Whereas what we have here, a bunch of rice eaters wearing sandals on their feet, trying to find backspace on a Chinese iPhone knockoff. This is not a worthy adversary.
Has it ever occurred to you that instead of uh you know running around uh uh blaming the dude, you know given the nature of all this new shit, you know this could be a lot more uh uh uh uh uh uh complex?
Well sure man, look at it! Ya know.
A young trophy wife, in the
parlance of our times, ya know. She
uh, uh, owes money all over town,
including to known pornographers--
ha, and that's cool, that's that's
cool-- I- I'm saying, she needs
money man, and uh, you know, of
course they're gonna say they
didn't get it, uh uh, because she
wants more, man, she's gotta feed
the monkey, I- I mean--uh, hasn't
that ever occurred to you man? Sir?
I feel like Jeff has become a professional commercial actor these days, I feel like I've seen more Jeff Bridges commercials in recent years than I've seen Jeff Bridges movies over the decades.
Longracks@reddit
That is very undude. But he guess he's gotta feed the monkey.
sourdieselfuel@reddit
His house burned in the fires last year, I'll give him this one pass.
I will not abide further corporate stoogery.
TheReadMenace@reddit
they killed my fuckin' house
New-Lingonberry8029@reddit
no excuse. this isn’t nam , we have rules here , Smokey
Yardsale420@reddit
That’s fucking interesting man.
scottjones608@reddit
In the parlance of our time…
_XenoChrist_@reddit
Tomorrow's already the tenth.
Gutter_Snoop@reddit
Dude are you fucking this up??!
VisitAbject4090@reddit
We were not aware of this dude
billyjoelsangst@reddit
The Dude abides capitalism
Mammoth-Mission-3586@reddit
V I Lenin, Vladimir Illiych Ulyanov!
kawiz03@reddit
Whereas what we have here, a bunch of rice eaters wearing sandals on their feet, trying to find backspace on a Chinese iPhone knockoff. This is not a worthy adversary.
Mammoth-Mission-3586@reddit
The chinaman is not the issue here dude! Also asian american please.
Pleasant_Job_7683@reddit
No Donny these men are capitalists
rolingua@reddit
This will not stand, you know. This aggression will not stand, man.
vrTater@reddit
Jeff is now a bigger whore than Bunny ever was. He just murdered the magic around this movie for me.
It’s just so fucking sad man.
Different_Top_2776@reddit
He’s doing it to support the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers.
Mammoth-Mission-3586@reddit
Those are Mr. Lebowski's children.
kawiz03@reddit
Racially, he's pretty cool?
abides-the-dude-does@reddit
He lives in North Hollywood on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger
skills74@reddit
The In-n-Out Burger is on Camrose.
4n3w@reddit
NEAR the in-and-out burger
NewYork_NewJersey440@reddit
Those are good burgers, Walter
kawiz03@reddit
Shut the FUCK UP DONNY!
SendTobacco@reddit
Business papers.
youresoogoodlookin@reddit
Are you employed, Mr Lebowski?
kawiz03@reddit
You don't go out looking for a phone dressed like that, do you? On a weekday?
NotQuiteSober98@reddit
They gave the dude a beeper
The_Great_Dadsby@reddit
What if it’s during a game?
RedPhule@reddit
Life does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit....
TheSamurabbi@reddit
A pager, if you will
Ok_Acanthisitta2318@reddit
DavidLopan20@reddit
The whole thing's a goddamn scam, man
Dsquared4225@reddit
Those are good phones, OP
Equal_Weather6019@reddit
Has it ever occurred to you that instead of uh you know running around uh uh blaming the dude, you know given the nature of all this new shit, you know this could be a lot more uh uh uh uh uh uh complex?
Mammoth-Mission-3586@reddit
What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
Equal_Weather6019@reddit
I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New shit has come to light! And shit... man, she kidnapped herself.
