food
shaidowstars@reddit
I would only be able to eat maybe(?) about 6 or 7% of that. I can't handle a heavy breakfast anymore 😭
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
Oh that’s funny bc I consider this light. And I’m not a big guy at all too. I can’t handle big amounts of food anymore in general, gotta clean out my stomach, health first 🫡
xiipaoc@reddit
I would not. But that's because I usually prefer much lighter cold breakfasts, so I'd save this for lunch. Looks pretty good.
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
I have no breakfast for mon-fri bc no time. 🤧
Sad_Ocelot_9612@reddit
Yum. Yes ✅ approved
Recent-Wasabi-6280@reddit (OP)
Solid choice