Mammoth-Mission-3586@reddit
Well sure man, look at it! Ya know. A young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, ya know. She uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers-- ha, and that's cool, that's that's cool-- I- I'm saying, she needs money man, and uh, you know, of course they're gonna say they didn't get it, uh uh, because she wants more, man, she's gotta feed the monkey, I- I mean--uh, hasn't that ever occurred to you man? Sir?
forcekin0@reddit
Compensated to the tune of one hundred thousand bones or clams or whatever you call them.
whirlydad@reddit
Tomorrow's already the 10th
Mammoth-Mission-3586@reddit
Just slide them under my door..
Budget_Secret4142@reddit
Shouldn't have shot his roll with Bunny
Mammoth-Mission-3586@reddit
My WIFE is NOT THE ISSUE HERE
InternationalLaw4170@reddit
You know, it was already the 10th.
SnakePlissken1980@reddit
I feel like Jeff has become a professional commercial actor these days, I feel like I've seen more Jeff Bridges commercials in recent years than I've seen Jeff Bridges movies over the decades.
ccullen0013@reddit
Were you listening to the dude’s pitch, u/Stankaphone?
kawiz03@reddit
No, I was skipping ad's on Youtube.
ccullen0013@reddit
This isn’t TikTok, u/kawiz03, there are rules
therealtwomartinis@reddit
this sellout will not stand, man.
notcabron@reddit
These are unforgivable ads. Just brutal.
kawiz03@reddit
He's gotta feed the monkey. I mean..Hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?
New-Lingonberry8029@reddit
Dude. U r being very undude.
porn_syrup@reddit
Phone's ringing dude
Yardsale420@reddit
With bars like these hey Gary?
Blue-cheese-dressing@reddit
Thank you Donny.
NotYerBoyBlue@reddit
I'm going home
I_only_post_here@reddit
Did they actually not work this line into the commercial some how?
my_team_is_better@reddit
This isn’t the first time that the Dude has appeared in an iPhone commercial. He was there from the very beginning! https://youtu.be/MicECONdno0
JDFLNaples@reddit
Gave the dude a beeper.
nysom1227@reddit
We've been frantically trying to reach you, dude.
2wheelsThx@reddit
Zoë Saldaña is not his special lady, or his fucking lady friend.
Mulletgt@reddit
Gotta pay to unding the car some how.
grimatonguewyrm@reddit
I like yer style, Dude
nukeevry1@reddit
I'm just gonna go find a cash machine
Gutter_Snoop@reddit
Brandt can't be in it though, or they have to pay him a hundred
DaDudedudedude1234@reddit
T-Mobile draws a lot of water in this town
Silverward@reddit
This guy fuckin hocks. I’ve never been so sure of anything in my life
iandcorey@reddit
These rich fucks...
Gutter_Snoop@reddit
I'm not driving the car and handling the money and answering the phone all by myself, man.
<Click>
He--... Hello??
Equal_Weather6019@reddit
We???
spottydodgy@reddit
Standards have fallen...
Dylan_Is_Gay_lol@reddit
Dude just wanted his cheap cell service back!
SwiftKickRibTickler@reddit
got that whole Santa thing going on
novafutureglobal@reddit
Who peed on my phone service? I hope it wasn't you!
california_greyfox@reddit
Could it be AI?
HealthyBullfrog@reddit
What if it's during league play?
MikeW226@reddit
.....Takes a minute....
MorseyMeese@reddit
I don’t take comfort in this
choopie-chup-chup@reddit
At least its an ethos
TGRRAG81@reddit
Those are good towers, Walter
engrav@reddit
Tomorrow's already the tenth.
CPTKickass@reddit
He’s gotta feed the monkey. Hasn’t that occurred to you? Sir?
Wirelessness@reddit
The bank account cannot look empty, Dude.
skills74@reddit
This is our concern, Dude.
Dull_Investigator358@reddit
What in God's holy name are you blathering about?